"I love the smell of Boardsies in the morning"

bronte

I feel the need - the need for fart!
Top Gun (1986)
(the missing word was 'speed')

Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my fart, in this life or the next.
Gladiator (2000)
(the missing word was 'vengeance')

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the fart.
The Dark Knight (2008)
(the missing word was 'villain')


I'm king of the fart!
Titanic (1997)
(the missing word was 'world')

The power of Fart compels you.
The Exorcist (1973)
(the missing word was 'Christ')

RandolphEsq

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world Randolph J. Winston didn't exist"

"You gonna bark all day, little Randolph J. Winston? Or are you gonna bite?"

"Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Randolph J. Winston"

silvervixen84

That's no moon. It's a boob.

I'm king of the fugly!

I'm going to make him a snot he can't refuse.

I love the smell of sweat in the morning.

Made it Ma! Top of the massive willy!

And for an hour, for an hour - I'm the best multiple orgasm in the world....

Niall09

"I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a fart! What a fart!"
:pac:

Jumpy

The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "Knob."

dr.bollocko

Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its bollocko.

There is nothing except this! There is no art opening; there is no benefit; there is nothing to sign. There is the next bollocko, and nothing else.

No, Mr. Bond, I expect bollocko to die.

One bollocko's too many, and a hundred's not enough.

A boy's best friend is his bollocko.

I would go and see that movie.

Niall09

"You want the penis? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down."

"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your yore ma together and blow."

"One morning I shot an elephant in my recycling bin. How he got in my recycling bin, I don't know."

"I'm going to make him a recycling bin he can't refuse." - Pardon the pun

WindSock

Here's looking at arse, kid.

That'll do sugartits, that'll do

Tell me something, Billy. How come a cute little gee like this can turn into a thousand ugly monsters?

You're only supposed to blow the bloody windsock off!

Spastafarian

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your wrinkly fannyflaps together and blow.

Made it, Ma! Top of the boner!

First rule of Marty Whelan's Knob Club is - you do not talk about Marty Whelan's Knob Club.

SV

"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful shite."

"One shite's too many, and a hundred's not enough."

"You know the difference between you and me? I make shite look good."

"When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my shite. That's the price she has to pay."

"They may take away our shite, but they'll never take our freedom!"

"We'll always have shite."

"No other factory in the world mixes its shite by waterfall. But it's the only way if you want it just... right."

"shite, for lack of a better word, is good."

"I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American shite."



lmao, using the same word over and over again is brilliant.
some good laughs with this :D

Overblood

I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old shite for dinner.

Overblood

Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a Shite?

Overblood

My mama always said life was like a box of nob cheese.

cardio,shoot me

All work and no penis makes Jack a dull boy. easily the best evar!

rainbow kirby

May the Scrotum be with you.

Keep your friends close, but your anal beads closer.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my minge. Prepare to die!

I find your lack of used tampon disturbing.

Tell me something, Billy. How come a cute little broken condom like this can turn into a thousand ugly monsters?

This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old scissoring.

All work and no felching makes Jack a dull boy.

jiltloop

\\Few men ever swapped more than one pubic hair with Sean Regan \\Perfect organism, it's structural perfection is matched only by its pubic hair.\\They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into a pubic hair.\\I don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a pubic hair.\\Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy pubic hair.\\Mrs Robinson you're trying to seduce pubic hair. Aren't you?\\This is your pubic hair for your husband... and this is my pubic hair for your pubic hair .\\Dave, my pubic hair is going! I can feel it! I can feel it!\\I defy you! Come and kneel before Pubic Hair !

jiltloop

Sorry about above lump of text, it won't keep the spaces between the lines in hence the need to introduce the back slashs.

latenia

So juvenile...

I have a head for business and a gee for sin.

Round up the usual gee.

I love the smell of gee in the morning.

I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your gee will be out of style!

Gee? Where we're going we don't need gee.

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little gee, too!

A gee. Shaken, not stirred.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Gee Room!

Gee, for lack of a better word, is good.

Remember, you're fighting for this woman's gee, which is probably more than she ever did.

twanda

"Lions and tigers and tits, oh my!"
"I'm here to fight for truth, justice and the american tits"
"Say hello to my little tits"

LOL

Anthem

Keep your friends close, but your rhubarb closer.:pac: