Things To Do With A . . .

pretty-in-pink

taunt shylock till shylock cries- then cook it for shylock
feed it to some homeless dogs
throw it in the river

the keys to my house

Deki

Tie them on strings hang outside and let them "clink" in the wind
Hide them inside and play a rousing game of "Find Pretty-in-Pink's housekeys"
paste together a ransom note telling you to deliver cadbury easter eggs to a secret location if you want to see them again.

an easter basket with only a few strands of green plastic grass inside?

pretty-in-pink

fill it with all kinds of chocolate eggs and sweeties
Fashion it into a hat
Make it into a bed for my cat

a rock shaped like a love heart

Deki

write "I Luv U" on it and throw it at your sweetie
frost it up like a cake and laugh when the fork won't go through it
kiss it and tell it your secrets and keep it for-ever.

a canning jar full of buttons

staker

fill it with water to stop it rattling
use the can to roll the buttons out on a plaster mosaic
swop it for a can of kidney beans on April 1st

a spare wheelbarrow wheel

Matt Holck

roll out the dough
experiment with torque displacement
attach to the base of the cross you're dragging

a ticking clock

CUCINA

A ticking clock

Throw it out of the window in case there's a bomb inside

Check to make sure it ticks sixty times per minute

Make sure the hands aren't going ant-clockwise

Hot water bottle with no cap

Deki

!. Stuff it full of cotton and use it as a mini pillow.
2. Cut it up into thick rubber band and fire them off at folks
3. decorate it with painted macaroni, cut a little window in it use for a picture frame- may need glitter:)

A roll of silvery- gray duct tape;)

staker

Use it to tape the video to the telly
A Brazilian:pac:
Trap an ant and ask him to find the corner


An empty matchbox

Deki

1. find two more and glue them on top of each other as a doll house chest of drawers
2. Put a fake spider inside and give them to a friend on April Fool's Day- a real spider might be more fun.
3. line it with tissue and use it to bury dead flies.


an empty small velvet draw string bag - it's red.

James T Kirk

1. Keep my priceless diamonds in it.

2. Put my hand in and make a puppet.

3. Bring my sandwiches to work in it.

A can of hairspray...

Deki

1. use it as a fixative for pastel drawings- works better thanthat banana smelling stuff:)
2.spray it in someone who is threatening me eyes (maybe light it on fire first)
3. spray flies it stiffens their little wings:)


a hollowed out cow's horn.

James T Kirk

Deki wrote: »

1. use it as a fixative for pastel drawings- works better thanthat banana smelling stuff:)
2.spray it in someone who is threatening me eyes (maybe light it on fire first)
3. spray flies it stiffens their little wings:)


a hollowed out cow's horn.

Ha ha! You been hangin' with The Wolf too long, Deks.

1. Obviously gonna try blow that horn like a horny Viking.

2. Drink beer from it. (Also like a horny Viking, I suppose.)

3. Show it to a cow, see what happens.

Deki

You may be right James.
You forgot to post an item

James T Kirk

Ha ha! Sorry there...

Eh...

Let me think...

carpet shampoo!

Deki

!. use it to blow bubbles
2, use as lubricant to remove stuck rings
3 ummm... shampoo the carpet?:p


a pack of 6 smokehouse crackers