Are men 22+ who wear these complete ****?

Jazzy

these t-shirts are a good way of knowing who to round up for the great cull

Tar.Aldarion

Jazzy wrote: »

these t-shirts are a good way of knowing who to round up for the great cull

Gonna wear the "that's why she said" tshirt I was given, just for you.

high horse

Tell me you wouldn't laugh at this t-shirt

http://287857.spreadshirt.net/en/IE/Shop/Article/Index/article/Mary-Harney-Retro-5927060

doonothing

Baza210 wrote: »

If by "best" you mean "best at giving the impression that the wearer has a puerile and unoriginal sense of humour", I agree.

Your sarcasm detector is broken, boss.

genericguy

i used to have one that said "guns don't kill people <pic of bloke in turban> dangerous minorities do". I loved it, but my boss is from Iraq, and I'm brave, but not that brave.

genericguy

Trendkill97 wrote: »

i own one of these t-shirts, i only wear it, however, so as not to offend the person who bought it to me.

Next on my hit-list is one boldy emblazened with "Jesus Is A C'unt" :L

I'd say one of those'll cost you somewhere in the region of e1011.99.

when I think of T-shirts these days there's only one that springs to mind.

http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm

Nordie Loyalist

My T-Shirt rocks.

had to be said and it does really rock.

Tar.Aldarion

rarnes1 wrote: »

when I think of T-shirts these days there's only one that springs to mind.

http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm

Gotta high 5 somebody if they pass me in that.

Mikeyt086

Twee. wrote: »

I hate those t-shirts, and if I saw a guy wearing one it would out me off completely! I'm not talking about all 'humourous' t-shirts, just those typical 'I'm a lad and I like a shag and a beer' kind of ones.

Does anyone else really want a t-shirt that says "Im a lad and i like a shag and a beer" after reading this?

lol, i joke. I love a funny T, but the ones from Unique are not funny, nor are they unique.

aligator_am

passive wrote: »

"It ain't gonna suck itself, bitch"

:rolleyes:

Makes me wish I had my "you're a complete ****ing wanker" crowbar on me at all times...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I took a fit of laughing at the crowbar comment , brilliant :D:D

kmart6

All these kinda shirts make the wearer a prat!

Snowie

T shirts like that are sad! end of story,

tman

I bought a "totally shítfaced" tshirt at Glastonbury for £6... Sobered up a bit the next week and realised that I'll never actually wear it again.
At least it was quite fitting at the time:o

Gig Bee

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Dudess

22+?

No way. 18+.

FlutterinBantam

tman wrote: »

I bought a "totally shítfaced" tshirt at Glastonbury for £6... Sobered up a bit the next week and realised that I'll never actually wear it again.
At least it was quite fitting at the time:o

Suits you Sir:cool:

NickNolte

Nearly as bad as the female equivalents...

http://rlv.zcache.com/you_say_bitch_like_its_a_bad_word_tshirt-p235689085801753246a9ddy_210.jpg

http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/reason.jpg

http://images8.cafepress.com/product/120856638v6_350x350_Front.jpg

Jesus Juice

You can only get them t-shirts in The Jean Scene.Which says it all really

994

eoin wrote: »

Not as funny as people paying big bucks for a Che Guevara t-shirt, thinking they're being edgy and all socialist-like.

What about a t-shirt of Che Guevara wearing a Che t-shirt? That's all like meta and a deconstructionist statement against the phallologocentric narratives of the zeitgeist, dude.

My mate wears them every time he's out, gets no action with the ladies and is a wanker:)

g5fd6ow0hseima

To me, they reflect the personality of the wearer down to a tee - and thats no personality.

Diabhal Beag

They're only t-shirts. Get over it because there is more important things to hate....... like 18 year olds with beards :mad:
**** them

karlog

NickNolte wrote: »

Nearly as bad as the female equivalents...

http://rlv.zcache.com/you_say_bitch_like_its_a_bad_word_tshirt-p235689085801753246a9ddy_210.jpg

http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/reason.jpg

http://images8.cafepress.com/product/120856638v6_350x350_Front.jpg

I read between the lines and all i see is 'i'm a tart'

Jeanious

Jazzy wrote: »

these t-shirts are a good way of knowing who to round up for The Great Cull

Capital letters man!

And to be all ironic and stuff (yah, loike!) Oscar Wilde: "Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit", with Coyle's corollary: "Wearing a t-shirt with a slogan is a paltry substitute for personality, and i'm gonna stand over here now, as far as possible away from you, ya great twat"

Velvet Vocals

Simply answer OP - YES

tech77

I got one of these t-shirts.
It reads:
"Only knobheads wear crass witty slogan t-shirts".

Doc

I will admit that if I see young guys wearing some of the more popular slogan designs I would think that they look sad, but I would disagree with saying that no one over a certain age should where them.

I think it would be hilarious to see guys in their 80’s wearing them!

orestes

All of the slogans on those t-shirts (and all of their bastard, moronic, sun-reader retard attempts at humour ilk) should be replaced by an image of the front page of FHM and a slogan reading "show us yer tits luv, hur hur hur" and a customary "I'm a wanker" tattoo on the forehead of any lager-lout, small penised, beer gutted idiot who spends more pennies on a stupid fukking t-shirt than he gets points on an IQ test.

Age is irrelevant by the way. A muppet is a muppet, regardless of age.

Sofiztikated

orestes wrote: »

be replaced by an image of the front page of FHM and a slogan reading "show us yer tits luv, hur hur hur"

I want that t-shirt.

You do know they're just t-shirts, right? Granted, I won't wear any of them from Dunnes, as they're poor quality t-shirts, and usually the slogans are a bit, well, naff, BUT I do have a couple from Unique, but they are not out and out "I'm a lad, that drinks beer and punches girls in the fanny" t-shirts.

I'll wear what I like, and not wear what I don't like.

What I don't like is those t-shirts that try so HARD to be witty, like some from tshirt hell. That just says to me, "Oh I want to be witty, but I had to get this of the interwebz for lolz because noone else really wants one, because, actually, its not that funny or witty at all. And I have no friends"

Mossy Monk

Personally I wouldn't wear them but to see the amount of people offended by them is quite funny. I really couldn't give a ****e if I saw someone wearing one.

V1llianous

doonothing wrote: »

The best is "I'm not a gynaecologist but I'll have a look"

When I was visiting my wife and new born baby in the special care unit of a women's hospital a 17-19 year old guy was wearing this when seeing his girlfriend and baby - i had to leave I was laughing so much

Jay D

Sofiztikated wrote: »

I want that t-shirt.

You do know they're just t-shirts, right? Granted, I won't wear any of them from Dunnes, as they're poor quality t-shirts, and usually the slogans are a bit, well, naff, BUT I do have a couple from Unique, but they are not out and out "I'm a lad, that drinks beer and punches girls in the fanny" t-shirts.

I'll wear what I like, and not wear what I don't like.

What I don't like is those t-shirts that try so HARD to be witty, like some from tshirt hell. That just says to me, "Oh I want to be witty, but I had to get this of the interwebz for lolz because noone else really wants one, because, actually, its not that funny or witty at all. And I have no friends"

Unique are the guys who supply these tshirts, I have never seen naff slogans on Dunnes tshirts, correct me if I have missed some.

Simian!

This is the single most reprehensible t-shirt in existence:

http://www.teesnthings.com/the-man-the-legend-t-shirt.aspx

Xavi6

Some of them are hilarious. My mate got one in the States that was of Pope John Paul waving. It was just after he passed on and had the slogan 'Hands up if you're dead'. Some of the looks he got were priceless, and worth wearing the t-shirt for.

Sofiztikated

Yup, the ones in Dunnes are brutal.

Not that I'm advocating ALL Unique t-shirts, but there are some that are interesting. And they are of a usually decent quality t-shirt, as in the shape and stretch doesn't evaporate the first time they see a washing machine.

EdgarAllenPoo

Who needs a slogan on a t-shirt, an Elmo t-shirt is just as good, mind you I'd always wear something over too.

YoungPayters

high horse wrote: »

Tell me you wouldn't laugh at this t-shirt

http://287857.spreadshirt.net/en/IE/Shop/Article/Index/article/Mary-Harney-Retro-5927060

I laughed!

Eire-Dearg

The worst ones are with Popeye and superman's bodies but without the head, then you look ridiculous, but most worded ones are very witty, and usually get a laugh or whatever.

Shryke

Eire-Dearg wrote: »

The worst ones are with Popeye and superman's bodies but without the head, then you look ridiculous, but most worded ones are very witty, and usually get a laugh or whatever.

Very witty? Hardly.

I like that Popeye T. I want one.

the_syco

How about the women who wear t-shirts that you have to read, and then give you duuuurty looks for looking for more than 10 seconds at their titties?

Exclamation Marc

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Yup, the ones in Dunnes are brutal.

Yeah, Dunnes seem to be the main perpetrator of awful slogan t-shirts. My mate bought one there, black t-shirt with a huge arrow pointing south saying "While you're down there love"

Awful.

ronanos

well what if its just a guy wearing his working clothes and its just a crappy tshirt that he doesnt care how dirty it is.

Its kinda sad going out and buying one of them but sometimes we all get them as useless presents from some airport somewhere

TomCo

I saw at least 3 guys one day wearing the same "This tshirt would look great on your bedroom floor" shirt.

What am I supposed to think reading that?
The lack of a gender qualifier is a significant oversight.

AdamusAdonis

"it aint gonna suck its self" is another...

I, however, aspire to order "there's no place like 127.0.0.1" at some stage..

Eoin

AdamusAdonis wrote: »

"it aint gonna suck its self" is another...

I, however, aspire to order "there's no place like 127.0.0.1" at some stage..

There's no place like localhost?

the_syco

eoin wrote: »

There's no place like localhost?

Yup. What better place to be. What's the IP of the pub? :P

AdamusAdonis

the_syco wrote: »

Yup. What better place to be. What's the IP of the pub? :P

nslookup man....

Whyno

Some amount of dry sh1tes in here...Them t-shirts rock...I`m going to buy 10 more now just to annoy you lot...lol

j1smithy

I have to admit I laughed when I saw this shirt