STOP THE WEDDING!!!

fippy

I was watching that film "Made of Honour" last night with patrick dempsey and at the end he bursts into the church and tells her he loves her in front of the whole crowd.

I know this is a usual movie occurance but has anyone ever witnessed anything like this in real life???

If so please explain what happened because i think it would be brilliant :eek:

K4t

No.

It only happens on the telly, friend.

Zascar

You knowwhen you see in movies etc where the priest says "If anyone knows a reason these peopel should not get marries please say so now...." They do this at the rehersal now apparantly...

Dinter

I did it before. I went running in and bellowed out my feelings. Then I sauntered off and left her to do the explaining.

That'll teach her to only invite me to the afters.

Agent Smith

fippy wrote: »

I was watching that film "Made of Honour" last night with patrick dempsey and at the end he bursts into the church and tells her he loves her in front of the whole crowd.

I know this is a usual movie occurance but has anyone ever witnessed anything like this in real life???

If so please explain what happened because i think it would be brilliant :eek:

:pac: Way to go ruining the film dickhead...

4zn76tysfajdxp

When I was ten, a girl in my class threatened me by saying that she was going to do that at my wedding. I can't remember what I did to piss her off but it must've been something pretty serious if it meant holding out a 20+ year-long grudge. Ah well.

DubMedic

Emma Flaky Test wrote: »

When I was ten, a girl in my class threatened me by saying that she was going to do that at my wedding. I can't remember what I did to piss her off but it must've been something pretty serious if it meant holding out a 20+ year-long grudge. Ah well.

You obviously took her milk at lunch-time.

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Robbo

Agent Smith wrote: »

:pac: Way to go ruining the film dickhead...

Isn't this how every single oestrofest film involving a wedding ends?

Dinter

Emma Flaky Test wrote: »

When I was ten, a girl in my class threatened me by saying that she was going to do that at my wedding. I can't remember what I did to piss her off but it must've been something pretty serious if it meant holding out a 20+ year-long grudge. Ah well.

Actually it's a bit stalkerish that she's going to hold a twenty year crush on you.

Get many heavy breathing phone calls?

4zn76tysfajdxp

Dinter wrote: »

Actually it's a bit stalkerish that she's going to hold a twenty year crush on you.

Get many heavy breathing phone calls?

I did up until I was about 14. Then they stopped. Maybe I'm free to get married now!

Dinter

Emma Flaky Test wrote: »

I did up until I was about 14. Then they stopped. Maybe I'm free to get married now!

That's women for you. No stamina for the chase.

Abi

Dinter wrote: »

I did it before. I went running in and bellowed out my feelings. Then I sauntered off and left her to do the explaining.

That'll teach her to only invite me to the afters.

Who wants to go to the other bit? Its all a load of gack anyway.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Dinter wrote: »

That's women for you. No stamina for the chase.

Actually, I would've been around 16. Still not that impressive though...

Dinter

Abigayle wrote: »

Who wants to go to the other bit? Its all a load of gack anyway.

In these recessionary times a free dinner is not to be sneered at.

994

DubMedic wrote: »

You obviously took her milk at lunch-time.

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"Taking milk"? Is that what you kids call it these days?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I did it once. Turned out to be the wrong wedding.

AdamusAdonis

Dinter wrote: »

I did it before. I went running in and bellowed out my feelings. Then I sauntered off and left her to do the explaining.

That'll teach her to only invite me to the afters.

HAHA! Great idea

Kiera

Emma Flaky Test wrote: »

I did up until I was about 14. Then they stopped. Maybe I'm free to get married now!

You'd make a beautiful bride.

ilovecars

they don't say it at catholic weddings, os so my priest told me before my wedding..

pikachucheeks

Emma Flaky Test wrote: »

I did up until I was about 14. Then they stopped. Maybe I'm free to get married now!

I'll marry you. On the condition Ryan Phillipe can come in before the vows and "ruin" things! :pac:

Dinter wrote: »

In these recessionary times a free dinner is not to be sneered at.

... Even if the food is salted cardboard and mushy processed peas! Mmm hotel food!

Victor

I once came between the bride and groom, but only alphabethically. :pac:

Busi_Girl08

"If anyone knows any reason these two should be held in holy matrimony, please speak now, or forever hold your peace"






"Da dadada HEY, dadada. Da dadada HEY! dada"

ilovemybrick

I play music at wedding ceremonies so always pray for some sort of drama. The best story I heard comes from an organist who told us about a weeding that happened a few years ago where the bride walked in to a packed church and asked the priest to hold on a second as she had something to say.

She turned to the audience and said "The wedding is called off" cue some gasps and some laughs. But then it got very serious, the bride pointed to one of the bridesmaids and said "she knows why" and turned back to the groom and said "and so does this fúcker". She then went into details about what had happened at his stag party where apparently he had slept with one of the bridesmaids. She then went on to say, the hotel and reception is payed for so lets all go for a party. Then turns to the redfaced groom and the sobbing bridesmaid and said "everyone invited; except you two". Then walked out. To some rapturous applause.

According to the organist its the only gig he played that he was okay with not getting paid for.

Bounty Hunter

fippy wrote: »

I was watching that film "Made of Honour" last night with patrick dempsey and at the end he bursts into the church and tells her he loves her in front of the whole crowd.

I know this is a usual movie occurance but has anyone ever witnessed anything like this in real life???

If so please explain what happened because i think it would be brilliant :eek:

puh-lease, thats not how its done.... this is!

Busi_Girl08

ilovemybrick wrote: »

I play music at wedding ceremonies so always pray for some sort of drama. The best story I heard comes from an organist who told us about a weeding that happened a few years ago where the bride walked in to a packed church and asked the priest to hold on a second as she had something to say.

She turned to the audience and said "The wedding is called off" cue some gasps and some laughs. But then it got very serious, the bride pointed to one of the bridesmaids and said "she knows why" and turned back to the groom and said "and so does this fúcker". She then went into details about what had happened at his stag party where apparently he had slept with one of the bridesmaids. She then went on to say, the hotel and reception is payed for so lets all go for a party. Then turns to the redfaced groom and the sobbing bridesmaid and said "everyone invited; except you two". Then walked out. To some rapturous applause.

According to the organist its the only gig he played that he was okay with not getting paid for.

Did he play the dramatic "don don dooooon" music when she said the wedding was off?;):D:pac:

Jeebus

fippy wrote: »

I was watching that film "Made of Honour" last night with patrick dempsey and at the end he bursts into the church and tells her he loves her in front of the whole crowd.

I know this is a usual movie occurance but has anyone ever witnessed anything like this in real life???

If so please explain what happened because i think it would be brilliant :eek:

Thats a ****e movie and all.

Patrick Demphsey goes off and lives like a big slut for twenty-five years. He then proceeds to realise, only when his best-friend is getting married that he is in love with her. Then he goes and ruins her wedding because of it. Selfish arsehole.

And she falls for him, despite him acting the bollocks for so long, why ? Because her boyfriend refuses to share his chocolate cheesecake. I mean, in all seriousness, who the feck would share chocolate cheescake ? Thats like the king of cake right there, only beaten by, maybe, a good banoffi pie, but thats beside the point.

****e movie. Hated the ending. The prick got the girl and we're meant to be happy. Hope she has an STD.

Super-Rush

When my sister was getting married i was standing beside the groom and he forgot to turn off his phone and it rang. It was some lad looking to hire a digger, he just said 'Ring me back later i'm getting married' and hung up. Feckin hilarious it was.

Jenroche

I was at a wedding years back where the groom's phone rang halfway through the ceremony too. It was his bed-bound granny ringing to know if he was married yet. He replied "No, not yet. I'll ring you back when I am." Lol!

Jen ;->

120_Minutes

ilovemybrick wrote: »

The best story I heard comes from an organist who told us about a weeding

"What is a wedding? websters dictionary difine it as the removing of weeds from ones garden"

Heisenberg.

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blubloblu

'Legend' as in 'urban legend'

fippy

Jenroche wrote: »

I was at a wedding years back where the groom's phone rang halfway through the ceremony too. It was his bed-bound granny ringing to know if he was married yet. He replied "No, not yet. I'll ring you back when I am." Lol!

Jen ;->

Quality!!

I would love to actually witness something like this myself...The only weddings i've ever been to are normal saps who love each other and stuff.

Damn.

:rolleyes:

Jesus Juice

Emma Flaky Test wrote: »

I did up until I was about 14. Then they stopped. Maybe I'm free to get married now!

Thats what she wanted you to think.

connundrum

I'm getting married in a couple of months.

One of my mates has told me that he's going to start a coughing fit when the question is asked.

I told him he'd be knocked te-fuck out if he even tried.

I don't think he'll be doing it now.

grundie

My wife who sings at weddings almost seen it happen.

In a nutshell, the bride and groom loved each other very much. But the bride had for many years been pursued by someone she knew from school.

The back story was that he was convinced she actually loved him and not her husband to be, even going so far as sending her flowers and challenging her fiancée. In reality she hated him from day one and was considering going for a restraining order because he was clearly a bit mad.

On the day of the wedding he turned up at the church, very drunk, in a morning suit with a wedding ring. Forunately various family members prevented him from actually entering the church. The police were called and he was taken away. Rumour has it that he 'fell down some steps'. Most people didn't even know it had happened until afterwards.

She has also seen brides and grooms freaking out and having to be coaxed back in to complete the ceremony.

AnonoBoy

fippy wrote: »

I was watching that film "Made of Honour" last night

Hahahahahaahaahahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry I couldn't read any further. Hahaahahaaaaaaaaa!!! You watched Made of Honour????

HAHHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!

Das Kitty

connundrum wrote: »

One of my mates has told me that he's going to start a coughing fit when the question is asked.

You know they don't actually ask the "lawful impediment" question, right?

AnonoBoy

grundie wrote: »

My wife who sings at weddings almost seen it happen.

In a nutshell, the bride and groom loved each other very much. But the bride had for many years been pursued by someone she knew from school.

The back story was that he was convinced she actually loved him and not her husband to be, even going so far as sending her flowers and challenging her fiancée. In reality she hated him from day one and was considering going for a restraining order because he was clearly a bit mad.

On the day of the wedding he turned up at the church, very drunk, in a morning suit with a wedding ring. Forunately various family members prevented him from actually entering the church. The police were called and he was taken away. Rumour has it that he 'fell down some steps'. Most people didn't even know it had happened until afterwards.

She has also seen brides and grooms freaking out and having to be coaxed back in to complete the ceremony.

You should write in to this guy with that story:

http://psychoticlettersfrommen.blogspot.com/

fippy

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Hahahahahaahaahahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry I couldn't read any further. Hahaahahaaaaaaaaa!!! You watched Made of Honour????

HAHHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!

Watched it with the girlfriend...

i hardly wanted to watch it myself.

AnonoBoy

fippy wrote: »

Watched it with the girlfriend...

i hardly wanted to watch it myself.

Yeah Sure.

"girl"friend.

Sure.

Acid_Violet

At my brothers wedding my other brother put a sticker saying ''HELP'' on the soles of one of his feet, so that when he was kneeling down and actually saying the vows everyone in the congregation could see it. Don't think my sister-in-law was too happy with the frequent presence of that little sticker in her wedding album and video.

Chocoholic84

Dinter wrote: »

In these recessionary times a free dinner is not to be sneered at.

Ah but that's the thing - it's NOT free! You have to put in at least 50 quid into a card, so that's how much your dinner is

Eoin

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

Did he play the dramatic "don don dooooon" music when she said the wedding was off?;):D:pac:

That's exactly what I was thinking - perfect opportunity for the Dramatic Look Hamster music.

fippy

eoin wrote: »

That's exactly what I was thinking - perfect opportunity for the Dramatic Look Hamster music.

Perfect opportunity indeed

WesternNight

Chocoholic84 wrote: »

Ah but that's the thing - it's NOT free! You have to put in at least 50 quid into a card, so that's how much your dinner is

Not to mention the outfit if you buy a new one and all that. And travel. A very hasslesome dinner if you ask me!

4zn76tysfajdxp

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I'll marry you. On the condition Ryan Phillipe can come in before the vows and "ruin" things! :pac:

Okay.

Jesus Juice wrote: »

Thats what she wanted you to think.

(Shut up dude, I'm totally gonna score with this pikachucheeks chick...)

fippy

Emma Flaky Test wrote: »

Okay.



(Shut up dude, I'm totally gonna score with this pikachucheeks chick...)

It sounds to me like its on the cards!!!

patrick dempsey will break up the wedding though...she'll kiss him and the credits will roll.

Typical.:rolleyes:

4zn76tysfajdxp

Story of my life...

Acacia

Agent Smith wrote: »

:pac: Way to go ruining the film dickhead...

In fairness ,anyone could predict how 'Made of Honor' would end by watching half the trailer!

annelouise

i dont know if its cause i am planning a wedding myself but when he jumped in and they didnt get married the first thing i thought was they wont get any of thier deposits back. What a waste of money. So romantic i know.

fippy

annelouise wrote: »

i dont know if its cause i am planning a wedding myself but when he jumped in and they didnt get married the first thing i thought was they wont get any of thier deposits back. What a waste of money. So romantic i know.

LOL!!!

Brilliant