Money making.

Doyler92

Hi. I'm a 17 year old looking for ways to make a bit of extra cash. I have a job in the local shop but it doesn't pay very well. Just wondering do you's have any idea's of how I could make myself some extra cash.

Smart Bug

Is the shop well established? If so you can contact suppliers and get lots of stock in on credit, then re-sell it for discount prices through a fence. You can also take out a bank loan for 'refurbishments', and once you've finally bust out the joint you can burn it down for the insurance money.

* note to self: may need to stop reading Goodfellas...

Pimp yourself out to one thousand fat chicks for €50 a piece.

Doyler92

Yeah that's worth a try but it's a bit dodgy. I was thinking of ways outside that job. I don't really like being in there. Any more idea's

Doyler92

If you wanna help me with the pimping business I'd be more than happy

Poor Uncle Tom

You want to double up on your job,
Double Post.....:rolleyes:

Hmmmm

Is there something we should know?

genericguy

really random idea, but you could advertise a dog-walking service. I know a girl your age in blanch doing that and she's raking it in from the oul wans and such. e5 a pop maybe?

Alessandra

Ask for more hours at work? Are you getting the min wage(cos it's not bad to live on at your age).

Maybe mow lawns and do gardening for people. Place an ad in the shop/local newspaper?

Doyler92

Yeah the dog walking idea could be a good one. I'll think about that one.
And yes I'm on min wage but I can't get any more hours. The shop isn't working out too well. I worked in it before and it shut down with the old owner.

**Timbuk2**

Donate sperm.

Profit.

Doyler92

Well that sounds like a good one. I'm gonna look that it. Easy and profitable.

bladespin

Start our own business, see what you can do and what others will pay so they don't have to (walking dogs, painting, mowing lawns, washing cars etc etc, there's still lot of opportunity out there, you just have to look.

Smart Bug

Offer Dutch Rudder services at your local old folks home.

Doyler92

See I wouldn't be the best painter. Or car washer. I'm still looknig for many idea's. Thanks everyone for their idea's keep them coming.

Overblood

**Timbuk2** wrote: »

Donate sperm.

Profit.

Where can you donate sperm? And how much do you get per blown load?

Drummerboy2

If you could get yourself a bike and a loan of a ladder because there is definitely a market for clearing the guttering of houses.

Doyler92

Yeah I was googling the sperm donation and no clear cut answers were coming up for me about where and how much

Mike...

Deleted User wrote: »

Pimp yourself out to one thousand fat chicks for €50 a piece.

Or 100 really fat chicks for €100 a go

Don't get me wrong fat chicks need loving too

But they gotta pay

Smart Bug

Drummerboy2 wrote: »

If you could get yourself a bike and a loan of a ladder because there is definitely a market for clearing the guttering of houses.

By cycling in them?!

Mike...

Smart Bug wrote: »

Offer Dutch Rudder services at your local old folks home.

Dutch Rudder
When a man masturbates, and another person grabs his arm and makes him do the motion. It's sort of like a cross between masturbation and a handjob. He is still holding on, but the other person is still moving your arm.

Smart Bug

Mike... wrote: »

Dutch Rudder
When a man masturbates, and another person grabs his arm and makes him do the motion. It's sort of like a cross between masturbation and a handjob. He is still holding on, but the other person is still moving your arm.

Exactly. I reckon the old dude's arthritic hands could manage the gripping but the strenght mighn't be there to go through the motions, so that's where Doyler92 steps in. Jaysus, he could even do 2 ata a time, doubling his efficiency & profit.

CDfm

Paper delivery and probably contacting local businness's for leaflet delivery telling them you will do it

Doyler92

Lads I'll leave the dutch rudder to you's. And I rang the community voice because my friend delvers for them. They said they have enough people as it is.

Blazer

Steal ciggies + alcohol from the shop and flog them to you mates..
nice little earner.
Or start offering coke etc on the side...nice little earner..and the cops will do fcukall about you.

Doyler92

Done the ciggies but he made them too safe to rob. Shop hasn't got a licence for alcohol. Coke sounds good get me some yeah

CDfm

Doyler92 wrote: »

Lads I'll leave the dutch rudder to you's. And I rang the community voice because my friend delvers for them. They said they have enough people as it is.

What I meant was the local businesses that do leaflets or business cards into estates. So checkout leaflet delivery in the golden pages and also your local dominos or taxi firm etc or even your local Dunnes or Supervalu who all get leaflets delivered.

They dont deliver themselves.

Loomis

You're probably going to just say no, but...



Gay porn?

Niall Keane

The OP asked how to MAKE money, not earn it. What you need is a reasonable scanner and a good quality printer.;)

CutzEr

Niall Keane wrote: »

The OP asked how to MAKE money, not earn it. What you need is a reasonable scanner and a good quality printer.;)

When one €5 falls in love with another €5 note..

Doyler92

I know this is a stupid question but what does OP mean. And yeah I'll check out the leaflet business. And printer sounds good I have a cheapo one from Lidl. You would be better off drawing money it would look better.

biko

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