German Motoring Terms

Hagar

Speedometer = Der Egobooster und Linenshooter

Bonnet = Pullnob und Knucklechopper

Windscreenwiper = Der Flippenflappenmuckenschpredder

Puncture = Die Phlatt mit Bluddyfukken

Learner = Die Twatten mit Elplatz

Air Horns = Der Votderhellsdat Klaxonfanfaren

Petrol = Das Kostiljooze fuer Geddinzegreesoffendertrousers

Motor Club = Der Meetinhaus fuer Tallvagenstories

Low Bridge = Das Makinggrossenbussen ein Singledekken

Breathalyser = Die Puffintern fuer Pistenarsen

Headlights = Das Dippendontdazzlebastad

Highway Code = Der Wipan fuer Arsen

Foot Brake = Der Edbangenonvindschreen Stoppenquik

Near Accident = Der Fukken Near Schittenselfen

Cyclist = Die Pedallpushink Pilloken

Traffic Jam = Die Bluddifukkink Dammundblast

Tyres = Flattfahrts

Fog Warning = Der Puttenlegdown und Fukkit

Gear Lever = Biggensticken fuer Kangaroochoppen

Exhaust = Spitzenpoppenbangentuben

Juggernaut = Der Fukkengrett Trukken

Backfire = Der Lowdenbangenmekkenjumpen

Jay D

omg omg...

These sound very insulting at times, them Germans have a strange dialect...

Vero

sorry, but that has nothing to do with german at all...don't even understand what it should mean

GAAman

Hagar wrote: »

Puncture = Die Phlatt mit Bluddyfukken

Learner = Die Twatten mit Elplatz

Two of my faves there

Vero wrote: »

sorry, but that has nothing to do with german at all...don't even understand what it should mean

Read them out loud carefully and phonetically

Hagar

Vero wrote: »

sorry, but that has nothing to do with german at all...don't even understand what it should mean

GAAman wrote: »

Read them out loud carefully and phonetically

Have a look at Vero's location. Who said the Germans don't have have a sense of humour?

Gulliver

Indicators - Der Blinkenlighten Tikkentokken

Max Power1

lol

Max Power considers that quite funny.

Vero

I'd laugh at pretty much anything, but I just can't manage to read the stuff phonetically :rolleyes: even gave it another go...