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Blonde Joke

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  • 12-07-2009 10:55pm
    #1
    Ave Sodalis
    Registered Users Posts: 7,553 ✭✭✭


    A blonde hurried into the hospital emergency room late one night with the
    tip of her index finger shot off.

    "How did this happen?," the emergency room doctor asked her.

    "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

    "What?" sputtered the doctor? "You tried to commit suicide by shooting off
    the tip of your finger?"

    "No, silly!" the blonde said. "First, I put the gun to my chest, and I
    thought, 'I just paid $6,000 for these; I'm not shooting myself in the
    chest."

    "So then?" asked the doctor.

    "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3,000 to get
    my teeth straightened; I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

    "So, then?"

    "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought 'This is going to make a loud
    noise, so I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."


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