"I love the smell of Boardsies in the morning"

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Hilarious website.. enter a keyword and see it appear in famous movie quotes... better than is sounds! :pac:

Some of my faves so far....

"Houston, we have a penis."

"I find your lack of minge hair disturbing"

"When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my anus. That's the price she has to pay."

"Well, a knob's a knob, but they call it 'le knob.'"

[Jackass]

"Killing me won't bring back your aborted baby."

"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful STD."

"May the Hairy Hands be with you."

"I'm a goddamn marvel of modern Tranny love."

"Come with anal rape if you want to live."

"Funny like I'm a Mexican Midget? I amuse you?"

This is fun

Much better if you keep putting in the same word.....


Here's looking at knacker, kid.

Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the knacker.

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the knacker.

and, my personal favourite

"That'll do, knacker. That'll do."

Edit: the very next one i got was:

"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty knacker."

Edit number 2:

This just gets better and better.....

"Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to yore ma."
"We can't stop here. This is yore ma country."
"Madness? This is Yore Ma!"
"This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old yore ma." (Clockwork Orange, I think)
"Come with yore ma if you want to live."
"This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost caught Yore Ma."

donvito99

I do wish we could chat longer, but I 'm having an old mickey for dinner.

-Thread excellente

MoonDancer

You take the blue boards.ie - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.

I defy you! Come and kneel before Boards.ie!

I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a boards.ie lasts forever.

E.T. phone boards.ie.

I say we take off and nuke the entire boards.ie from orbit.

lol

Saibh

All work and no boards makes Jack a dull boy (The Shining)

Play it, Sam. Play 'As After Hours goes by' (Casablanca)

First rule of Saibh Club is - you do not talk about Saibh Club (Fight Club)

Hal1

We'll always have Swine Flu.

Everybody! Everybody wants a piece of swine flu!

Go back to the swine flu. You shall not pass.

Here's looking at swine flu, kid.

Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my swine flu, in this life or the next.

:pac:

baglady

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Penis' at will to old ladies.


I find your lack of penis disturbing.

I am big! It's the penis that got small.

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little penis, too!

Keep your friends close, but your penis closer.

Ray, if someone asks if you are a penis, you say, 'yes!'


can't believe I found this so funny!!!

Prundic

' When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my willy. That's the price she has to pay. '

' The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "Willy." '

' I ate his willy with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. '

:pac::eek:

Say hello to my little cock!

ScumLord

The more ordinary the word the funnier it seems to get.

I see dead mouse
I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this biro.
That's no moon. It's a coffee
You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the plug.
Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a Finger?
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my chair.

TanG411

"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the condom"

:pac:

Thanks OP

Jesus Juice

''If you build it, shit will come.''

Brilliant!!

yurmothrintites

You know the difference between you and me? I make recession look good.

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your ass together and blow

You're gonna need a bigger muff.

sean6477

Well, here's another nice jack shít you've gotten me into!

You had me at 'jack shít'.

Here's looking at jack shít, kid.

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your jack shít together and blow.

TanG411

"Round up the usual erection"

"All right, Mr. DeMille. I'm ready for my erection"

"Killing me won't bring back your erection"

"I love the smell of erection in the morning"

"A boy's best friend is his erection" :pac:

"With great power comes great toothpaste"

"Everybody! Everybody wants a piece of viagra"

"Keep your friends close, but your herpes closer"

"Okay here's the plan, we get the warhead and then hold the world ransom for. . . . One million boobies!"

I enjoy that site

herisson

Nobody puts W-hore in a corner

Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful w-hore

Houston, we have a w-hore

I could dance with you 'til the w-hore come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the whore 'til you came home
Keep your friends close, but your w-hore closer

All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my w-hore

You want the whore? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.

Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a whore!

Will

Killing me won't bring back your vasectomy.

That'll do, vasectomy. That'll do.

This is your vasectomy for your husband... and this is my vasectomy for your vasectomy.

I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a vasectomy lasts forever.

Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vasectomy, in this life or the next.

I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a vasectomy! What a vasectomy!

What? Twelve dollars and we don't even get a vasectomy?

Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the vasectomy.

PoliteFrisbee

"Listen to them. Children of the Condom. What music they make.":pac:

Can't... Stop... Laughing..:D
Thank you OP

A Neurotic

You gonna bark all day, little ejaculation? Or are you gonna bite?

gorrrr72

It would be funny if the next general election posters had these as slogans.


I defy you! Come and kneel before Brian Cowen!

You can't handle the brian cowen!

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little brian cowen, too!

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty brian cowen!

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the brian cowen.

If you build it, brian cowen will come.

Tell me something, Billy. How come a cute little brian cowen like this can turn into a thousand ugly monsters?

To brian cowen, and beyond!

Better to be king for a night than brian cowen for a lifetime.

You're gonna need a bigger brian cowen.

Brian Cowen! Why did it have to be brian cowen?

The power of Brian Cowen compels you.

I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take brian cowen anymore!

Dave147

There is an arsebandit coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?

I say we take off and nuke the entire bungalow from orbit.

The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "Bungalow."

Jesus Wept

You're gonna need a bigger gicker.
Which movie was this quote from?
Jaws (1975)
(the missing word was 'boat')


Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his gicker.
Which movie was this quote from?
It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
(the missing word was 'wings')


I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your gicker will be out of style!
Which movie was this quote from?
The Goonies (1985)
(the missing word was 'clothes')

The power of Gicker compels you.
Which movie was this quote from?
The Exorcist (1973)
(the missing word was 'Christ')

giggsy664

Word used: Boards

Listen to them. Children of the Boards. What music they make.
Dracula (1931)
(the missing word was 'night')

I love the smell of Boards in the morning.
Apocalypse Now (1979)
(the missing word was 'napalm')

One Boards's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
The Lost Weekend (1945)
(the missing word was 'drink')

Boards? Where we're going we don't need Boards.
Back to the Future (1985)
(the missing word was 'Roads')

We can't stop here. This is Boards country.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)
(the missing word was 'bat')

Pygmalion

"Funny like I'm a ******? I amuse you?"

"I am the author. You are the Jew. I outrank you!"

"First rule of Flute Club is - you do not talk about Flute Club."

"You had me at 'spare change'."

"Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a cookie monster!"

"I'm Kianu Reeves! I'm Kianu Reeves!" (Spartacus)

"Hasta la vista, commie bastard."

Fluorescence

"You've got Mary Harney on you." Ouch :pac:

"Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its snot."

"Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to STDs."

"Ray, if someone asks if you are a reindeer, you say, 'yes!'"

"I have always depended on the kindness of arse."

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world lethal amounts of alcohol didn't exist."

"You know the difference between you and me? I make death look good."

Ahoy!

Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy ****e.

This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old vagina.

eddiehead

With great power comes great buttsecks

Sea Sharp

I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take blow job anymore!

Few men ever swapped more than one blow job with Sean Regan.

As God is my blow job, I'll never be hungry again.




If you build it, cum stain will come.

Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty cum stain.

I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a cum stain! What a cum stain!

El Weirdo

That's no moon. It's a bollocks.

You're gonna need a bigger bollocks.

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel bollocks?' Well, do ya, punk?

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my bollocks. That's the price she has to pay.

You had me at 'bollocks'.

They may take away our bollocks, but they'll never take our freedom

I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old bollocks for dinner.

Keep your friends close, but your bollocks closer.

Duff

Hasta la vista, gimp.

The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "Gimp."

You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a gimp.

Flaps? Where we're going we don't need flaps.

I love the smell of flaps in the morning.

If you build it, flaps will come.


Words cannot describe the awesome!