Ask the Audience !

dak

My wife and I are watching “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire” while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”

“No,” she answered.
I then said, “Is that your final answer?”

She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, “Yes.”
So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”
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And then the fight started….

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. “I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.”
He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”
"Nah, she can order for herself.”
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And then the fight started

mink_man

for one its not funny and for two, when you give your final answer you dont phone a friend!

A7X

I thought it was funny.

tallus

So did I

patmac

mink_man wrote: »

for one its not funny and for two, when you give your final answer you dont phone a friend!

A7X wrote: »

I thought it was funny.

And then the fight started!