catholic Humour.

galwayrush

> A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
>
> Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
> bedroom closet to watch.
>
> The woman's husband also comes home.
> She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in
> there already.
>
> The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
> The man says, 'Yes, it is.'
> Boy: 'I have a baseball.'.
> Man: 'That's nice'
> Boy: 'Want to buy it?'
> Man: 'No, thanks.'
> Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'
>
> Man: 'OK, how much?'
> Boy: '$250'
> In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
> the closet together.
>
> Boy: 'Dark in here.'
> Man: 'Yes, it is.'.
> Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'
> The lover, remembering the last time,
> asks the boy, How much?'
> Boy: '$750'
> Man: 'Sold.',
>
> A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, 'Grab your glove, let's go
> outside and have a game of catch.'
>
> The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.'
>
> The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'
>
> Boy: '$1,000'
>
> The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...that
> is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to
> confession.'
>
> They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the
> confessional booth and closes the door.
>
> The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
>
> The priest says, 'Don't start that **** again; you're in my closet now....