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Toasty113 · 14-10-2009 10:11pm

Oh there was a new person to play with and I missed it? Drat!

cyberwolf77 · 15-10-2009 1:51am

*Stuffs Toasty into ice chest.*
Hush you people are sleeping

joes girls · 15-10-2009 12:54pm

lets toasty out, biggy hugs to warm him up!
turns to wolfy ........ biggy hugs for you too!!!

cyberwolf77 · 15-10-2009 12:55pm

Yeahy, fine I'll get you two a couple hammocks.

joes girls · 15-10-2009 12:57pm

Will you swing me to sleepy, tell me a lovely story???

cyberwolf77 · 15-10-2009 12:58pm

joes girls wrote: »

Will you swing me to sleepy, tell me a lovely story???

No, but there's plenty of refreshing adult beverages in the cooler over there.

Deki · 15-10-2009 12:58pm

we still on vacation?

cyberwolf77 · 15-10-2009 1:00pm

Deki wrote: »

we still on vacation?

yeah, until Monday. I don't get a work vacation so I'm not killing anyone this week. This be my murder-cation.

joes girls · 15-10-2009 1:01pm

Way too early to be drinking, might get into trouble!!!
will you sing me a song instead then wolfy!

Deki · 15-10-2009 1:02pm

so we just going to party here?

cyberwolf77 · 15-10-2009 1:04pm

joes girls wrote: »

Way too early to be drinking, might get into trouble!!!
will you sing me a song instead then wolfy!

I start singing and we will have sea monsters looking for dates rolling in on us.

Deki wrote: »

so we just going to party here?

Yes, you got a problem with that.

joes girls · 15-10-2009 1:06pm

some things that come from the sea are very dishy, i know i have watched them, is you very dishy wolfy???

cyberwolf77 · 15-10-2009 1:07pm

joes girls wrote: »

some things that come from the sea are very dishy, i know i have watched them, is you very dishy wolfy???

No, also I don't come from the sea. I come from the howling steppes.

Deki · 15-10-2009 1:07pm

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

I start singing and we will have sea monsters looking for dates rolling in on us.

Yes, you got a problem with that.

Well, I didn't have ...

cyberwolf77 · 15-10-2009 1:12pm

Deki wrote: »

Well, I didn't have ...

Fine, fine I'll start singing. Just don't blame me when the Kraken tries to eat us.

joes girls · 15-10-2009 1:14pm

I bet you is a disy, little dish, what a voice you have there!!!but sing on ...... will use toasty to block my ears!

cyberwolf77 · 15-10-2009 1:15pm

Everybody run, here comes the Kraken.

joes girls · 15-10-2009 1:18pm

but me thinks it only wants you wolfy, i is happy just to swing and watch!

cyberwolf77 · 15-10-2009 1:23pm

*Takes off hat, wades into water.*
Piss off you scaly bastard, I'm a guy!

joes girls · 15-10-2009 1:25pm

Oh wolfy, what a guy you are, strong, tall, and bloody:)

cyberwolf77 · 15-10-2009 1:29pm

I am so throwing the next person who annoys me to the Kraken as a date.

joes girls · 15-10-2009 1:34pm

Watch out deki, dont come back ... well unless you wants a date!

cyberwolf77 · 15-10-2009 1:35pm

joes girls wrote: »

Watch out deki, dont come back ... well unless you wants a date!

Deki didn't make me wake the Kraken up in the first place.

joes girls · 15-10-2009 1:37pm

That toasty ay, sure he only a kid!

cyberwolf77 · 15-10-2009 1:42pm

joes girls wrote: »

That toasty ay, sure he only a kid!

You the one what asked me to start singing.
*Drops back into hammock, pulls hat over eyes.*

joes girls · 15-10-2009 1:44pm

sleepy time, will you rock me wolfy???

cyberwolf77 · 15-10-2009 1:50pm

joes girls wrote: »

sleepy time, will you rock me wolfy???

*Watches humanoid figure form out of sand on the beach.*
Trashy, go rock jg to sleep would you. Thanks buddy

joes girls · 15-10-2009 1:51pm

Im going now again wolfy, you can get back to what you do best:)

cyberwolf77 · 15-10-2009 1:53pm

*Enjoys beverage made from blood of a vanquished enemy and served in their hollow skull.* Bye-bye jg. Hey, those jerks at the bar forgot the little umbrella!

Toasty113 · 17-10-2009 7:53pm

Wanders up beach, walks up to cyber wolf

"Dude, you've been lying here for two days, you okay? And you never sent the kraken back underwater and it died. Oh well!

Lies in next hammock and starts reading the Weekly Nerd magazine

Matt Holck · 17-10-2009 10:48pm

you must stop the Senator before he kills

joes girls · 18-10-2009 12:10pm

bump back to top of page .......before wolfy does something we all dont want him too!

cyberwolf77 · 18-10-2009 12:16pm

Matt Holck wrote: »

you must stop the Senator before he kills

I took care of the Chinese nominee before going on murdercation

cyberwolf77 · 18-10-2009 2:47pm

THREAD IS AT THE END

My friends our battle is coming to an end. I would to thank all our competitors for bringing a fine bloodlust to the thread and wish you all the best of luck in claiming the final prize. Ladies and gentlemen,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W1Qpw8rSnE

cyberwolf77 · 19-10-2009 1:44pm

*Loads guns, sharpens sword.*
Murdercation is over. Time to blow up this island paradise.
*Starts countdown to destruction.
10.....9......

Deki · 19-10-2009 1:47pm

Spot and Deki fly off home as Wolf sets his course of destruction. " nothing quite so dangerous as a well rested cyber-werewolf - doughnut baker Spot."

cyberwolf77 · 19-10-2009 1:51pm

*Climbs on rocket cycle and chases after Deki and Spot.*
Get back here and fight.
This, I command!

(So does he)

Deki · 19-10-2009 2:00pm

Spot heads back. Picks up Wolf in one huge taloned claw. "Had to keep pushing didn't you Wolf?"

Flies over nearby smoking Island. Tightens claws around Wolf- squeezes till it hurts. Deki covers her eyes "Not going to look Spot."
Spot drops broken cyberwolf into bubbling volcanic chimney. Smoke and flames blaze from opening. Lava bubbles up like a witches pot. Spot chuckles.

cyberwolf77 · 19-10-2009 2:02pm

*Pulls charred body from lava.*
Help me......
*Stormtroopers appear and drag cyberwolf away.*

joes girls · 19-10-2009 2:19pm

what is the ringing in my ears, and were did ye all go .... i wants another cocktail!

cyberwolf77 · 19-10-2009 2:23pm

*Loads drinks cabinet into catapult. Fires at jg.*
Bar is closed serve yourself. Cripes these burns itch something awful while healing.

joes girls · 19-10-2009 2:25pm

can help you with that wolfy, were did i put my sword with biggy blade???

cyberwolf77 · 19-10-2009 2:28pm

No need, my doctor has it well in hand.

joes girls · 19-10-2009 2:30pm

well i will leave your doctor to look after that, and i will give something for your undertaker to do!

cyberwolf77 · 19-10-2009 2:38pm

Have you ever seen my doctor's nurses,

Between the two of them I don't need any help from you.

Toasty113 · 19-10-2009 4:48pm

Standing at the top of the mountain, Toasty surveys the thread 'Im gona miss this thread... Oh well, lets get this apocalypse started! Again!' Toasty breaks off a slab off rock and slides down the mountain, jumping off at the bottom and letting the rock slam into wolfie. Mid air he pulls out his flaming katana and james on JG, impalling and pinning her to the ground. Toasty then takes out dual revolvers 'yee-fu*king-haw!!!!!!'

Sarky · 20-10-2009 12:14am

Congratulations are due to Toasty.

His is the honour of beginning the next "last to post here wins" thread, as well as inventing the ground rules.

Sarky · 20-10-2009 12:27am

Or, OR!

Toasty113 can choose to set the "last to post here wins" thread free from all rules, forfeit his right to start the new one, and instead choose the MYSTERY BOX!

The mystery box contains a pair of tickets to a Celine Dion concert, and IMMUNITY FROM BEING BANNED FOR POSTING IN THE POST HERE TO GET BANNED THREAD.

The choice is up to Toasty113.

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