Things To Do With A . . .

Bonavox

So basically, you name THREE things you can do with an item the previous poster posted.

Example:

Poster 1: Blank sheet of paper

Poster 2: Make a paper airplane
Draw a picture
Write a letter

Poster 2s chosen object goes here for the next person.
I'll start:

A football

we'llallhavetea_old

Bounce it, throw it, spin it on your finger! Elastic band.

orestes

Football:

1. Do keepie-uppies
2. Annoy that old wagon on your street (every street has one) by constantly kicking it into her garden and going to get it
3. Break windows and blame it on someone else

A squirrel

Bonavox

Elastic Band:

Make a pony tale
Fling it at someone
Add it to your collection of elastic bands :rolleyes:;)

A Squirrel

Chase it in a small room
Grab it by its tail
Make a Sunday roast

A Microphone

we'llallhavetea_old

Club someone over the head with it, use it to tell people they're fuppin grassholes, poke little people with it. vaseline

Bonavox

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

Club someone over the head with it, use it to tell people they're fuppin grassholes, poke little people with it. vaseline

Vaseline:

Use it as genital lubricant (hehe )
Clean your nose with it
Pour it into a cooked chicken and serve the chicken for dinner

An empty DVD case

Deki

what's your item ?

Bonavox

Deki wrote: »

what's your item ?

Sorry, its up now.

Deki

vflhp wrote: »

An empty DVD case

glue pictures in it an use as photo frame.

use it to prop open the window.

use it for a frizbee


an empty ink cartridge

Bonavox

Deki wrote: »

glue pictures in it an use as photo frame.

use it to prop open the window.

use it for a frizbee


an empty ink cartridge

An Empty Ink Cartridge

Refill it
Throw it out the window whilst howling "Recession!"
Put it in a box of Corn Flakes and tell a family member theres a "toy" in the box.

A ton of feathers

karlog

A ton of feathers

Use them to fill a few pillows
jump on them
Tar someone and throw it over them:D

A dishwasher tablet

we'llallhavetea_old

Make wings and fly. Cover the family dog in vaseline and roll them in them. Strip and jump into them. Toenail clippings.

Deki

A ton of feathers

go into bussiness of making feather ticks

open feather weaving salon for bald chickens

spray children with glue and have them roll in feathers -instant halloween costumes !

an out of ink click- button ball point pen

holly1

out of ink click-button ball point pen.

1,make holes in a post card.
2,throw it at the cat.
3,clean out your ears.
Phone battery (used)

Matt Holck

switch it leave it charge it

honey

holly1

Honey.

1.Spread it on toast.
2.Spread it on your body.
3.Spread it on the cat.
Ashtray full of butts and ashes.

colrow

1 Keep it under my pillow to remind me of JG's
2 Bottle it, and sell it as scent to spray to make pubs smell like they used to.
3 Ram it down wolfies throat


A Silage Spike

kerash

Cut your hair
Make a cuppa
Kill kill kill

Magpie

holly1

A Silage Spike.
1.Spike the silage.
2.Stick it in your foot.
3.Throw it away.

A bunch of dead flowers.

colrow

A bunch of dead flowers

1 Ram em down the ex's throat
2 Use as a funeral pyre for the ex
3 Make her a dead flower ratatouulie

Anger

kerash

Magpie? helllllooooooooooooo people

colrow

Magpie
1 Shoot it
2 Trap it
3 Poison it

Rat

Deki

RAT
trap it
make it run little mazes -see if it can improve its time
turn it loose in a lunchroom

Anger

hold onto it and let it fester
let it bubble over in rude hateful little speeches
take up a sport where you can pummel something/one and set it free

just one shoe

holly1

you forgot something Deki????

Smart Bug

One shoe:
1. wear it
2. throw it at George Dubbya
3. sell it to a one legged man

An anus.

holly1

Wipe it.
sit on it.
do a mooner with it.

Wheelie bin.

KnifeWRENCH

Wheelie Bin:

Live in it
Push someone around in it
Throw it at passing dignataries

A cactus

padocon

Water it, feed it, watch it grow.

Red Bull

Deki

Red Bull
drink it
analyze it to find out chemical makeup
share it- watch everyone sprout wings

scratched CD

Bonavox

Deki wrote: »

Red Bull
drink it
analyze it to find out chemical makeup
share it- watch everyone sprout wings

scratched CD

Scratched CD

Use it as a frisbee
Lick It
Pretend you have scars by looking at your reflection through the scratches

A soiled piece of toilet paper

itsallaboutheL

vflhp wrote: »

Scratched CD

Use it as a frisbee
Lick It
Pretend you have scars by looking at your reflection through the scratches

A soiled piece of toilet paper

flush it
re-use it
eat it...recession and all

A Capo

padocon

A capo:
Clip it
Tie it
Fret it

A clock

Deki

padocon wrote: »

A clock

toss it out window

wind it


take it apart to see what made it work


cement block

KnifeWRENCH

Cement block:

Attach it to a one legged mafioso so that he may sleep wit da fishes
Hurl it through the window of someone you don't like
Draw a shamrock on it to sell to a gullible tourist


Rick Astley's autograph

Ivona Tinkle

Rick Astleys autograph

frame it
Sell it on Ebay
Wipe yer bum with it

Mouldy Bread

Deki

Mouldy Bread


feed it to a duck you don't like
keep it an watch the mold grow and see the pretty colors
make penicillin


used Q-tip

axiom32

melt one end and attach a pin use as blow dart trhu bic biro

get him back in the studio to record some more with the lads

use as a baton for a really small cheerleader


steven segal memoirs

Deki

steven segal memoirs

light the grill with them

stuff up that hole the wind always comes in

make a fleet of paper boats and sail them down the river ( you can keep one for a little paper admirals hat)

hockey mask

Sarky

Uses for a hockey mask:

A colander for straining the water off that freshly-washed lettuce.
A stencil for spraypainting freckles onto your face.
A creepy lampshade.

Leftover carpet-cuttings?

Deki

Leftover carpet-cuttings?

cut into strips and put on some double sided tape- sell to bald men or women as instant mohawks

stitch up into a retro sixties vest

cover your car with them to avoid those parking lot dings

a picture of your ex

paddymc1

Sarky wrote: »

Uses for a hockey mask:

A colander for straining the water off that freshly-washed lettuce.
A stencil for spraypainting freckles onto your face.
A creepy lampshade.

Leftover carpet-cuttings?

Door mat for when you step inside to wipe your feet.
Replace old bit for the Dog kennel.
Bin it.


Eggs

Deki

Eggs

boil and color them
have an egg fight
blow the inside out and glue french hoop onto shells and wear as earrings

old starwars figures that have somehow lost their little heads

paddymc1

Deki wrote: »

Leftover carpet-cuttings?

cut into strips and put on some double sided tape- sell to bald men or women as instant mohawks

stitch up into a retro sixties vest

cover your car with them to avoid those parking lot dings

a picture of your ex

Shred it.
Burn it.
Depending on picture? Send it to all...

padocon

Deki wrote: »

Eggs

boil and color them
have an egg fight
blow the inside out and glue french hoop onto shells and wear as earrings

old starwars figures that have somehow lost their little heads

Glue on heads of all the presidents of America.
Bin them buy new ones!
Sell them a collectors items, with out heads!

An American flag

holly1

Fly it.
Fold it.
Wash it.

Banana.

padocon

Peel it
Eat it
Bin it

I hope you weren't thinking any different

A broken light bulb...

holly1

Feed the bits to the birds.
Stick bits together.
put salt on it.

Burnt toast

Deki

Burnt toast

Scrape off the burntparts and eat it anyway

give it to the dog- it's good for the stomach

frame it against some gingham background and claim it's art


a bent nail

holly1

Use it for a coat hook.
Straighten it.
stick it through your nose.

sour milk

Deki

sour milk

paint some outdoor flower pots with it so they'll grow moss

have someone else taste it then say "well, what do you think?"

pour it down the drain


a empty yogurt cup

holly1

Get another one,put string through them and you have a phone.
Sow a seed in it.
Paint it.

Lumpy cold porridge.