After Eights only !

dak

Mr. Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they
stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he has a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum.

He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said.
"I'm the one with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked into a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom.
Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long
before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He
fondled her Flap Jacks then showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.
Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take
a trip down Bournville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was quite pleased
as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out
a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his King Size Mars Bar
felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, but he needed a Time Out, however,
he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had
a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off giving her a Gob Stopper!
Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly
he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been
with Bertie Basset, who apparently had Allsorts!!!

Hagar

What a sweet little tale.

banquo

Hagar wrote: »

What a sweet little tale.

Pain be upon you.

Greenmachine

I chuckled a little.

boardswalker

banquo wrote: »

Pain be upon you.

From the Charter: "Think of it this way folks, boards.ie is supposed to be viewable by anyone at any time - this includes children, people in offices and so on."

An update to the charter contains this statement.
" If you wish to post material that is more adult / edgy then (another forum) is the place to do it.
DON'T DO IT HERE!!!"

I have to say I thought the original post fairly adult.
I'm surprised this was tolerated.

Hagar

I can see where you're coming from but it's all double entendre wink-wink nudge-nudge stuff that kids laugh at without ever really understanding.

I realise it is not explicitly mentioned in the Charter but the correct procedure is to use the "Report Post" button if you are not happy with a post. I'll modify the Charter accordingly.

dak

As Hagar said it was meant to be double entendre and should be way over the head of children ! Have you ever watched the simpsons ! Most of the jokes are adult which the kids don't understand but laugh anyway !

If the Mods think it appropriate I have no problem with them removing/ editing my original post I wouldn't want to offend anyone !

boardswalker wrote: »

From the Charter: "Think of it this way folks, boards.ie is supposed to be viewable by anyone at any time - this includes children, people in offices and so on."

An update to the charter contains this statement.
" If you wish to post material that is more adult / edgy then (another forum) is the place to do it.
DON'T DO IT HERE!!!"

I have to say I thought the original post fairly adult.
I'm surprised this was tolerated.

boardswalker

Double-entendre works best when its subtle.

dak

boardswalker wrote: »

Double-entendre works best when its subtle.

Maybe you could post a few yourself.!

Twin-go

dak wrote: »

Maybe you could post a few yourself.!

Go on boardswalker "Give him one"