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How to remove bears

galwayrush · 2009-07-04 20:41:41

An oldie. A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for 'Bear Removers'. He calls the number & the bear remover says he'll be over in 30mins. When he arrives, he gets out of his van - he's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old…

04-07-2009 09:41PM

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galwayrush

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An oldie.

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for 'Bear Removers'.
He calls the number & the bear remover says he'll be over in 30mins.
When he arrives, he gets out of his van - he's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pitbull.
"What are you going to do?", the homeowner asks.
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with the baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pitbull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."

He then hands the shotgun to the owner.

"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."

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#2 05-07-2009 04:43AM

Podge2k7

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Lmfao, good stuff:D

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