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  • #152
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    There you go eating public servants- you know that's not good for you. I believe you must have a secret death wish. I'll just help you out. Contacts friends in mother ship. Dark saucer shaped shadow slides over Wolf's house. Blazing light beams Wolf aboard. Bunny ranch huh? Wait till you find out what these guys have in mind...


  • #153
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    meep meep.......zooms by when you two are busy.......!!!!!


  • #154
    cyberwolf77
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    You little grey freaks think you gonna probe me?!
    I don't think so! Hey, uh, how do I steer this thing?
    Oh hell
    *Crashes ship onto JG.*


  • #155
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Watching from underground sancutuary Deki chuckles as flames from crash turn into giant mushroom cloud. Wolf and J.G. gone in a blaze of glory...R.I.P.


  • #156
    cyberwolf77
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    Wow, who knew that bathroom was actually an escape pod. Now where is that sneaky little fox?


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  • #157
    Deki
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    Fox holds empty beer bottles "tink ..tink..tink... tink... Wolfeee!!! come out and playeeeaa!!!"


  • #158
    cyberwolf77
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    *Snipes at Deki from hot air balloon using green arrows.*


  • #159
    Deki
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    Watch out Wolf! Electric lines!---Uh oh! - too late. death by electrocution. Wonder how that will read in the papers?


  • #160
    cyberwolf77
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    Alas poor Oliver, I knew he was an idiot for trying the balloon stunt.
    *Decapitates Deki*
    Oldy yes, but still a goody.


  • #161
    Deki
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    Silly Wolf , ripped off head of my scare fox. Now how am I supposed to keep those pesky birds out of my corn? Opens creaky gate "here Spot ! Mama's got a job for you. Fetch Wolf."


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  • #162
    cyberwolf77
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    Hello Spot.
    Kablooie
    Spot is now lots of wet spots.


  • #163
    Deki
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    All the little wet spots crawl toward one another and reform into one reunited Spot. Spot blows incinerating breath on Wolf. Where's the barbeque sauce?


  • #164
    cyberwolf77
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    Should have brushed Spot's teeth. Now meet my vampire horsey, Aluminium(yeah he's pure white). Din-din is serves Al. Hopes you like fox and hound.


  • #165
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Luckily fox has stake and mallet. Hi horsey this is for you. C'mon Spot- imagine calling you a hound. Wolf has a lot to learn. Deki climbs onto Spot's back they fly away, First Spot circles Wolfs house and let's spray.
    (gotta go for now and engage myself in other battles Wolf- maybe you should get out the power washer now huh?)


  • #166
    cyberwolf77
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    ElectroEagle take care of Spot while I stops deki.


  • #167
    Deki
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    Deki drops grenade on electro eagle. Deki and Spot fly on into blue sky until they are only a tiny speck on the horizon. Faint echo of Pet Sementary by the Ramones is carried in by the wind.


  • #168
    cyberwolf77
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    Dispatching Chimera drones to attack Deki and Spot.


  • #169
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    (I can not believe I keep letting you lure me back into this:rolleyes:)
    Chimera drones never make it to Deki. Spot blasts them into melting silver rain with his super hot breath. While enjoying her beautiful Saturday Deki will mull over her many options regarding the demise of Wolf. Happy trails Wolf. Later;)


  • #170
    cyberwolf77
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    Silver rain!

    *Runs for life, waits for rain to stop in secret underground den*
    I shall return.


  • #171
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki and Spot return. Deki puts on cloak of invisibility and sneaks to entrance of under ground den (nothings a secret from Google Earth) She carries a small vial of luminous green oozey stuff. Carefully she breaks the vial into wolf's den as he peacefully snoozes.:)
    Green Slime creeps toward Wolf's right hind leg. Don't wake up too soon Wolf -give it a little time. The mutations will be quite amusing...:eek:


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  • #172
    cyberwolf77
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    Starting to see why I slept in an alternate location from my den. What happened to Petey?


  • #173
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    ooh! Drat you Wolf!:mad: Why must you make this so difficult? Why don't you just go check on Petey and see for yourself what happened. You know you're curious :) I'm sure you can outrun the mutated, 1-eyed, tentacled monster and his electrical bolts (gracious that sounds a little like Sarkthulhu:eek:) Go on Wolf just a little peek. It'll be all right.;)


  • #174
    cyberwolf77
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    Well I just fried Petey. I choose to call that a mercy killing. I'll be sending you the bill for cleaning my den Deki


  • #175
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I'll just put it with the others Wolf. Are you sure you didn't get just a little of the green slime on you ? You know it feeds on energy- frying Petey will only speed up the mutations allowing new horrors to sprout forth.


  • #176
    cyberwolf77
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    No but I did find a tube of blue slime that I slipped into your morning coffee. Should be taking effect right about .............now


  • #177
    Sarky
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    Why would anyone want to outrun a tentacle monster..?

    *sandblasts cyberwolf77 to the skeleton*


  • #178
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Aw, gee whiz, Wolf, sorry to dissapoint but I let my coffee get all cold this morning while I was plotting to destroy you. Poured it down the porcelain convinence... probably out to sea by now. Have you seen any news reports ? Maybe it will turn up...


  • #179
    cyberwolf77
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    Didn't outrun anything Sarky. I disentegrated my mutated friend.
    Thanks for destroying that imperfect clone of mine.
    *Ties Sarky's tentacles into knots. Shot puts Sarky out of sight*


  • #180
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki's family motto is "I make sure" Sorry Sarkthulhu it's a family thing. Stabs Sarkthulhu with deer footed staff right through his chest. Ecch! now that's going to be a messy clean-up.


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  • #181
    Sarky
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    It's a good thing I removed all my vital organs for safe keeping a long time ago.

    *stabs Deki in the face with an empty whiskey bottle until the struggling stops*


  • #182
    cyberwolf77
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    My family motto: Kill everything that moves and salt the eaeth afterwards.
    *Releases swarm of tengu to destroy Deki*


  • #183
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I have no idea who you've just done in Sarkthulhu and likewise you Wolf. I've been safe down my den for quite some time as it's just not safe for a little fox to be out alone at night these days. Never know what Hooligans you'll meet. Readies barage of automated homing ninja stars. Divides equally between Sarkthulhu and Wolf, presses start button and watches on screen. - a long sight better than anything on t.v.


  • #184
    cyberwolf77
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    *Raises zombie army*
    I love undead human shields


  • #185
    Sarky
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    I prefer live human shields. Zombies don't make such pretty screams when they get torn apart.

    *Uploads coordinates of Deki's little hidey-hole to the orbital particle cannon*

    Ooh, I wonder what this button marked "fire ur lazor" does... SHOOP DA WOOOOP!


  • #186
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    ooh I like the undead. They're such fun. Great target practice, although it's hard to miss with a shotgun, Thanks Wolf when I've had my fun I'll drive a few back your way. Be ready now...


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  • #187
    cyberwolf77
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    Time to get me paws dirty apparently.
    *Grabs boomstick. Removes left hand and replaces with optional chainsaw attatchment.*
    OK you undead backstabbers come get some.


  • #188
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Oh great Sarkthulhu didja really think I would let my force fields down- don't be silly. Oh and I want my stars back so pick them out of your hide and set them free.


  • #189
    cyberwolf77
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    *Activates force field jamming technology srolen from The Borg. Slips into Deki's den.*
    Time for a chainsaw enema sweetheart.


  • #190
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Wolf finds note on desk top, "Hi Wolf, guess by now you Know this is just a decoy den, but what you might not have considered is that i would sacrifice it just for you." Ka Blam!!!


  • #191
    cyberwolf77
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    *Summons secondary mutant mole emergency rescue units.*
    Come dig me out you blind bastiches! I got a fox to skin and calimari to make.


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  • #192
    Deki
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    Deki releases evil chinchila bandits to fight with moles. Fighting usually goes on for days. Try breathing through your nose Wolf- panting only increases the heart rate.


  • #193
    cyberwolf77
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    I'll just use my graboid to dig me out. Good boy Frankie. Now go tunnel under Spot's kennel and have a snack.


  • #194
    Deki
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    Spot is not likely to be worried by anything you might send after him. What he can't fry he can slaughter, and he's always ready for a snack.


  • #195
    cyberwolf77
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    FRom beneath Frankie devours.............Spot


  • #196
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    No he didn't - you're just trying to get me out in the open.
    Spot doesn't even sleep in a kennel.
    Puts on Invisibility cloak goes out to check on Spot. He's fine.
    You're an evil Wolf who is going to be very sorry.


  • #197
    cyberwolf77
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    My plan worked.


  • #198
    Deki
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    Deki and Spot go for a night time flight.
    So high you, Wolf cannot see them.
    Pooh on your plan- well Spot did anyway:p


  • #199
    cyberwolf77
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    Spot just went pooh on your den Deki. You not the only one with invisibilty capabilty. I'll be waiting for you when you get back.


  • #200
    Deki
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    Spot is very accurate- he's been practising for centuries.
    What are you hatching up now Wolf?
    I'm not worried Wolf- I'm a lucky little Fox.


  • #201
    cyberwolf77
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    Deki wrote: »
    Spot is very accurate- he's been practising for centuries.
    What are you hatching up now Wolf?
    I'm not worried Wolf- I'm a lucky little Fox.
    Yeah, I'm a wily old wolf.


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