What is the oddest thing any one has ever said to you while flirting?

Astrogeek

As above, very recently a guy who at least seemed to be flirting with me, suddenly said he didn't like sex, and none of his past girlfriends had liked to have sex with him. There was quite an awkward silence after that one.

mink_man

i have mangina :pac:

cherryghost

Reply: Yes

Very odd reply by my standards.

Schism

Put your trousers back on.

Senna

"no i didn't just put something in your drink, i was...um...getting rid of a fly"

Latchy

Astrogeek wrote: »

As above, very recently a guy who at least seemed to be flirting with me, suddenly said he didn't like sex, and none of his

past girlfriends

had liked to have sex with him. .

No need to ask why I guess




'' do I have to walk past you a third time before you say hello ? ''

mike65

Is that a pistol in your pocket?























It is a pistol in your pocket! :eek:

we'llallhavetea_old

I recently remembered when i was about seventeen, i met this lad out in a nightclub, he would have been about nineteen and at the end of the night he wanted to come home with me but i was saying no. He pretended to cry and then told me he loved me... I had known him for about two hours. I laughed.

pikachucheeks

"I've never been more jealous of a person, yet turned on at the same time"

... Random woman in a club said that to me. Was quite awkward!

Super-Rush

'I suppose a rides out of the question'

markok84

are yaz comin' back to da hos-tal?

johnny_knoxvile

markok84 wrote: »

are yaz comin' back to da hos-tal?

Wasn't that in the TG4 remake of the movie "Hostel"?

Pygmalion

"I've been abducted by aliens twice now. But I like a good probe"...

I think (hope?) it was a joke

ottostreet

Will you ride me at home?

she meant she wanted a lift!

ChocolateSauce

Once I entered a party with the loud and jesting exclamation "Did someone say innuendo??", upon which time a woman who I later got to know a little better looked me up and down and said with a wink "Or maybe in my endo later on if you're lucky."

stovelid

Astrogeek wrote: »

What is the oddest thing any one has ever said to you while flirting?

"No"

Latchy

I was just cleaning out some very old PM's now and remembered , about 3 years ago , this girl I was friends with said to me '' I dont like deleating your emails or pm's ,their like little nuggets of gold to me ''

Yeah fine , but what happens when your pm box is 100% full ?

Are you going to copy ,paste and save , then re- read them all on cold winter nights ? lol

ScumLord

Ya but we're distant cousins.

Shacklebolt

Random girl at a teenage disco: "Oh my god you were with my friend at a disco in Castlerea a year ago!"

Turns out I had been as she remembered the precise circumstances and later in the night showed up again with the friend in tow.

Blazer

Shacklebolt wrote: »

Random girl at a teenage disco: "Oh my god you were with my friend at a disco in Castlerea a year ago!"

Turns out I had been as she remembered the precise circumstances and later in the night showed up again with the friend in tow.

Oh christ..i dread when that happends...there's usually a good reason why you didn't meet her again...
1. Met her in disco
2. Castlerea...
should have ran like the clappers dude.

Shane_C

"What do you mean you wouldn't sleep with me if I was the last person on earth.....
If I was the last person on earth you wouldn't have a choice in the matter."

ejmaztec

"Guess what my surname is?"
"I give up, you tell me."
"Hooker!"

She even showed me her driving licence to prove it.

Jackpot!:pac:

Shacklebolt

Mathew Reilly wrote: »

Oh christ..i dread when that happends...there's usually a good reason why you didn't meet her again...
1. Met her in disco
2. Castlerea...
should have ran like the clappers dude.

After I had been with this girl the weird friend grabbed my phone and saved the girls number onto it. After my second encounter with them I deleted it as I didn't want to be reminded of those freaks.

Fizman

Shacklebolt wrote: »

After I had been with this girl the weird friend grabbed my phone and saved the girls number onto it. After my second encounter with them I deleted it as I didn't want to be reminded of those freaks.

Your sig is awesome btw! :cool:
Makes so much sense now.

Nolanger

You don't have a disability!

illiop

"You go to the toilet an awful lot"

dr.bollocko

"Is that cushion on your lap comfortable or are you just trying to hide a hard-on you dumbass?"

True story.

Poor Uncle Tom

I was sitting beside a couple in a bar who were flirting mad for over an hour when they vanished,

While going to the bog I was walking passed an old telephone box with big bat wing doors when I heard her say, "does that come in adult size?" next thing I see her being thrown out of the phone box and sliding along the wet floor, she had almost nothing on.

Yeah, I think that was the oddest, but maybe they were past the flirting stage by then.

Abi

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

I was sitting beside a couple in a bar who were flirting mad for over an hour when they vanished,

While going to the bog I was walking passed an old telephone box with big bat wing doors when I heard her say, "does that come in adult size?" next thing I see her being thrown out of the phone box and sliding along the wet floor, she had almost nothing on.

Yeah, I think that was the oddest, but maybe they were past the flirting stage by then.

Pff. He could have saved her an hour by being straight with her from the start.

ScumLord

Mathew Reilly wrote: »

Oh christ..i dread when that happends...there's usually a good reason why you didn't meet her again...
1. Met her in disco
2. Castlerea...

3. You got arrested for being naked at a teenage disco.

TomCo

"You have a comfortable head"

Shacklebolt

Fizman wrote: »

Your sig is awesome btw! :cool:
Makes so much sense now.

Theres three ways to do something the right way the wrong way and the Shack way

galwayrush

I was asked by a girl at a 'disco' back in the day, about 17 at the time. 'Am i shafting?'

masonman

Howz your mickey for a jockey?!


(...in a Northside club...)

Abi

masonman wrote: »

Howz your mickey for a jockey?!


(...in a Northside club...)

How is your wallet for a raping? I'm sooo having a Vera Wang dress.

(.. in a Southside bank...)

Fizman

In a club about 2 years ago, and I was dancing with this hot student I had just bumped into.

Dancing away for about 5 minutes, when she asks "So all you want to do is dance?" So I lean in and start kissing her.

About 30-40 seconds into the kiss, she then asks "How come your not maulin me already"?

All of a sudden her hotness dropped a notch. I stare at her with a puzzled look.

Anyway, I maul her for a bit. Got her number outside the club. Told her I'd give her a buzz. I didn't.

I has teh class!

Aidric

"Do you enjoy the music of Richie Kavanagh?!" The prick had the cheek to talk to me in the third person.

irish_ninja

i'll **** the kick out of ya...mmmm very funny indeed

My name is URL

I was in Cork once and some mentaller asked "Will ya maul me soo?"

I was terrified.. didn't know whether to kiss her or kick her in the teeth

Abi

My name is URL wrote: »

I was in Cork once and some mentaller asked "Will ya maul me soo?"

I was terrified.. didn't know whether to kiss her or kick her in the teeth

I'm actually rather impressed you understood her at all :pac:


Lovely crew, friendly, but you need a keen ear =P

Snowie

Abigayle wrote: »

How is your wallet for a raping? I'm sooo having a Vera Wang dress.

(.. in a Southside bank...)

That happened to me in real life :eek:.....

hoorayforbacon

"There's a party in my pants, why don't your underwear come on down?"

giggsy664

hoorayforbacon wrote: »

"There's a party in my pants, why don't your underwear come on down?"

QFT

Abi

giggsy664 wrote: »

QFT

Absolutely. If you happen to be 12.

g5fd6ow0hseima

friend runs up

oh, ive to go

both girls run away holding hands

Abi

Dane Harsh Stock wrote: »

friend runs up

oh, ive to go

both girls run away holding hands

Guy answer: And you didn't run after them, because why?!

Girl answer: Rescue mission

Other girl answer: Cock blocking jealousy.

g5fd6ow0hseima

Abigayle wrote: »

It was a rescue mission.

Or jealously?

SmileyPaul

talkin to this girl
things goign well..... she then tells me she has an awful habit of getting sick everytime she meets a guy...... I left :pac:

ancientdog

i started talkin about how i find that some counties have colours like kerry is yellow and waterford is blue...worked though

jumpguy

You're shіt. wrote: »

You're shіt.

You must feel right hard, coming onto boards and spamming.

claireloopy

You are the beautiful first irish girl i ever has met

not odd but bad english!:d