PW EPIC FAIL thread **IT'S BACK!**

Ape Lincoln

Hashtag_HEEL wrote: »

You do realise there are doctors and lawyers on this forum?

They're fake doctors and lawyers obvs.

krudler

Diabhal Beag wrote: »

Can I climb the Matterhorn with you Jon?

We can birdwatch and obtain blackbelts on the way.

krudler

Ape Lincoln wrote: »

They're fake doctors and lawyers obvs.

Sure Kane claimed to be a dentist, can't believe anything in wrestling.

CastorTroy

So wait! Were these posts moved here because they erroneously stated wrestling was fake?

I knew it!

Insect Overlord

Is this the same eejit who inspired this thread back in 2009?

grames_bond

Ah fail thread - how we missed you!!

This one goes out to JonKelleher

beakerjoe

Didnt know this thread exsisted. Thanks Jon People like him entertain me to no end.

Moneymaker

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=91275810&postcount=125

beakerjoe

I think ill google him, its what he would of wanted.

Also this :

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=91274483&postcount=33

Diabhal Beag

I can't stop this from happening Jon. I'm just one man against an entire forum.

CastorTroy

Reminds me of this guy


Of course, replace "richer" with "better"

IncognitoMan

Moneymaker wrote: »

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=91275810&postcount=125

Jon confuses me. In this thread he's talking about being over 6 foot making him some kind of winner. Surely the men that work for the wwe would be like some kind of God to him. I mean being someone like the big show must be all Jon could possibly want from life.

CSF

IncognitoMan wrote: »

Jon confuses me. In this thread he's talking about being over 6 foot making him some kind of winner. Surely the men that work for the wwe would be like some kind of God to him. I mean being someone like the big show must be all Jon could possibly want from life.

To be fair, if he gets to post on the internet as an alter ego, then I'm Dean Ambrose.

Lord TSC

CSF wrote: »

To be fair, if he gets to post on the internet as an alter ego, then I'm Dean Ambrose.

Can I be CM Punk?

Either way, I'll cry :P

Hashtag_HEEL

Double haitch shall become Ripple haitch so!

beakerjoe

IncognitoMan wrote: »

Jon confuses me. In this thread he's talking about being over 6 foot making him some kind of winner. Surely the men that work for the wwe would be like some kind of God to him. I mean being someone like the big show must be all Jon could possibly want from life.

Id say hes more of a WBF man ....

Hashtag_HEEL

GARRY STRYDOM.....WOW!

Soft Falling Rain

My heart did a flutter of happiness when I saw the Fail Thread at the top of this forum. :cool:

Garseys

*in vinces throat ripping voice* Garrrry Stryyyydom

Blue_Dabadee

JonKelleher wrote: »

It's fake pal.

So are movies, but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy movies.

Hashtag_HEEL

mxph3 wrote: »

So are movies, but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy movies.

So is Santa but we still enjoy his presents.

Lord TSC

Hashtag_HEEL wrote: »

So is Santa but we still enjoy his presents.

What?

Palo Alto

JonKelleher wrote: »

No, there definitely is not.

I'm a qualified solicitor and currently going into 4th year of med school. I'm sure you'd probably find an above-average cross-section of the population amongst wrestling fans. You can't even troll properly

Not sure why I'm even engaging here.

aaaaaaaahhhhhh

JonKelleher wrote: »

'the lad', you must be from a rural background, no wonder you like watching muscular, grown men in underwear rolling around.

Dude don't be such a lemon

CastorTroy

He'd be great in the soccer forum "Ah look at all you guys getting excited about 22 guys running around in shorts" and he would have a field day in Rugby

gnfnrhead

Lord TSC wrote: »

Can I be CM Punk?

Either way, I'll cry :P

Leave my wifey alone :mad::pac:

Rjd2

Yeah I know some of these guys are trolls, but when so many are signing up to tell us wrestling is fake, maybe we shouldn't dismiss their accusations so lightly, would it be possible we could put our heads together and do some investigating into their statements and see if they have any merit or not?:o

Moneymaker

Rjd2 wrote: »

Yeah I know some of these guys are trolls, but when so many are signing up to tell us wrestling is fake, maybe we shouldn't dismiss their accusations so lightly, would it be possible we could put our heads together and do some investigating into their statements and see if they have any merit or not?:o

I'll pay you 9.99 to investigate.

Hangballlouie

After reading some of Jon's other posts, I have a really strong suspicion that Jon is what is scientifically known as a virgin.

Bounty Hunter

This thread will be locked again...tomorrow (gotta have a bit more time to admire the epic fail afterall)

btw he was banned and should he repeat he will get a perma ban from PW and one of these from me

Scavenger XIII

CastorTroy wrote: »

He'd be great in the soccer forum "Ah look at all you guys getting excited about 22 guys running around in shorts" and he would have a field day in Rugby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2wuqE9YJL4

Jon wishes he was this funny.

Liam O

About time someone told those uncultured neanderthal boggers the truth about wrestling

Does an Arts degree count as 3rd level education?

Kermit.de.frog

You all know "pro" wrestling is fake right?

You all know it's an act?

Arghus

It's still "real" to me dammit!

Glico Man

After all this time... who knew

XR3i

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

You all know "pro" wrestling is fake right?

You all know it's an act?

grow up 007

brinty

WTF are you talking about
It's as real as Christmas, the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy

Bounty Hunter

So I guess it's time this needs to be reopened, result of that AH thread I guess

jaykhunter

Yep. Shouldn't be surprised with the overwhelming level of ignorance and condescension shown in that thread. Some gobsheen was bound to blurt it out here and get banned. Congrats re-opening the slow clap thread and the ban, dingus!

beakerjoe

Theres always one, god bless.

Lord TSC

My world is shattered.

WinnyThePoo

I remember himself from the same sex marriage debate. Not the brightest.

Mr.Nice Guy

Does he know Kermit isn't a real frog? :pac:

jaykhunter

Mr.Nice Guy wrote: »

Does he know Kermit isn't a real frog? :pac:

I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS!

Angron

It's good this thread doesn't come around too often, makes it all the more special when it gets reopened

ShagNastii

Lads c'mon we all know fake. We're a know it since the start.

Look at this vid. You can see him stamp to make noise when he punches. You can see him cut himself with a blade to bleed ANNNNNDDDDD....you can clearly see the edit in the footage to sub in a stunt dummy.

gerrybbadd

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

You all know "pro" wrestling is fake right?

You all know it's an act?

Really? I never knew! Thanks for tell me. After all this time.

You'll tell me next that Game of Thrones isn't a historical documentary.

Why do non wrestling fans feel the need to point out to wrestling fans that the product is "fake"? The only thing achieved is that you make yourself look idiotic. We all know the scripted nature of the product. Every single one of us. We have known for some time too. And we are ok with it. We accept it. We watch for the entertainment.

Pro wrestling fans are the most passionate fans in the world. And every single one of us know it's scripted. It's far from fake.

Not one of us wants or needs you to tell us it's fake. I could let it sit when this came up in the AH thread, but you had to go and take it one step too far, didn't you? You had to enter the Lion's Den, and actually seek out the pro wrestling forum, in order to do your trolling.

Stereomaniac

I love it when this thread comes around. I feel that it brings all of us man-children a little bit closer. I'm sure if one of these guys got into the ring with Mick Foley for a match they'd be begging him to do it all fake with them. I'd hate to see it real if what we see is fake.

Lithium93_

Just finished reading the thread over in After Hours, then stumbled on this one on the home page, seriously have people nothing better to do than point out what we already know with pro-wrestling.

jaykhunter

A fake sport? You're thinking of boxing.