2012, do u beleive?

Riamfada

In All Fairness wrote: »

We're fcuked. We're too arrogant to realise that while we are the most intelligent life form that is no reason to believe that we are the most resilient. Life will survive long after we're gone and personally I think it's already too late. Nature gave us every chance to regulate our own population and we didsn't listen. We're a cancer and nature will heal itself as it has always done. Where there is no life there is no God.

I predict that by 2012 your glue sniffing habit may have gotten the better of you

HouseHippo

In All Fairness wrote: »

We're fcuked. We're too arrogant to realise that while we are the most intelligent life form that is no reason to believe that we are the most resilient. Life will survive long after we're gone and personally I think it's already too late. Nature gave us every chance to regulate our own population and we didsn't listen. We're a cancer and nature will heal itself as it has always done. Where there is no life there is no God.

Actually as far as intelligent life forms go...
There are 3 scales of civilisations

Type 3
Type 2 and
type 1
wich are widely accepted to be intelligent as in use their entire brain rather than the small precentage we use. These are your space travelling telepathic aliens

We are in the scientific brain development scale a
Type 0 civilisation
which is in non-theoretical physicist terms....fcuking retards

BlitzKrieg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz86TsGx3fc

as someone said in the films forum, JFK will return to the whitehouse in 2012.

HouseHippo

BlitzKrieg wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz86TsGx3fc

as someone said in the films forum, JFK will return to the whitehouse in 2012.

sweet he was a deadly prez

ynotdu

tech2 wrote: »

I respect the calender with its acuarate readings but the end of earth on a certain date is not one which I agree with. There are scientifically moderate reasons for concern however.

I dont think anybody would dispute that strange things are happening to the planet,and few doubt that carbon emmisions etc are affecting the globes natural balance.

Real scientists told govts about this danger decades ago,no govts listened.


the diffrience is the scientists were using Scientific method,based on research not the prequel to Harry Potter!

HouseHippo

ynotdu wrote: »

tech2 wrote: »

I respect the calender with its acuarate readings but the end of earth on a certain date is not one which I agree with. There are scientifically moderate reasons for concern however.

I dont think anybody would dispute that strange things are happening to the planet,and few doubt that carbon emmisions etc are affecting the globes natural balance.

Real scientists told govts about this danger decades ago,no govts listened.


the diffrience is the scientists were using Scientific method,based on research not the prequel to Harry Potter!

I'm not worried Dumbledore will save us all

flas

i actually heard something about the north and south poles switching or something along those lines on QI and if stephen fry was saying it,well it has to be true...

BlitzKrieg

i've heard the whole poles switching story numerous times growing up.

Its become a sort of boy who cried wolf thing with me now.

Cause I'm pretty sure I heard it twice during the ninties and at least once in early 2001-2003.

Cant remember if I heard it before then though.

Always different dates I might add.

ynotdu

flas wrote: »

i actually heard something about the north and south poles switching or something along those lines on QI and if stephen fry was saying it,well it has to be true


Did,nt Stephen Fry say we are all toast?


Also would,nt JFK be like 99 years of age in 2012?

Surely nobody would recognise him? not even Lee Harvey Oswald(who actually is the new prez of Cuba,not Castros bro!:D

nitrogen

sells wrote: »

The evidence seems to be pointing towards something will happen!

I'd hate to see you if you were a barrister arguing about scientific evidence.

BlitzKrieg

ynotdu wrote: »

flas wrote: »

i actually heard something about the north and south poles switching or something along those lines on QI and if stephen fry was saying it,well it has to be true


Did,nt Stephen Fry say we are all toast?


Also would,nt JFK be like 99 years of age in 2012?

Surely nobody would recognise him? not even Lee Harvey Oswald(who actually is the new prez of Cuba,not Castros bro!:D

nope according to this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_John_F._Kennedy_(CV-67)

she'd be 45

ynotdu

BlitzKrieg wrote: »

i've heard the whole poles switching story numerous times growing up.

Its become a sort of boy who cried wolf thing with me now.

Cause I'm pretty sure I heard it twice during the ninties and at least once in early 2001-2003.

Cant remember if I heard it before then though.

Always different dates I might add.


Hmmmm so BlitzKrieg You could say you are *poles apart* to other posters?:)


Lol about the "she,d be 45"

In All Fairness

Grimes wrote: »

I predict that by 2012 your glue sniffing habit may have gotten the better of you

Aah.. attack the post man.:p You're probably right but will you be there to collect on the bet?;)

BlitzKrieg

i'd be in pole position when it comes to news about the earth spinning.

Walsh

I believe in Miracles....

Man it's just utter crap! Get on with your life instead of worrying when it's going to end, there are much more important things, lifes to short as it is.

ynotdu

which soccer manager said "football is not a matter of life and death,it,s more important than that"?:D

amacachi

ynotdu wrote: »

which soccer manager said "football is not a matter of life and death,it,s more important than that"?:D

Shankly, though I don't see how that's relevant.

Mahatma coat

here ya go, all neatley explained via the magic of youtubery

Enjoy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foZP3ytogCU

theres a few of this lads videos online at the moment, He bears a strikin simmilarity to Woody Haroldson, but it cant be him cos he's off slayin Zombies at the moment

Mahatma coat

also I personaly think that this is the one hippies have been waitin for since the sixties

the Dawning of the age of Aquarius.

ynotdu

Relevent to the poster who said "get on with your life"and not to be worrying so much to the OP.sound advice i thought.
This Calender thing seems to have enveloped him in gloom&doom,seeing no spark of hope in the future,IMO a bad state of mind for anybody?@ amacachi

amacachi

ynotdu wrote: »

Relevent to the poster who said "get on with your life"and not to be worrying so much to the OP.sound advice i thought.
This Calender thing seems to have enveloped him in gloom&doom,seeing no spark of hope in the future,IMO a bad state of mind for anybody?@ amacachi

Fair enough, I suppose worrying about football is quite a bit more sensible than worrying about the world ending.

ynotdu

amacachi wrote: »

Fair enough, I suppose worrying about football is quite a bit more sensible than worrying about the world ending.


Worrying about something you can do nothing about or stop is most likely going to lead to cracking up.

It does not have to be soccer,just thought it was an appropiate quote by Paisly in light of previous postings.

We ALL need something positive to stay healthy in our mental health,without it we would crumble?
regards

amacachi

ynotdu wrote: »

Worrying about something you can do nothing about or stop is most likely going to lead to cracking up.

It does not have to be soccer,just thought it was an appropiate quote by Paisly in light of previous postings.

We ALL need something positive to stay healthy in our mental health,without it we would crumble?
regards

I was trying to agree with you.

ynotdu

amacachi wrote: »

I was trying to agree with you.


well agree with me better in future!Lol (if the planet has a future:(lol)

In All Fairness

amacachi wrote: »

I was trying to agree with you.

Ye're agreeing with each other. Although ye might be reading at cross-purposes.

ynotdu

In All Fairness wrote: »

Ye're agreeing with each other. Although ye might be reading at cross-purposes.

impossible to put a tone of voice in written text,

all we can do is use emociens,or lol etc to try indicate we are discussing/debating/joking in a non hostile way,even the net has its limits:)

In All Fairness

ynotdu wrote: »

impossible to put a tone of voice in written text,

all we can do is use emociens,or lol etc to try indicate we are discussing/debating/joking in a non hostile way,even the net has its limits:)

There's never quite the smilie needed is there? That;s why we go out and meet each other.:) or not:(

berengar

sells wrote: »

There is a mayan calender, the most advanced calender known to man, ... snip...QUOTE]

Eh why is this calendar the most advanced known to man ?

how old is the mayan civilazation ? 1000 years ? - im sure they believed the earth was flat ffs...

battser

what about the killer bees though? "They never came"

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

They're very sensitive about their impotency and, I'm sure, would not wish it plastered all over the web, thank you very much.

Rabies

Hagar wrote: »

I'm an hour ahead of you guys and nothing special happened at 20:12 here.

I'm 12hrs.
If I die I'll post a new thread in AH so every gets loads of warning.

HouseHippo

flas wrote: »

i actually heard something about the north and south poles switching or something along those lines on QI and if stephen fry was saying it,well it has to be true...

Ah he takes it up the bum bum lol

HouseHippo

battser wrote: »

what about the killer bees though? "They never came"

The bees are leggin it they can sense the end.....fcuked if i know ehere they are goin mind

Wazdakka

flas wrote: »

i actually heard something about the north and south poles switching or something along those lines on QI and if stephen fry was saying it,well it has to be true

We have A bit of time I think

Dinter

sells wrote: »

There is a mayan calender, the most advanced calender known to man, that can predict where and when the stars will be throughout the ages. The calender ends in 2012.

How does it predict where and when the stars will be throughout the ages if it ends in 2012. That's not an "age". In astronomical terms it's a nanosecond!!

Maybe if the Mayans had concentrated more on inventing the wheel rather than focusing on human sacrifice and the sort of predictions that are more suited to the astrology section of a tabloid they wouldn't have been wiped out by the Spanish.

Still I wonder did they see that coming?

dsmythy

Dinter wrote: »

Maybe if the Mayans had concentrated more on inventing the wheel rather than focusing on human sacrifice and the sort of predictions that are more suited to the astrology section of a tabloid they wouldn't have been wiped out by the Spanish.

Still I wonder did they see that coming?

They did apparently. Wasn't there meant to be the return of some white skinned god at some stage in their folklore?

grundie

sells wrote: »

There is a mayan calender, the most advanced calender known to man...

It's not as advanced as mine, mine displays the date on the wall using lasers!

My calendar s**ts on the Mayan one.

whadabouchasir

Really the world is going to end in 2012?In that case I'm definately taking out several large loans that i will be unable to pay back.these last 2.5 years will be good ones!

Dinter

dsmythy wrote: »

They did apparently. Wasn't there meant to be the return of some white skinned god at some stage in their folklore?

Nah, apparently that's a load of ballcocks! Cortes made it up so as to use it as an excuse to flatten the Aztecs. Basically he claimed that when the Aztec lad saw him he thought him a god, bowed down to him and then gave up his throne and begged to be converted. (i.e. kidnapped)

Surely if any of those cultures actually believed that these white men were gods they might have been a little intimidated by the sheer number of them. It wasn't only the one white lad traipsing around South America. There was loads of them.

Anyway Quetzacoatl or the Kirkiruk (sp?) was supposed to be a feathered serpent of some kind. Doesn't really describe a white man.

JimmyCrackCorn!

Its been foretold that the world will end at pretty much every significant milestone in history.

If you keep guessing you eventually get it right.

Tyler MacDurden

This thread reminded me of a discussion on a highly regarded current affairs show I saw lately:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzoXQKumgCw

PeakOutput

something big will happen i dont believe it will be the end of the world though

hopefully

johnny_knoxvile

sells wrote: »

There is a mayan calender, the most advanced calender known to man, that can predict where and when the stars will be throughout the ages. The calender ends in 2012, which the mayans think that this means a new era in human evolution, an "awakening" of some kind. It is said that in 2012, massive disasters will happen throughout the world, like earhquakes and floods. This happens every 3500 years or so, some think, by a mysterious massive planet like object travelling through our solar system, others beleive in aliens, the new world order or a black hole. Nasa predicted that the north and south poles will shift in 2012, and that the earth will pass through the gravitational line of a black hole in our galaxy in 2012. you can find more info about 2012 on youtube or the internet.
But my question is, do you beleive this or anything will happen? The evidence seems to be pointing towards something will happen!

Lads that is potentially the biggest cock-block on New Years Eve 2011...I don't mean the "black hole", I mean the end of the world or alien invasion.

Is a north and south pole shift in the Karma Sutra??

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

johnny_knoxvile wrote: »

Lads that is potentially the biggest cock-block on New Years Eve 2011...I don't mean the "black hole", I mean the end of the world or alien invasion.

Is a north and south pole shift in the Karma Sutra??

Cock-block...? Johnny, if you can't get a shag the night before the world ends, you're not trying hard enough!

The Mad Hatter

If Sarah Palin is elected US president in 2012, this may be true. Otherwise, I think we'll be ok.

J.S. Pill

I'll be 30 in 2012, I'll probably have had enough of gittin' laid and rockin' out at that stage. Roll on end of the world.

Redzer7

As I Said Lads, Will Smith Comes To Save Us :cool:

freedom of info

bleg wrote: »

no it can't



no it doesn't



no they didn't



no it doesn't


idiots


no they didn't




no it doesn't

who gives a sh!t

stesh

Unless the voter base of this thread is made entirely of physicists and astronomers, it is pointless.

Snakeblood

sells wrote: »

There is a mayan calender, the most advanced calender known to man, that can predict where and when the stars will be throughout the ages. The calender ends in 2012, which the mayans think that this means a new era in human evolution, an "awakening" of some kind. It is said that in 2012, massive disasters will happen throughout the world, like earhquakes and floods. This happens every 3500 years or so, some think, by a mysterious massive planet like object travelling through our solar system, others beleive in aliens, the new world order or a black hole. Nasa predicted that the north and south poles will shift in 2012, and that the earth will pass through the gravitational line of a black hole in our galaxy in 2012. you can find more info about 2012 on youtube or the internet.
But my question is, do you beleive this or anything will happen? The evidence seems to be pointing towards something will happen!

How do you mean advanced exactly?