urgent emergency please help

pecker1992

ok my girlfriend is stuck in alicante and was broken into & robbed on friday and was attempted to be robbed again 10 minutes ago she needs to get home immediatly she is litteraly fearing for her life im trying to find a flight for her asap can someone please help this is no joke all and any help appreciated!! p.s this is probably in the wrong setion but i dont know the right one

galwayrush

Err, perhaps the police in Alicante may be able to help, **** all we can do about it over here.:rolleyes:

Seraphicblue

Obvious troll is desperate

phasers

Do you want my bank details or a loan of my private jet OP?

Abi

REMAIN CALM!


WE HAVE DISPATCHED THE CITIZEN!

Ghost Train

*Sends positive Energy* :cool:

theres a ryanair flight on Sunday evening

galwayrush

phasers wrote: »

Do you want my bank details or a loan of my private jet OP?

A donation through Western Union will obviously solve the problem.;)

Seraphicblue

THIS OPERATION IS NOW UNDER THE AUSPICES OF IRISH INTELLIGENCE.
YOU WILL OBEY


wow that is kinda liberating

Karoma

Who you gonna call?



If you answered Ghostbusters, you're a damn fool. It should be http://www.alicante-ayto.es/ingles/local_police/home.html. Fool.

pikachucheeks

pecker1992 wrote: »

ok my girlfriend is stuck in alicante and was broken into & robbed on friday and was attempted to be robbed again 10 minutes ago she needs to get home immediatly she is litteraly fearing for her life im trying to find a flight for her asap can someone please help this is no joke all and any help appreciated!! p.s this is probably in the wrong setion but i dont know the right one

Obviously she needs to phone the local police so they can come and help her. You won't be able to be of that much use, miles away! Book her a flight home now for tomorrow and pass her on the number of the local authorities, so she can call for help.

Barr

Please disperse , there is nothing to see here

phasers

1992... OP, are you 17?

Is your girlfriend also 17? If so, I may have somebody interested in helping.

Seraphicblue

but but but....there is plenty to see no?
We're currently travelling through the Troll section of the Safari trip
here we see the Obvious Troll Trollus Failus removed from its natural habitat and desperate for the belief it subsists on.

Agent Smith

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Obviously she needs to phone the local police so they can come and help her. You won't be able to be of that much use, miles away! Book her a flight home now for tomorrow and pass her on the number of the local authorities, so she can call for help.

Pretty Much the best advice


She should also contact the Irish Embassy

Ireland House
Paseo de la Castellana 46-4
28046 Madrid
Telephone: 00 34 91 436 4093
Fax: +34-91-435-1677
Email: embajada@irlanda.es
Ambassador - His Excellency Peter Gunning


or the Irish Honorary Consul's office
Ctra. De Madrid, Km 4
Mercalicante
Apartado de Correros 5146
03007 Alicante
Telephone: +34 965 107 485
Fax: +34 965 113 519

Professey Chin

phasers wrote: »

1992... OP, are you 17?

Is your girlfriend also 17? If so, I may have somebody interested in helping.

Dammit woman. Get off that Snype call

Professey Chin

Agent Smith wrote: »

Pretty Much the best advice


She should also contact the Irish Embassy

Ireland House
Paseo de la Castellana 46-4
28046 Madrid
Telephone: 00 34 91 436 4093
Fax: +34-91-435-1677
Email: embajada@irlanda.es
Ambassador - His Excellency Peter Gunning

Ooooooo what makes this fella so excellent

Latchy

Fascinating.. ...

Daroxtar

Tell her go and buy a big fuk off knife and wait......

phasers

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Dammit woman. Get off that Snype call

Damn, He didn't answer the Snype phone.

Barr

Karoma wrote: »

Who you gonna call?

Boards.ie ** I'll get my cape**

galwayrush

OP, what the feck are you doing here of your girlfriend is in Alicante?:rolleyes:

Senna

pecker1992 wrote: »

was attempted to be robbed again 10 minutes

If my missus is any example and she was robbed on friday, then the state she'd be in today means the attempted robbery 10 minutes ago was probably just a Jehovah's Witnesses ringing the door bell.

Agent Smith

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Ooooooo what makes this fella so excellent

The Fact that he is an ambassador and represents the irish Goverment.

galwayrush

Agent Smith wrote: »

The Fact that he is an ambassador and represents the irish Goverment.

Our Government does not do Excellent.:rolleyes:

Professey Chin

phasers wrote: »

Damn, He didn't answer the Snype phone.

Dont worry. Hes got plenty of mobiles

Agent Smith wrote: »

The Fact that he is an ambassador and represents the irish Goverment.

What a wanker

Latchy

galwayrush wrote: »

Our Government does not do Excellent.:rolleyes:

Mastercard Solo and Switch excepted :cool:

Peppapig

Do you need some money

Seraphicblue

Senna wrote: »

If my missus is any example and she was robbed on friday, then the state she'd be in today means the attempted robbery 10 minutes ago was probably just a Jehovah's Witnesses ringing the door bell.

A Jehovah's Witness?
You're a braver man than I....those ****ers are almost impossible to get rid of.
Its like letting in a vampire

4zn76tysfajdxp

Agent Smith wrote: »

The Fact that he is an ambassador and represents the irish Goverment.

Ooooh! Like Spock's Dad?

Professey Chin

Peppapig wrote: »

Do you need some money

I could do with some....

phasers

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

I could do with some....

Yeah me too!


... I'm stuck in... Finglas?

mink_man

theres an awful smell of bullpoo around the place!

galwayrush

Leonidas Narrow Dealership wrote: »

Ooooh! Like Spock's Dad?

He turned us down.:o

Agent Smith

You got that straight. I wouldnt call a goverment that cuts funding to a childrens hospital, and cuts funding for a vaccine that is proven to prevent certain types of cancers in young women exelent. however, i digress.


the reason he's called His Excellency is because the ambassador is ment to be addressed as

"His execllency Peter Gunning, The Ambassaor of Ireland" as in he's the highest Ranked person there

Ross_Mahon

I'm actually in Alicante now, Wireless in the apartment!

Professey Chin

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

I'm actually in Alicante now, Wireless in the apartment!

Quick.Go save the damsel in distress!!!!
Grateful sex FTW!!!!

Super-Rush

Whats the deal with all the fcuked up threads in here lately?

M5

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

I could do with some....

+1

magicianz

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Quick.Go save the damsel in distress!!!!
Grateful sex FTW!!!!

Shhh.....the bf is here! :-o have to have quiet grateful sex FTW!!?

phasers

super-rush wrote: »

Whats the deal with all the fcuked up threads in here lately?

Summer holidays

Ross_Mahon

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Quick.Go save the damsel in distress!!!!
Grateful sex FTW!!!!

No way! Its a trap, There are probably armed men waiting for some Irish idiot to save her, There are plenty of police here, But the phones too far from the couch.

Barr

pecker1992 wrote: »

ok my girlfriend is stuck in alicante and was broken into & robbed on friday and was attempted to be robbed again 10 minutes ago she needs to get home immediatly she is litteraly fearing for her life im trying to find a flight for her asap can someone please help this is no joke all and any help appreciated!! p.s this is probably in the wrong setion but i dont know the right one

This thread probably needs to be moved to travel & holiday section

Professey Chin

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

No way! Its a trap, There are probably armed men waiting for some Irish idiot to save her, There are plenty of police here, But the phones too far from the couch.

Armed men might give grateful sex too? Just a different more unpleasant kind of grateful sex

Super-Rush

phasers wrote: »

Summer holidays

You mean two more months of this?

Professey Chin

magicianz wrote: »

Shhh.....the bf is here! :-o have to have quiet grateful sex FTW!!?

Are you coming onto me?......

M5

phasers wrote: »

Yeah me too!


... I'm stuck in... Finglas?

This man is in a far worse predicament, i reckon a quick whip around is called for!

phasers

super-rush wrote: »

You mean two more months of this?

Unfortunately yes.

No bed times during the summer see. And all those sugary ice pops are working them up.

4zn76tysfajdxp

M5 wrote: »

This man is in a far worse predicament, i reckon a quick whip around is called for!

Phhhshhawww! phasers is one of the gruffest, toughest men I know. Something tells me he'll be alllllll riiiiiiight...

Super-Rush

phasers wrote: »

Unfortunately yes.

No bed times during the summer see. And all those sugary ice pops are working them up.

Damn you Mr Freeze

Euro_Kraut

OP, hate to be picking hole in your writing style at a time like this but, the word 'urgent' before 'emergency' is superfluous.

C'mon. Everyone else was thinking it but was afraid to say it. He needs to hear this.

pecker1992

thanks for all help i have found a flight from alicante to shannnon tomorrow at 22.15 to cork thanks to all who helped and seriosly please stop taking the piss its not funny my girlfriend is with her friends right now afraid for her life she has just done her leaving and tried to get a well deserved break i dont no how you can see humor in this