Caption Competition

Xavi6

Think it's about time for the return of an old favourite so here we are -

event

Barry: So then you told them your other grandmother was dead!

WillieCocker

Ireland: "Yes i still have that Range Rover"

Eire-Dearg

Roque: "Stephen, you're head, it is funny shaped like you would call, an egg."

Tevez to himself: "What the **** was I thinking?!?!"

IrishIrish

Tevez: When will I learn english:(

GLaDOS

"I know, a whole JCB to carry one weeks wages!"

CHD

Stephen Ireland - '' Should be some competition with Adebayor coming in now, huh ''

madma

all: 'were gonna be so rich we can all wipe our asses with 100 pound notes if we want'

Eirebear

They actually think were here for the love of football!

UpTheSlashers

Ireland: seriously lads whered ye hide MY watch?

Eirebear

UpTheSlashers wrote: »

Ireland: seriously lads whered ye hide MY watch?

well spotted!

event

UpTheSlashers wrote: »

Ireland: seriously lads whered ye hide MY watch?

on his left wrist;)

Eire-Dearg

UpTheSlashers wrote: »

Ireland: seriously lads whered ye hide MY watch?

"Oh wait, it's on my left hand, away from view." :pac:

Xavi6

"We make as much in a week as the poor fecker who drives this earns in a decade!"

Mac Masters

"We're so like the sex and the city girls!"

SectionF

'Someone on the fan's forum said we should play some English, how you say, lads!'

CR 7

Mac Masters wrote: »

"We're so like the sex and the city girls!"

I think we have a winner. Although, most liverpool fans probably haven't seen it, out of protest.

jaykay74

Carlos : Show us your medals
Lads : :D good one
Stevie : Ah sh!ite

Seaneh

Ireland to the others: "The Gaffer reckons we could challenge this year now!"

Others: Hysterical laughter.

Daemos

Barry: "We're going to bulldoze the competition this year"
Ireland: "I don't get it..."

Result: Barry and Roque in stitches, Ireland confused, and Tevez as ever trying but failing to fit in

Leprechaun77

*chuckles*..." I can't f*ck#n believe they thought they bought a beach volleyball team!"

NabyLadistheman

Roque - "Hey Lads, Big Sam - W****r!"

Mac Masters

Barry - "So this is where there putting the old squad stevie, seeya!"

Stevie - "You cannot be serious!"

chopperbyrne

To be honest, Xavi6' sig is probably the best one yet.

"Excuse me, are you the Judean Peoples Front?"

Roaster

I know the golf courses are huge over here lads but this is some ****ing bunker!

kida

Yeah really!! After the way he shafted me last year Rafa still thought I would go to Liverpool. Can you believe that?

ShoulderChip

sorry to interrupt, and if its not on I will edit this with a caption,

but I was reading this caption on the Guardian and don't get it, do ye?




what gets me is they say this underneath it

If you think too long about Tony Hewitt's effort, you'll find it's terrifyingly accurate

flahavaj

Stephen Ireland: "Currently I'm earning £30,000 a week, I'm pretty happy with that."

Everyone else: P*sses themselves laughing.

Adapted from Boggles' post on the City thread

flahavaj

ShoulderChip wrote: »

sorry to interrupt, and if its not on I will edit this with a caption,

but I was reading this caption on the Guardian and don't get it, do ye?




what gets me is they say this underneath it

Are they trying to say Franck Ribery looks like the lovechild of Neville and Tevez? Whats worse is he actually does.:eek:

" So lads, will we win any trophies this season? "

ShoulderChip

flahavaj wrote: »

Are they trying to say Franck Ribery looks like the lovechild of Neville and Tevez? Whats worse is he actually does.:eek:

yeah it must be, what tripped me up was they said think to long, not look to long.

Brando_ie

Barry:... I'm a little teapot, short and stout.... here is my handle


Tevez..... aquí está mi pico..... eres gracioso


WTF

Mr.Nice Guy

Ireland: "Lads there's a rumour going around you've locked up the gaffer in the trunk."

curry-muff

Look lads carlos just dug his own grave :pac::pac::pac:

Helix

"so then i says to him, it doesnt matter about the money i just want champions league football"

Dave!

"Lads, any chance we might sign a defender or two?"

mormank

Roque: "esteven your house is tiny man, how do you live like this??"

mormank

Steven:"you know, i dont find it one bit funny that we all showed up for the prince's party in the same clothes!!"

CHD

Unfunny bunch us boardsies

SectionF

'... and then they made all the poor people and the sick people and the special needs kids and the old folk and the low-paid workers pay for the whole bloody mess!' :D:D

Burial

Barry: And here's my impression of Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber!

Burial

Tevez: Do you think I'll be starting this season?

dfx-

Ireland: And then we went and lost 8-1 to Middlesbrough!

CHD

CHD wrote: »

Unfunny bunch us boardsies

Barry a boardsie ?? :P

JP Liz

Mac Masters wrote: »

"We're so like the sex and the city girls!"

def the best

SectionF

Stephen Ireland: 'You catch it, leg it up the field, hop it off the ground, bounce it off your foot three times, then shoot over the bar for a point.


Lads, what's so funny?'

stovelid

Stephen: So Sparky rang Roque's agent and told him Manchester were in for him.

Others: Laughter.

Rekop dog

Paddy Irish man, paddy English man and paddy South Americans walk into a bar...