Young lads just dont know how to do it right

MBC · 17-07-2009 4:37pm #1

Some years ago, Paddy married an attractive woman, Maggie, half
his age, in a small coastal Irish community..

After several months, Maggie complained that she had never
climaxed during sex and according to her Grandmother all Irish women are entitled to a climax once in a while.

So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the Veterinarian
since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in the village. The Vet
didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his
mother and father would fan a cow that was having difficulty breeding
with a big towel. This would cool her down and make her relax.

So the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile young man to wave
a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said,
would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax. So the
couple hired a strong young man from Dublin to wave that big towel over
them as the Vet suggested.

After many efforts, Maggie still had not climaxed so they went
back to the Vet. The Vet said for her to change partners and let the
young man have sex with her while Paddy waved the big towel. They tried
it that night and Maggie went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting
climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a half hours.

When it was over, Paddy looked down at the exhausted young man
and in a boasting voice said: 'And that, me son, is how ya wave a
fukkin' towel!'