Poor Baby

Hagar

Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately, it was born without arms or legs -- without even a torso. It was just a head. Still, the Coopers loved and cared for their child, spoiling and indulging it.

Finally after twenty years, they took a much-needed vacation and whom should they meet on the cruise ship but a European doctor who had recently achieved a medical breakthrough. 'I know,' he said, 'how to attach arms and legs to your child, how to make him whole.'

The Coopers cut their trip short, rushed home and into the room where the head lay in its crib, and said, 'Honey... Mom and Dad have the most wonderful surprise for you!'

'Noooooo!,' shrieked the head, 'Not another fecking hat!'

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No! not another hat, so they told the child about the doctor, and the lad was overjoyed.:D So they carried out the operation, and sure enough everything turned out ok and the lad was so happy with his new arms and legs, soon he was out playing football with all the other kids,a month after his operation, young Ed, as that was his name was on his new skateboard, going down hill very fast, faster and faster he went, the wind taking off his hat as he flew by, ............suddenly out from nowhere a truck slammed into poor Ed killing him instantly, :mad:.............So moral of story ......................Once ahead stay ahead :D:D