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What is it about Ireland in a recession

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  • Registered Users Posts: 351 ✭✭Tyler MacDurden


    apoch632 wrote: »
    That attracts herself?? :D:D:rolleyes:

    http://bit.ly/oOETI

    I was just thinking the same bloody thing. You think we're making progress and then... this.

    A girl who has braved the gauntlet of lunatics posted the following over in After Hours:

    Originally Posted by panda100
    Im down in Rathkeale visiting the rents at the moment, I swear there is never a dull moment in this town!

    Just went to see the 'apparition'.
    About 100 cars parked outside.
    Photographers and reporters everywhere.
    Theres a vigil around the tree stump of about 60 people saying the rosary.
    Theres a queue of about 40 people waiting for a blessing of some healing eucharist minister.


    Storys doing the rounds are that they tried to cut down the tree earlier and the saw broke. Then when they tried to saw it again It didnt even make a dent in the tree.The settled Rathkeale travellers have said that If they want to cut down the tree then they'll have to get through them first.

    Il be back tommorow selling holy water bottles and rosary beads!

    Words fail me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    I reckon I could cut down the f*cking tree :rolleyes:

    MORONS


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Dave! wrote: »
    I reckon I could cut down the f*cking tree :rolleyes:

    MORONS

    And make it into paper that goes into a reprint of The God Delusion
    .


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    people turning to religion in hard times shocker!! more details on page 6

    turn to page 19 for tips on sniffing your own farts from the irish atheist society.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,359 ✭✭✭Overblood


    Be da holy jaysus, I'm converting. Is there a form to sign that cancels the form that I signed to cancel my baptism?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,141 ✭✭✭eoin5


    I see a hoof instead of a hand, hmmm.


  • Registered Users Posts: 170 ✭✭Bougeoir


    How do they know it's the Virgin Mary on the tree stump if nobody knows what she looked like (or indeed existed) to begin with? I found it amusing that the priest dismissed it as a load of nonsense and told them to stop worshipping a tree! haha As for Michael Jackson appearing on trees, those people are just deluded as the Rathkealians. Idiots! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    Zillah wrote: »

    You know, I can usually see at least what these people are talking about, even though they're usually just vague outlines, but I can't see anything on that one. Or, to put it another way, "you know I try to put the best face on everything, but there is no face on those damn beans!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭Soul Winner


    Zillah wrote: »

    My money is on Chewbacca :D

    Chewbacca.jpg


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    “There’s nothing there, it’s just a tree. People shouldn’t worship a tree”, Fr Willie Russell said.
    Says the guy with an effigy of two planks of wood hanging around his neck. :pac:


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 9,008 Mod ✭✭✭✭mewso


    Evolution at work. The tree has learnt that to survive in this environment it has a better chance if it has a branch shaped like the virgin mary.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,420 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    mewso wrote: »
    The tree has learnt that to survive in this environment it has a better chance if it has a branch shaped like the virgin mary.
    Survive? Looks to me like it's suffered some seriously fatal knife wounds:

    1224250319175_1.jpg


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 9,008 Mod ✭✭✭✭mewso


    robindch wrote: »
    Survive? Looks to me like it's suffered some seriously fatal knife wounds:

    I'm sure it will rise again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    eoin5 wrote: »
    I see a hoof instead of a hand, hmmm.

    The Virgin Mary has come to warn us all of swine flu!!! :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 538 ✭✭✭markopantelic


    what the **** is that picture all about? the virgin ****ing mary? are irish culchies seriously that retarded?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,183 ✭✭✭dvpower


    Jesus: I was on 5 pieces of toast last week.
    Mary: I'll get back to you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    It would be funny if it wasn't so scary.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,353 ✭✭✭Goduznt Xzst


    robindch wrote: »
    1224250319175_1.jpg

    In other news, tacky plastic crosses, rosary beads and glow in the dark Mary figurines have seen a spike in sales in the limerick area.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,226 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    I had a look at the "apparition" and genuinely laughed out loud. The term clutching at straws comes to mind

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭Mena


    I've news for these people: Assuming she existed, she was no virgin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    What kind of plank would fall for this? Does this happen in any other branch of Christianity? I'm just stumped ... :pac:

    Death has this much to be said for it:
    You don’t have to get out of bed for it.
    Wherever you happen to be
    They bring it to you—free.

    — Kingsley Amis



  • Posts: 4,630 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Does anybody else think that it's a bit ironic that "she's" wearing a cross around "her" neck?

    'tis a bit sick to wear a symbol of your crucified son around your neck, when you think about it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 841 ✭✭✭Dr Pepper


    Who cuts down trees like that? I usually just cut horizontally through the trunk... or if I'm feeling a bit artistic, I'll cut out a wedge and push it over.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    I just saw the picture now, funny stuff! Better use Ronseal Five Year Woodstain....does exactly as it says in the bible on the tin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,132 ✭✭✭Dinner


    Quote of the day from the local priest.
    Local parish priest Fr Willie Russell said on radio station Limerick Live 95FM yesterday that people should not worship the tree. “There’s nothing there . . . it’s just a tree . . . you can’t worship a tree.”

    Sometimes sense comes from the most unlikely of sources.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 962 ✭✭✭darjeeling


    I'm sure this has been posted somewhere in this forum before, but I'll post it here for anyone wanting to familiarise themselves with the complete works of the great cosmic tag artist.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,097 ✭✭✭kiffer


    mewso wrote: »
    I'm sure it will rise again.

    In tree days?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25,848 ✭✭✭✭Zombrex


    A virgin in Limerick .. now that would be a miracle ... w'ah w'ah w'ah :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,247 ✭✭✭stevejazzx


    i once met a fine limerick lady
    someplace formidably shady
    she said it was her first time
    but that was just a line
    I'd been barking up the wrong tree:p


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