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4 cans 3 cigarettes

  • 07-07-2009 2:48am
    #1
    In All Fairness
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    Went out and spent all my pocket money on 12 cans of cheap booze (got Carlsberg for the same price as Dutch Gold:eek: the bargains are there) and a pack of smokes. Thought I still had a pouch but it's empty. Don't want to stop drinking as can't afford to get ****faced again.Does anybody know how to make 3 cigarettes last through 4 cans? Calling all McGuyvers.:(
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  • #2
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83,817 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    In All Fairness wrote: »
    Went out and spent all my pocket money on 12 cans of cheap booze (got Carlsberg for the same price as Dutch Gold:eek: the bargains are there) and a pack of smokes. Thought I still had a pouch but it's empty. Don't want to stop drinking as can't afford to get ****faced again.Does anybody know how to make 3 cigarettes last through 4 cans? Calling all McGuyvers.:(
    /obligatory youre an alcho talk. Quit smoking. Bla bla bla.

    Bum them.


  • #3
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    Can, cigarette, can, cigarette, can, cigarette, can

    bed.


  • #4
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Either drink quicker or smoke slower


  • #5
    Iron Hide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,240 ✭✭✭Iron Hide


    split the fags and make rollups from em!


  • #6
    opr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,267 ✭✭✭opr


    I presume since you mention a pouch you smoke rollies and have skins. Split tobacco in each cigarette into two rollies and walla you now have six smokes.

    Opr


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  • #7
    Mimikyu
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  • #8
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83,817 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Actually you know what? **** fags: Smoke Cigars. Proper one could easily last you an hour. Lasts my slow ass 3 :D


  • #9
    jayteecork
    Site Banned Posts: 5,676 ✭✭✭jayteecork


    Just smoke the fecking things and when they're gone they're gone.

    Jaysus I've turned into an old man.


  • #10
    markok84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭markok84


    go outside and pick up fag butts from the footpath and roll them into new cigarettes.

    <<
    >>


  • #11
    sub-x
    Closed Accounts Posts: 199 ✭✭sub-x


    You usual drink Dutch Gold and smoke rollies ???

    I think making 3 cigs last is the least of your problems :p


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  • #12
    bowowow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12 ✭bowowow


    yes yes i too want to get cunted


  • #13
    In All Fairness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭In All Fairness


    opr wrote: »
    I presume since you mention a pouch you smoke rollies and have skins. Split tobacco in each cigarette into two rollies and walla you now have six smokes.

    Opr

    Yep. It's the right way to go but I can't roll cigarette tobacco without losing half of it. It doesn't bind. Btw thanks everyone for decent suggestions rather than abuse (esp Overheal who set the tone). I suppose with eight cans on board I was hoping somebody could come up with ridiculous ways how they had extricated themselves from this situation. Can't bum cigs as it's way too late and it's been raining so can't hunt the footpaths (wet butts? how low do you think I've sunk?:o). I have a tomato and some mayonaisse. Any physicists out there?


  • #14
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83,817 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    In All Fairness wrote: »
    I have a tomato and some mayonaisse. Any physicists out there?
    Hmmm...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msr5Nj95SKk


  • #15
    davyjose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,287 ✭✭✭davyjose


    SV wrote: »
    Can, cigarette, can, cigarette, can, cigarette, can

    bed.

    NO WAY, I don't even smoke and I know you can't finish "Cigarette, Can" you have to finish with a Cigarette-Can combo!


  • #16
    Samurai
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,349 ✭✭✭Samurai


    are those carlsberg only 3.8% by any chance? I saw a good deal down here 8 for 10e and was at the counter when I realised their scam!!


  • #17
    In All Fairness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭In All Fairness


    Overheal wrote: »
    Hmmm...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msr5Nj95SKk

    You're a fcuking legend. Hope to see you for AH beers. You can't miss me. I will be the one who is actually sitting on his own.:)


  • #18
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    In All Fairness wrote: »
    You're a fcuking legend. Hope to see you for AH beers. You can't miss me. I will be the one who is actually sitting on his own.:)

    Everyone loves an alcoholic :)


  • #19
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 83,817 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    In All Fairness wrote: »
    You're a fcuking legend. Hope to see you for AH beers. You can't miss me. I will be the one who is actually sitting on his own.:)
    Heh

    <
    (I may be a bit late)


  • #20
    In All Fairness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭In All Fairness


    Samurai wrote: »
    are those carlsberg only 3.8% by any chance? I saw a good deal down here 8 for 10e and was at the counter when I realised their scam!!

    \bows to the master

    I'm not going to be getting drunk with that sort of slovenly attention to detail.:o


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