Things To Do With A . . .

colrow

Use it to mend a leaky radiator
Use it in a effed gearbox
Use it as a poultice
Put it in nifs pants

Zylophone

Deki

Lumpy cold porridge.

mix in blender with some mayo and use for facial

smear on someone's face and dab on some red food color and use as special effect in zombie movie

toss it outside-something:eek: will eat it

empty dish detergent bottle

Deki

Zylophone

play it -constantly the neighbors will love you

use it as a sofa table

turn on side and use as ladder for the very tiny man who lives under the floor

now try: empty dish soap bottle

padocon

Reuse
Recycle
Or Litter it!

<edit> A tin of red paint!

holly1

Paint the town red.
Paint your walls red.
Paint your big toe red.

Bottle of corked wine.

Deki

Bottle of corked wine.

uncork and drink
save for later
give it away

skeleton key

padocon

Skeleton Key??

holly1

Deki wrote: »

Bottle of corked wine.

uncork and drink
save for later
give it away

skeleton key

Open your neighbours door.
Open your daughters diary!!
Open the bank vault.

A bucket of manure.

twinkle77

padocon wrote: »

Skeleton Key??

give it back to the skeleton

break in somewhere

add it to all the other keys you dont know what they are for

a whoopie cushon

Deki

A bucket of manure.

make manure tea and fertilize the tomatoes

put some in paper bag put on porch of mean old lady/man in neighborhood ; set on fire
ring bell and run

throw at people you don't know


deck of only 50 playing cards

holly1

Burn them one by one.
Throw them up in the air.
Pick them up.

Clothes pegs.

Deki

Clothes pegs.

use as giant paperclips

paint them green and draw on teeth and eyes and tell children they are alligators

use them to clips to keep the hair out of your eyes

deflated basketball

holly1

Sit a baby in it.
Put it on your head
Keep your pegs in it.

Empty aquarium.

Deki

Empty aquarium.

Fill it with blue Jello and float goldfish crackers in it

grow a coal garden in it

fill it with dirt and use it to become a worm-keeper

salad tongs

jumpguy

Mix salad
Melt it
Pick up hot things
Pick up cold things
Pick up dirty things
Pick up things for no reason
Clipping someone's ears
Clipping someone's nose
Itching your back



A box of calgon with a free mug

Deki

A box of calgon with a free mug

raffle it off

keep it for yourself

sprinkle it into the empty aquarium - blow bubbles

a pair of lensless spectacles

holly1

Wear them and pretend they have lenses.
Cut out paper eyes and paint them,then stick in specs.
Use them as a hair band.

Empty egg box.

colrow

Stick em over the walls and ceiling to make an anechoic chamber
Stuff em down your pants as a protector when playing softball
Make paper mache models of your favourite donkey

Pubic Hair

holly1

Make a wig
make a mustash(sp)
Stuff a pillow.

Egg shells.

padocon

Paint them
Eat em!
Bin em!

Last weeks newspaper!

Deki

Egg shells.

break up and put in with flower pot dirt- can't remember why
glue them to a square of cardboard an color with magic markers for nifty mosiac
grind into a fine white powder...

dryer lint

holly1

Make a ball for the cat to play with.
Stuff in a cusion cover.
throw in the bin.

empty pill containers

Deki

empty pill containers

fill with M&Ms chug from container in front of friends- see if anyone cares

tie string to tops and then to a coathanger- diy mobile

get refills


empty plastic milk jug

Bonavox

Deki wrote: »

empty pill containers

fill with M&Ms chug from container in front of friends- see if anyone cares

tie string to tops and then to a coathanger- diy mobile

get refills


empty plastic milk jug

Empty Plastic Milk Jug

Buy new milk and pour the milk into the jug

See how many cotton buds can fit into without any overflow

Pretend its an empty and strange jam jar and put jam in it

A broken remote control

colrow

Just when you're about to be sentenced in court flip it out and say "Beam me up Scotty"
Put a buzzer in in and use it as a vibrator
Paint it pink and give it to Holly to match her pink Ka

Half a pound of goose fat

jumpguy

Cook it
Eat it raw
Freeze it
Throw it at passing vehicles
Melt it out and drink it (I just drank FAT)
Wash themselves in it
Use it in The Merchant of Venice
Use it as bait
Show other geese the fat to frighten and intimidate them


A completely deserted boards.ie

Deki

A completely deserted boards.ie

use it as a night light

count how many times the letter e appears in in thread( This should keep you busy for a while)

Go through all the "back" threads and see if you can't revitalize them.


a long yellow heavy duty bendy straw that came with my lemon shake (I've drank the shake:()

holly1

Blow bubbles in the empty cup.
Clean out your ears.
suck up malteesers.

An old Bra.

Deki

An old Bra.

use as double barreled slingshot

cut up and make two little hats for kiddies

use to carry two eggs, oranges or grapefruits- dependent upon size


dull fingernail clippers

colrow

Slip em in someones hand luggage, and watch em get searched

Split em in two and make 2 spinners for fishing

Use em as a fuse if you run out of fuse wire

Burnt Custard

staker

use it as a frisbee in the back garden

use it instead of spit on your ruler to flick at other class-mates

use it to power slide behind a boat instead of a surf-board


patsy kensit

holly1

Paint the walls.
Seal draughts.
Feed the birds.

Out of date rice.

Deki

Out of date rice.

scent with some perfumed oil and use as potpourri

fill a man's tube sock with it and when you need a heat wrap nuke it for 30 seconds - oh tie knot in open end of sock

put it in a bean bag instead of beans

old tire

holly1

Make it into a swing.
Plant flowers in the middle of it.
Throw it on a bonfire.

An insole.

Deki

An insole.

draw a picture on it and use it for a puppet

use it as a stamper- use red paint to stamp footprints up an down the sidewalk

put it injust the one shoe and hop

a enameled butterfly barrette that won't stay closed any longer

Matt Holck

sew is on your shoulder
use it as a frog lure
trade it for a custom bike

3 feet of clay

holly1

Sow flowers.
Fill buckets with it.
Dump it.

Shoulder pads.

Matt Holck

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Deki

let's see -dragon on your back


go trick or treating
knock it off
feed it and keep it as a pet

non working tv

colrow

Get the crt out and drop it on its neck, makes a great implosion.

Touch the anode and die

Stick some goldfish in it


Used teabags

Deki

Used teabags

put them on your eyes to get rid of puffiness

use them to dye cotton-gee, now it looks old and nasty.

layer them like tiny sandbags to build a tiny flood barrier

instruction manual for appliance you no longer own

holly1

Photocopy it.
Read it to a child at bedtime.
Emergancy loo paper.

Paint brush without bristles.

Deki

Paint brush without bristles.

glue a paper plate to it to make a fan

wrap some cotton soaked with lighter fluid around the bristle end light it for a torch

try to spin it on it's handle like a top


a small metal sand pail with picture of a turtle on one side
and whale blowing water on other side

holly1

Put sand in it and use it for an ashtray.
Make sandcastles.
Put it on your head and pretend its a hat.

Five very used,bald tennis balls.

Deki

Five very used,bald tennis balls.

juggle

string them as a "chunky" necklace -decorate them if you wish

use them to make sock puppet mouths- put on a show !

5 foot long neon green guitar cord with short

Matt Holck

like it to taste the chords
use it to keep my pants up
twist it until it works

amplified feedback

staker

post it in the wrong thread

blow out a jeweller's window n rob it

use it to drown out street noise at night -time


wine cork

holly1

Hang it out of a hat.
Use it with a catapult.
Bung up a hole.

Old secented candle wax.

staker

reheat n seal up leaky guttering.

roll it up n chew it

flatten it with a hammer and make jigsaw pieces

dustcap off a wheel valve

Deki

dustcap off a wheel valve

use it as a lucky piece- if you lose it no more luck

sell it as a collector's item at online auction- say it was once owned by someone famous

paint it red and use as the nose for a very tiny clown


a pink over-all flower patterned plastic shower cap