Dear God. Soeone get me out of this meeting.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I'm taking minutes. It's long and it's boring and it's going on and on and on and peopel are bull****ting (my Jesus, continentials can BULL****)

Someone please shoot me. Now.

galwayrush

At least you have a job.....................:D

Joe Cool

Get them all to have an Idea Shower

My name is URL

What do you work at Ikky?

Abi

Fake a heart attack.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I'm not at work! It's a voluntary thing!!

I like Abigayle's idea, but one of them is a doctor.

giggsy664

If it's voluntary swear at them in Irish because it's a continental

wudangclan

pretend you got a fever and start snorting like a pig

ScumLord

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I'm not at work! It's a voluntary thing!!

I like Abigayle's idea, but one of them is a doctor.

So kill the doctor first. :rolleyes:

Agent J

*loads crossbow*

BaconZombie

BuzzWord Bingo:

http://mobilefreon.com/products/buzzword/dilbert-buzzword.jpeg

My name is URL

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

[...]voluntary thing!![...]

Well theres your problem!

Whosbetter?

Tell 'em, you couldn't give a Continental.

/gets coat...

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

BOHF - too much preperation.

They're going to know when the get the minutes anywya and find large chunks of stuff missing.

Can I borrow that cross bow?

galwayrush

You're not getting paid for it, so sneak off and log onto boards.;)

Abi

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I'm not at work! It's a voluntary thing!!

Then do a Brummy. Just leave

Captain-America

Say you want to leave. It's voluntary. It's not like you'll lose your job.

Iwasfrozen

Whosbetter? wrote: »

Tell 'em, you couldn't give a Continental.

/gets coat...

Shuts door on Whosbetter being careful not to hit him on the way out.

Emily Maria

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I'm taking minutes. It's long and it's boring and it's going on and on and on and peopel are bull****ting (my Jesus, continentials can BULL****)

Someone please shoot me. Now.

Are you for real???

jumpguy

If you're in the private sector - Be glad you have a job, work harder :mad:
If you're in the public sector - Taxpayers money pays for your wages, work harder, damn you :mad:
If you're self employed -Why are you having a meeting?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

galwayrush wrote: »

You're not getting paid for it, so sneak off and log onto boards.;)

Eh... hello??!

galwayrush

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Eh... hello??!

See.You had the answer all along.;)

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Not even boards can save me. It's that bad. Crossbow...?

I'm hoping no one's going to read the minutes anyway, so I might just get away with it.

Trinity

Give us your mobile we will ring you with an *emergency*

works for crap first dates.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Trinity wrote: »

Give us your mobile we will ring you with an *emergency*

works for crap first dates.

Damn. Don;t have it with me. Would even by willing to post the nbumber on boarsd - I'm that desperate.

InkSlinger67

Shut up and do your job Ceann Comhairle!

God bless us.....Bloody lazy politicians! :mad:

Trinity

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Damn. Don;t have it with me. Would even by willing to post the nbumber on boarsd - I'm that desperate.

Dont worry about it with typos like that they wont understand a fcuking word of the minutes anyway :pac:

Just kidding

DarkJager

Have a chlymidia attack. Simply stand up, cross your legs, hold your crotch in both hands and fall to the ground screaming about how it burns

BaconZombie

Just replace the missing bits with quotes from The Cuckoo's Nest and The ThunderDome.

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

BOHF - too much preperation.

They're going to know when the get the minutes anywya and find large chunks of stuff missing.

Can I borrow that cross bow?

Joe Cool

If you really want to end the meeting right now just p*ss yourself, crying helps. You'll be ushered out in no time and not too many question will be asked.

Up to you really.

Abi

BOFH_139 wrote: »

Just replace the missing bits with quotes from The Cuckoo's Nest and The ThunderDome.

I like that. Send us a copy

Trinity

Abigayle wrote: »

I like that. Send us a copy

I was typing me own minutes about the daily business on AH, got bored after horse wears nappy

G_R

i like Darkjagger's idea.......even the doctor wont question it

ejmaztec

DarkJager wrote: »

Have a chlymidia attack. Simply stand up, cross your legs, hold your crotch in both hands and fall to the ground screaming about how it burns

They'll think he's Michael "Zombie" Jackson.:eek:

DarkJager

dannym08 wrote: »

i like Darkjagger's idea.......even the doctor wont question it

Unless he sits him up on the table and does a jap eye exam on him. Then he'd better have a good excuse ready Preferably "inner urine tract herpes"

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Trinity wrote: »

Dont worry about it with typos like that they wont understand a fcuking word of the minutes anyway :pac:

Just kidding

Wait until you see the minutes.

BOFH_139 wrote: »

Just replace the missing bits with quotes from The Cuckoo's Nest and The ThunderDome.

Genius.

Abigayle wrote: »

I like that. Send us a copy

I wouln't inflict it on zou.

ejmaztec wrote: »

They'll think he's Michael "Zombie" Jackson.:eek:

They arlready do.

For the record, I bailed. I had to. Someone else is recroging notes on my laptop. I assume they'llgive it back.

Trinity

DarkJager wrote: »

Unless he sits him up on the table and does a jap eye exam on him. Then he'd better have a good excuse ready Preferably "inner urine tract herpes"

eeeeeeeew, i'm a girl and even i am cringing and clutching my b*llox

G_R

DarkJager wrote: »

Unless he sits him up on the table and does a jap eye exam on him. Then he'd better have a good excuse ready Preferably "inner urine tract herpes"

ye that one always works:pac:

DarkJager

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Wait until you see the minutes.



Genius.



I wouln't inflict it on zou.



They arlready do.

For the record, I bailed. I had to. Someone else is recroging notes on my laptop. I assume they'llgive it back.

As long as they don't find your "exotic" Youporn links, you'll be fine

January

DarkJager wrote: »

As long as they don't find your "exotic" Youporn links, you'll be fine

It's too late, I already have... :eek:

nayorleck114

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I'm taking minutes. It's long and it's boring and it's going on and on and on and peopel are bull****ting (my Jesus, continentials can BULL****)

Someone please shoot me. Now.

have the meeting standing up. We do every morning and believe me is ends quickly.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

DarkJager wrote: »

Have a chlymidia attack. Simply stand up, cross your legs, hold your crotch in both hands and fall to the ground screaming about how it burns

dannym08 wrote: »

i like Darkjagger's idea.......even the doctor wont question it

The doctor would have questioned it because he knows I'm a bloke.

nayorleck114 wrote: »

have the meeting standing up. We do every morning and believe me is ends quickly.

This I like, but I don't think it'd work here - they'd be more of the "must finish the meeting" mindset. You could could perform dental surgery on them with no change in the mindset.


Anyway, as I said, I walked. For all I know they could be still in there. Thanks for the suggestions/liviening things up!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

It's a voluntary thing!!

Community service?

Loomis

Tell them you mislaid your pencil and cannot continue taking notes and must excuse yourself.
If they object:

G_R

Mr. Anderson wrote: »

Tell them you mislaid your pencil and cannot continue taking notes and must excuse yourself.
If they object:

i still cringe everytime i see that

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

Community service?

They have meetings...?