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Scummiest thing you've ever seen ?

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    #152
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Suzannem wrote: »
    I remeber in college a guy had this massive spot in the middle of his forehead, with a big white top on it.

    Was it a dunnes top, cos that's just cheap tbh..


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    #153
    A7X
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,084 ✭✭✭A7X


    Once I got a burger in McDonalds in the Square in Talaght and there was a hair in it...
    by in it I mean the actual meat. IIRC it was a pube aswell. :(


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    #154
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    Was it a dunnes top, cos that's just cheap tbh..

    sis you have your wheatabix ? :pac:


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    #155
    BlackMamba
    Closed Accounts Posts: 332 ✭✭BlackMamba


    Scummiest thing I've seen: Was in a pub when a lad went to the bathroom. His "friends" proceeded to egg on one of them to put his penis in the lad's pint. He came back from the b/room and drank his pint.....EW!!

    Another thing...walking down Ormonde Quay from Bondi in April when I was greeted by the sight of some drunk one with her dress up around her waist, going commando. It burned my eyes.


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    #156
    yerayeah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 804 ✭✭✭yerayeah


    Paddy's Day, walking back to my apartment and near the steps there's this girl sitting on the ground with her head in her legs after depositing an unholy amount of vom onto the ground next to her...

    It was washed up the next morning but the imprint stayed until the summer:eek:


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    #157
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    yerayeah wrote: »
    Paddy's Day, walking back to my apartment and near the steps there's this girl sitting on the ground with her head in her legs after depositing an unholy amount of vom onto the ground next to her...

    It was washed up the next morning but the imprint stayed until the summer:eek:
    :eek:

    Someone decapitated her on the beach!!!


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    #158
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Latchy wrote: »
    Pieballs 3 - 0 Guy from upper class area

    I'd call them emptyballs now
    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    :eek:

    Someone decapitated her on the beach!!!

    :pac::pac::pac:


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    #159
    Darksaga87
    Registered Users Posts: 2,983 ✭✭✭Darksaga87


    There was a story printed in the local newspaper a few years back about some chinese guy who had wanked into a burger in a mcdonalds. was caught on camera, and the girl got very sick and sued the ass out of the chain!!

    Still cant eat there.


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    #160
    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Darksaga87 wrote: »
    There was a story printed in the local newspaper a few years back about some chinese guy who had wanked into a burger in a mcdonalds. was caught on camera, and the girl got very sick and sued the ass out of the chain!!

    Still cant eat there.

    Just don't order any mayo on your burger.:eek:


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    #161
    Demonique
    Registered Users Posts: 2,825 ✭✭✭Demonique


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    What's a jazz rag? :confused:

    Probably meant 'jizz' rag, as in a **** mag.


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    #162
    tony 2 tone
    Registered Users Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭tony 2 tone


    Demonique wrote: »
    Probably meant 'jizz' rag, as in a **** mag.

    A Jazz mag is what you read while unloading into a jizz rag. :D


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    #163
    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    I was on the 38 bus a while ago, and some junkie bitch asked me to hold her 'babby' while she rolled a joint.

    I win.


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    #164
    and2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 143 ✭✭and2


    Another Oxegen story.. bloke with gonorrhea squeezing puss out of his d1ck, sorry to say I know him.. he was also supposed to have got a BJ of some poor girl.. nasty

    sorry for anyone still eating breakfast


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    #165
    salonfire
    Registered Users Posts: 3,078 ✭✭✭salonfire


    Darksaga87 wrote: »
    There was a story printed in the local newspaper a few years back about some chinese guy who had wanked into a burger in a mcdonalds. was caught on camera, and the girl got very sick and sued the ass out of the chain!!

    Still cant eat there.

    Urban legend tbh. I've heard that lots of times about McDonalds


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    #166
    mirwillbeback
    Registered Users Posts: 2,006 ✭✭✭mirwillbeback


    sugarman wrote: »
    Group of trgrannies flashing as they went by on a horse & carrage on Dame Street a couple of weekends back. Put me right off my breakie roll:mad:

    now this would be scummy


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    #167
    brandon_flowers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭brandon_flowers


    A rough lad from Donegal I went to college with in Edinburgh carried his empty pint glass into the jacks with him and dropped a big log into it. Walked up to the bar after cool as a breeze and said "Hi Barman, the drink here is ****" and walked out the door. He did it completely without warning, its one of the sickest things Ive seen but one of the funniest at the same time.


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    #168
    jayteecork
    Site Banned Posts: 5,676 ✭✭✭jayteecork


    And how on earth do you get "very sick" from drinking semen?

    If that was the case 60% of the world's population would be very sick.


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    #169
    Darksaga87
    Registered Users Posts: 2,983 ✭✭✭Darksaga87


    jayteecork wrote: »
    And how on earth do you get "very sick" from drinking semen?

    If that was the case 60% of the world's population would be very sick.

    you havent taken any sick days then?:D:D j/k


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    #170
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Reading some of the story's here one could get paronoid about ever eating a McDonalds again .


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    #171
    Gillington
    Registered Users Posts: 3,555 ✭✭✭Gillington


    At an Aslan gig years ago,saw an auld lad on the dancefloor injecting himself around the groin with two lads sorta playing security and watchout.Never went to an Aslan gig again.

    Also saw a girl getting beaten up in Vietnam with a bicycyle helmet by a fella,we broke it up taking a few smacks ourselves but we shoulda buried him,the scumbag.


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    #172
    WillieCocker
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    A7X wrote: »
    Once I got a burger in McDonalds in the Square in Talaght and there was a hair in it...
    by in it I mean the actual meat. IIRC it was a pube aswell. :(

    Was it a McFish burger......?
    Sorry, i only ask as you say it was a pube....
    How could you tell.?


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    #173
    beardo81
    Registered Users Posts: 1,012 ✭✭✭beardo81


    Gillington wrote: »
    At an Aslan gig years ago,saw an auld lad on the dancefloor injecting himself around the groin with two lads sorta playing security and watchout.Never went to an Aslan gig again.

    Well if they had thrown out Chrisy Dignam at his own gig it would have been bad form, eh?


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    #174
    Darksaga87
    Registered Users Posts: 2,983 ✭✭✭Darksaga87


    salonfire wrote: »
    Urban legend tbh. I've heard that lots of times about McDonalds


    Im sure it is, but still, you cant say with 100% confidence that someone has not messed with your food ....ever!


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    #175
    Bill-e
    Registered Users Posts: 986 ✭✭✭Bill-e


    I was getting a Hot chicken wrap from spar one time and I saw this smelly homeless woman with ringworm all over her scalp eating a tin of pedigree chum with a plastic fork. The sight and smell of her made my stomach flip, especially bad cause I had a hangover and was weak with hunger.

    Then on the way out of the spar I was walking by and saw her squatting over and attempting to drop a runny sh!t into the empty tin. She wasn't having much luck and it was going everywhere but the tin. It was all over the heel of her shoe like! What a fu*king liberty!
    It took me a good 10 mins before I could make any attempt to eat me chicken wrap after what I had just seen.


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    #176
    Aidric
    Registered Users Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    I love this thread.


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    #177
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Aidric wrote: »
    I love this thread.
    Thats the scummiest thing ive ever seen


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    #178
    DEVEREUX
    Registered Users Posts: 541 ✭✭✭DEVEREUX


    two junkies havin some sort of sexual intercourse top deck back of the bus god im gagging just thinkin about it,:eek: the laboured huffing sounds are burned into my brain forever:eek:


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    #179
    masonman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 168 ✭✭masonman


    jayteecork wrote: »
    And how on earth do you get "very sick" from drinking semen?

    If that was the case 60% of the world's population would be very sick.


    60%? I must be talking to the wrong women


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    #180
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    masonman wrote: »
    60%? I must be talking to the wrong women

    Or the wrong men!


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    #181
    thomond2006
    Registered Users Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


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