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    #32
    Maddison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    Cough in their knickers ha thats a good one. I have a tummy problem which means that If I dont fart I can get quite sick so tough luck hubby either I fart & be happy or dont & be in agony!!!
    I wont poo in front of him,shave under my arms,masturbate(unless we are having teh sex or Im asked),watch porn(hes rather prudish),he doesnt allow me to speak about my periods(back to the prudish thing)cut my toenails(I hate feet anyway so I can barely look at I do that)but other than those things I dont really care, at the end of the day he saw my vagina expand giving birth to our son so I cant really hide much else from him:D


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    #33
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Maddison wrote: »
    Cough in their knickers ha thats a good one. I have a tummy problem which means that If I dont fart I can get quite sick so tough luck hubby either I fart & be happy or dont & be in agony!!!
    I wont poo in front of him,shave under my arms,masturbate(unless we are having teh sex or Im asked),watch porn(hes rather prudish),he doesnt allow me to speak about my periods(back to the prudish thing)cut my toenails(I hate feet anyway so I can barely look at I do that)but other than those things I dont really care, at the end of the day he saw my vagina expand giving birth to our son so I cant really hide much else from him:D

    :mad:

    i was eating my breakfast until I read that :mad:


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    #34
    Maddison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    You asked for it!!you read about farting, pooing, bursting spots & when It comes to childbirth you want to vomit LOL!!!Well sorry about that Ill owe you a pint if your going to the beers!!!:D


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    #35
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Maddison wrote: »
    You asked for it!!you read about farting, pooing, bursting spots & when It comes to childbirth you want to vomit LOL!!!Well sorry about that Ill owe you a pint if your going to the beers!!!:D


    what did i do but remind women and pooing as well orgasims of course are nothing but Urban legends! :)
    but I draw the line, when I have to think about a vagina crowing its just to much :pac:...
    Much obliged :), but I cant I'm saving.... So I can go live with Uncle Yeti again....:)


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    #36
    Maddison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    Drats!!!!Well I will owe you breakfast then another time LOL!!


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    #37
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Maddison wrote: »
    You asked for it!!you read about farting, pooing, bursting spots & when It comes to childbirth you want to vomit LOL!!!Well sorry about that Ill owe you a pint if your going to the beers!!!:D
    Welcome to the real world guys ,any looking in that is and sling any romantic notions out Da windah ....now :D


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    #38
    Khannie
    Registered Users Posts: 37,485 ✭✭✭✭Khannie


    PrettyInPunk wrote: »
    I squeeze ingrown hairs...gross i know!

    I have to ask....what does this achieve?

    (I've never had an ingrown hair that I'm aware of....maybe I need to look harder?)


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    #39
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    Khannie wrote: »
    I have to ask....what does this achieve?

    (I've never had an ingrown hair that I'm aware of....maybe I need to look harder?)

    they pop and unveil a stray hair! Very satisfying, very manky.


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    #40
    Khannie
    Registered Users Posts: 37,485 ✭✭✭✭Khannie


    That sounds VERY satisfying indeed.

    Seriously.


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    #41
    RedNiamhy
    Registered Users Posts: 110 ✭✭RedNiamhy


    I love freeing ingrown hairs - especially the ines that are all red and infected and release puss. Disgusting I know but SO satisfying!!!! :D
    Same goes with spots and blackheads but they aren't quite as satisfying but I cannot leave them be!!

    Also have to admit to having a good root around in my nose. Nothing worse than having something stuck up there - apart from an ingrown hair that won't come out!!!

    Also, I pick my toenails and clean around them when I'm all curled up.

    Boogying around the house in my pj's or starkers is so liberating looking like all them girls in the music videos (in my head!!). At least there is no-one around to tell my I don't look like them.

    I could NEVER poo in front of anyone though and in private I love doing a big, loud, satisfying fart (and have been known to put my head under the duvet to smell it!). :eek:


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    #42
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    RedNiamhy wrote: »
    I love freeing ingrown hairs - especially the ines that are all red and infected and release puss. Disgusting I know but SO satisfying!!!! :D
    Same goes with spots and blackheads but they aren't quite as satisfying but I cannot leave them be!!

    Also have to admit to having a good root around in my nose. Nothing worse than having something stuck up there - apart from an ingrown hair that won't come out!!!

    Also, I pick my toenails and clean around them when I'm all curled up.

    Boogying around the house in my pj's or starkers is so liberating looking like all them girls in the music videos (in my head!!). At least there is no-one around to tell my I don't look like them.

    I could NEVER poo in front of anyone though and in private I love doing a big, loud, satisfying fart (and have been known to put my head under the duvet to smell it!). :eek:

    oh god yeah, ye HAVE TO smell your fart. Even my daughter does it, she's only five. If you mention the word fart she immediately starts sniffing furiously, but its like she doesn't even know she's doin it! God bless the smell of your own fart. Its.... Soupy.


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    #43
    Maddison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    My son has his farts named: one fart is a solo; 2 farts is twins & three is triplets; 4 is MAMMY I NEED NEW PANTS!!!!!


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    #44
    allabouteve
    Closed Accounts Posts: 844 ✭✭✭allabouteve


    Speechless at the amount of farting, nose picking and poo-ing going on here.:confused:


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    #45
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Dont believe 70% of what you read on boards eve .It's all lies ,gossip and innuendou.... I tell's ya :pac:


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    #46
    Twee.
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,722 Mod ✭✭✭✭Twee.


    This thread has me in stitches, and thinking 'huzzah, I'm not the only one!'.
    As most people have stated, I'll draw the line at pooping. No way. That is my time, thank you very much! I also like to do my make up and skin care alone. Don't want someone gawking at me as I tweeze my eyebrows or load on concealer to cover a whopper spot!


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    #47
    valery
    Closed Accounts Posts: 443 ✭✭valery


    me and oh are pretty much used to one another but i have to say there are things i keep to myself i suppose re traditional reasons. sittin on d bog, stay away honey, deffo no no .i recently started laser treatrment to get rid of some "facial fuzz" , just mentioned it in an off hand manner , he did`nt offer input so i dropped the subject / really not man stuff , is it ?
    So , op , i recon theres always going to be stuff we do unbeknown to our oh`s wether we think about it or not. they have their "stuff" and we have ours;). ps, re laser hair removal, pain, pain, pain, and more fkucin pain:mad:.


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    #48
    SeekUp
    Registered Users Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭SeekUp


    RedNiamhy wrote: »
    I love freeing ingrown hairs - especially the ines that are all red and infected and release puss. Disgusting I know but SO satisfying!!!! :D

    +1


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