Wimmin

A man is driving down a road. A woman is driving down the same road from the opposite direction. As they pass each other, the man leans out the window and yells, COW !

The women immediately leans out her window and yells, TOSSER !

They each continue on their way, and as the women rounds the next curve, she crashes into a huge cow in the middle of the road and dies.

If only women would listen. :rolleyes:

fobster

Lol, got any udder ones?

trad

Couples when they meet usually refer to each other as little cuddly animals. As the years go by the animals get bigger.


When you move into a new house you have sex in the bedroom, then for a bit of variety, the sitting room, bathroom, kitchen and every room in the house.
They eventually it comes down to hall sex, where you pass each other in the hall and say "fcuk you"

Carroller16

fobster wrote: »

Lol, got any udder ones?

I appreciate that pun

Carroller16

Carroller16 wrote: »

I appreciate that pun

I just got it, i am slow.:o

While we're on the subject:pac:

[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular]What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia[/FONT]