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  • 08-07-2009 5:50pm
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    A widow put an ad in the paper. It read:

    Wanted: A man who won’t beat on me, won’t run out on me, and can make me scream in bed.

    A few days after she ran the ad, her doorbell rang.

    She opened the door to find a man in a wheelchair.

    "May I help you?" the woman asked.

    "I am here in response to the ad in the paper. You said you wanted a man who wouldn’t beat on you. I can’t, I don’t have any arms. You said you wanted a man who wouldn’t run out on you. I don’t have any legs, so I can’t."

    "Yes...," interrupted the woman, "but if you had read the ad further, I also said I wanted a man to make me scream in bed."

    "I know." he replied. "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"


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