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Visit to the dentist

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  • 09-07-2009 8:45pm
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    Hagar
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    A man walks into a dentist's surgery and says, "Excuse me, can you help me? I think I'm a moth."

    Dentist: "You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist."

    Man: "Yes, I know."

    Dentist: "So why did you come in here?"

    Man: "Well, the light was on...."


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    #2
    Plug
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    Ha Ha:D


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    Penn
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    ANTI-JOKE VERSION:

    A moth goes into a dentist and says "You have to help me, I think I have the flu". The dentist goes "But I'm a dentist, why did you come to me?" The dentists receptionist then says "Who are you talking to? There's nobody there"

    The dentist, realising the voices have returned, attempts to get them out by drilling through his temple.


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