If you could say something to your first girlfriend....

mirwillbeback

..what would it be?

For me, it would be " so you didn't kill yourself when I dumped you after all "

My name is URL

I wouldn't want to say anything to her.

You mustn't be over yours yet =p

Hagar

Look, I bought you a new glove.

petes

"Why didn't you let me do anal?"

Latchy

'' jeeze ...your all old now '' followed by '' Look what ya missed out on eh '' ?

markok84

I want my flower back

K4t

I wish you were real

Biggins

"Thanks for the memories"

quirkster

Shave. For the love of God please shave. And STOP CALLING IT A VENUS COMFORT BUSH

Snowie

Can I have you back. saw her for the first time in 10 years on sunday... shes still as beautiful as ever....

K4t

Are you 'ready' yet? :rolleyes:

DarkJager

"I wasted my magnificent cock on you????"

super_furry

Hello.

funk-you

So can i drop the hand now then?

-Funk

thewing

super_furry wrote: »

Hello.

......is it me you're looking for??????

bladespin

God, you've put a lot of weight on!

drunkymonkey

my my, you have grown down there!

Fey!

B*&^h.

Gone Drinking

Any chance of a blowjob? you know, for old times sake..

K4t

funk-you wrote: »

So can i drop the hand now then?

-Funk

You don't actually sign off with your name in real life, do you?

That_Guy

"You've got more hair on your arms than me"

Johnnnybravo

thewing wrote: »

......is it me you're looking for??????

..............I can see it in your eyes, I can see it in your smile

stovelid

You won't get pregnant if we do it standing up.

Blazer

Did you really ,,,I mean really dump me for Michael Jackson???

long story..but she was diagnosed with Schizo..I got a real shock when I got dumped for him.
She thought he was talking to her through his songs:eek:

tman

Erm... Absolutely nothing
Think it might be time to move on buddy!

up them Schteps

tman wrote: »

Erm... Absolutely nothing
Think it might be time to move on buddy!

Word!

Wibbs

Well I wouldn't say it but I would think "WTF was I thinking 20 years ago. I was so enamoured with the idea of getting some that I settled for you?". Saw her two years ago. Time has not been kind to her. Ah well hope her life is good anyway. She wasn't the worst as 17 year old lassies go.

John-Holmes

Jesus that was a waste of my cherry...

nowuckenfurries

Your sister was much more adventureous

mirwillbeback

Mathew Reilly wrote: »

Did you really ,,,I mean really dump me for Michael Jackson???

long story..but she was diagnosed with Schizo..I got a real shock when I got dumped for him.
She thought he was talking to her through his songs:eek:

best....post....ever

maybe you have a chance now?

thewing

Johnnnybravo wrote: »

..............I can see it in your eyes, I can see it in your smile

.............You're all I've ever wanted, my arms are open wide
'Cause you know just what to say.......

funk-you

K4t wrote: »

You don't actually sign off with your name in real life, do you?

Of course.

-Funk

Johnnnybravo

thewing wrote: »

.............You're all I've ever wanted, my arms are open wide
'Cause you know just what to say.......

............And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much, I love you ...

Wagon

Point at a picture of jesus and say "How the hell could i compete with that!?"

Wish i cheated on her with that blonde Polish bird. One of my great regrets

oldyouth

'I would like to withdraw my previous proposal of marriage.........'

Blazer

mirwillbeback wrote: »

best....post....ever

maybe you have a chance now?

thanks..remember meeting all the mates and them asking what was the story?
Cue fits of laughter and breakdancing for the night.

xzanti

Agradezca a dios que no terminé para arriba con usted. Tu madre es una perra loca

TheZohanS

Johnnnybravo wrote: »

............And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much, I love you ...

I long to see the sunlight in your hair
And tell you time and time again how much I care...

Agent Smith

"play her off, keyboard cat"

Johnnnybravo

TheZohan wrote: »

I long to see the sunlight in your hair
And tell you time and time again how much I care...

..............Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow
Hello, I've just got to let you know ...............

Trinity

liar - 4 inches erect is not average

Wertz

So...how's the whole lesbian thing working out for ya?

TheZohanS

Johnnnybravo wrote: »

..............Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow
Hello, I've just got to let you know ...............

'Cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely, or is someone loving you?

ejmaztec

Johnnnybravo wrote: »

..............Sometimes I feel my heart will overflow
Hello, I've just got to let you know ...............

Must be time to get a room.

Wertz

ejmaztec wrote: »

Must be time to get a room.

...or a guide dog.

King of Kings

how dare you refuse a 3some with me and another girl and then end up a lesbian.

Twin-go

"Well, how are you? I didn't reconise you, from accross the room I thought you where your mother!"

Johnnnybravo

TheZohan wrote: »

'Cause I wonder where you are
And I wonder what you do
Are you somewhere feeling lonely, or is someone loving you?

.............
Tell me how to win your heart
For I haven't got a clue
But let me start by saying, I love you ... ................

PlayGirl

Twin-go wrote: »

"Well, how are you? I didn't reconise you, from accross the room I thought you where your father!"

Sofaspud

Are you sane yet?

Smart Bug

No, that wasn't my leg...