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A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy

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  • 03-07-2009 9:28pm
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    ahmed89
    Registered Users Posts: 92 ✭✭


    i thought this was funny,you may or may not like it

    A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy,

    Dear Tech Support ,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed
    a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in
    the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly
    under Boyfriend 5..0 .

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
    as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and SOCCER 4.1 .

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the
    system.

    Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

    What can I do?

    Signed,

    Desperate Woman

    ****************************************************

    DEAR DESPERATE Madam,

    First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme..html and try to download
    Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
    If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
    Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 .


    Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install
    Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually
    seize control of all your system resources.)

    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
    These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly..
    You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
    performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

    Good Luck Madam!


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