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Johnny Depp

  • 08-07-2009 3:25pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭


    Great actor, smoking hot, in the new movie public enemies.

    Since the boys have a Megan Fox thread, i decided to set up one for the ladies on AH!

    He could put his gun in my holster any day!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    Great actor, smoking hot, in the new movie public enemies.

    Since the boys have a Megan Fox thread, i decided to set up one for the ladies on AH!

    He could put his gun in my holster any day!

    Or he could throw his sausage roll down your O' Connell Street.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Fink Goddie


    Or he could roll his sausage roll down your O' Connell Street.

    LOL :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    You're a chick?

    Well whaddya know


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    You're a chick?

    Well whaddya know
    My thoughts exactly :eek:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Fink Goddie


    My thoughts exactly :eek:

    Yep i was last time i looked anyway.

    Why so suprised??


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    Great actor, smoking hot, in the new movie public enemies.

    Since the boys have a Megan Fox thread, i decided to set up one for the ladies on AH!

    He could put his gun in my holster any day!

    You're a girl???

    I think I love you.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Public Enemies is shyte


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    You're a chick?

    Well whaddya know

    Gheys have holsters to ya know.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    I type slowly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    Fizman wrote: »
    Gheys have holsters to ya know.

    Is 'holsters' another word for AIDS?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,109 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Yep i was last time i looked anyway.

    Why so suprised??
    We're going to need more than your word to believe it I'm afraid.

    Pics or GTFO?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Fink Goddie


    genericguy wrote: »
    You're a girl???

    I think I love you.:D

    YAY someone in AH loves me!
    awww man thanks


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Fink Goddie


    Quazzie wrote: »
    We're going to need more than your word to believe it I'm afraid.

    Pics or GTFO?

    I wouldnt want the other girls to get jealous :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Quazzie wrote: »
    We're going to need more than your word to believe it I'm afraid.

    Pics or GTFO?

    Yup, and none of this.....'oh look here's a pic of my purty long hair'.

    Not good enough.....blokes have long hair too.

    We're gonna need to see some front assage I'm afraid!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Fizman wrote: »
    Yup, and none of this.....'oh look here's a pic of my purty long hair'.

    Not good enough.....blokes have long hair too.

    We're gonna need to see some front assage I'm afraid!
    But you might just get a picture of some guy's ass


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Fink Goddie


    Maybe i might pop along to the AH drinks and you can all see me then, if ye're lucky and ye can all buy me drinks.
    Vodka and Cranberry, thanks. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    JD & RDJ in some sort of sandwich (in that hetrosexual male way, possibly with baby oil)

    I prolly would.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,109 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    phasers wrote: »
    But you might just get a picture of some guy's ass
    Good point. You may post a pic of yours to give us something to compare it to :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Maybe i might pop along to the AH drinks and you can all see me then, if ye're lucky and ye can all buy me drinks.
    Vodka and Cranberry, thanks. :D

    Buy your own bloody drinks


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 649 ✭✭✭Jeebus


    I never understood peoples fascination with Depp.

    Now, he's a class actore, to be sure.

    But - http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3920795392/nm0000136 - LOOK AT HOW WEIRDLY SHAPED HIS HEAD IS AHHHHH!!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    phasers wrote: »
    But you might just get a picture of some guy's ass

    Dude, i'd like to think you'd be able to spot the difference between a guy's ass, and a girls front bum!!??


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Fink Goddie


    Wazdakka wrote: »

    Ah you'll buy me a drink, you wont be able to help yourself, i'd have you buying me jewellery by the end of the week :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,109 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Fizman wrote: »
    Dude, i'd like to think you'd be able to spot the difference between a guy's ass, and a girls front bum!!??

    phasers is not not a woman ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Ah you'll buy me a drink, you wont be able to help yourself, i'd have you buying me jewellery by the end of the week :D

    Nah..
    Because unlike an awful lot of males who post on the intertubez.
    I am capable of conversing quite well with a woman and don't resort to drooling slightly while muttering "Bewwwwbs!!" over and over again when in there presence.

    And in the spirit of sexual equality I wouldn't even dream of demeaning your gender and undermining your equal social status by buying you free drinks.

    Unless of course you suck my ****.
    I'd buy you a drink then.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Fink Goddie


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    Nah..
    Because unlike an awful lot of males who post on the intertubez.
    I am capable of conversing quite well with a woman and don't resort to drooling slightly while muttering "Bewwwwbs!!" over and over again when in there presence.

    And in the spirit of sexual equality I wouldn't even dream of demeaning your gender and undermining your equal social status by buying you free drinks.

    Unless of course you suck my ****.
    I'd buy you a drink then.

    Sorry I dont bring magnifying glasses with me on nights out. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    This thread has fast decended into multiple propositioning.At this rate itll be more an AH Orgy then beers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,343 ✭✭✭Sean Quagmire


    lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,177 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    Good actor but don't like him. I don't think it's out of jealousy..just never liked him. He makes sh!t arthouse movies and comes across as a pretentious A-hole. Having said that I'd probably throw it into that blonde wan from Knocked Up and she seems like a stuck up arsehole too so live and let live


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 61 ✭✭Night_Prowler


    Regardless of whether of not hes a good actor, the man is smoking hot which is ultimately the point of this thread lol


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    This thread has fast decended into multiple propositioning.At this rate itll be more an AH Orgy then beers

    Where/when is this Orgy are these beers that people speak of?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Fink Goddie


    Oh yes he is Night Prowler!!!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Fink Goddie


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    Where/when is this Orgy are these beers that people speak of?

    You're not invited :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,109 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    Where/when is this Orgy are these beers that people speak of?
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=61050509#post61050509


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    This thread has fast decended into multiple propositioning.At this rate itll be more an AH Orgy then beers
    Hey baby


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Fink Goddie


    I didnt realise Johnny Depp would have such an effect on men. :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Ah you'll buy me a drink, you wont be able to help yourself, i'd have you buying me jewellery by the end of the week :D

    Is it safe to assume that you give good head then? :pac:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Fink Goddie


    Fizman wrote: »
    Is it safe to assume that you give good head then? :pac:

    as i said I dont carry magnifying glasses around with me, sorry


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    as i said I dont carry magnifying glasses around with me, sorry

    /Begins clicking fingers in a Z-formation

    Don't go there girlfriend!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,108 ✭✭✭Lirange


    If you ever ask a genie to shag Johnny I hope he sends you Willy Wonka.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭enniscorthy


    oh hey listen dont start me off on the new "PUBLIC ENEMIES FILM: THE MOVIE" it was an atrocity disaster terrible worst ive seen in a long time dont even talk to me about CHRISTIAN BALE oh dreadful 1st the dark knight (hehehehehehe) then terminator now this oh he is definately gone down the swany


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,309 ✭✭✭T-K-O


    I think Depp would be a great joker in the batman movies


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭enniscorthy


    T-K-O wrote: »
    I think Depp would be a great joker in the batman movies


    DEFO MATE OR MAYBE THE RIDDLER REMEMBER JIM CARREY DONT GET ME STARTED


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 207 ✭✭SuperTyper


    I'd put JD between two slices of bread and have him for brekkie, fnar fnar;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    as i said I dont carry magnifying glasses around with me, sorry


    He asked about head, not anal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    kaimera wrote: »
    JD & RDJ in some sort of sandwich (in that hetrosexual male way, possibly with baby oil)

    I prolly would.
    I'd go gay for him.
    Who is RDJ?

    A threesome with him and Vanessa Paradis would be nice.

    Wazdakka wrote: »
    Where/when is this Orgy are these beers that people speak of?
    Read the god gamn stickies.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,892 ✭✭✭ChocolateSauce


    I hear I look just like him...I don't see the resemblance though apart from that time I was a pirate.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    I think Johnny Depp is ridiculously over-rated.
    Regardless of how good an actor he is, I'm put off seeing his films because of all the squealing women going on about how hot he is.

    He's one person, he doesn't deserve that much attention!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,309 ✭✭✭T-K-O


    DEFO MATE OR MAYBE THE RIDDLER REMEMBER JIM CARREY DONT GET ME STARTED


    The joker is a great character I wanna see more of him, or use Depp as the riddler and day lewis as the joker


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Terry wrote: »
    I'd go gay for him.
    Who is RDJ?

    Robery Downey Jr.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    javaboy wrote: »
    Robery Downey Jr.
    Oh God I love Robert Downey Jr


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