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Post here to get banned for a random length of time - EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER

Sarky · 2009-07-21 13:36:52

The Extreme Stupidity Filter is back by popular demand. Bans ARE RANDOM, although if you want a longer ban, just mention it in your post or PM one of the mods, and we'll see to your request ASAP. Thanks, The management. NOTE: Moderators of The Cuckoo's Nest are exempt. We just can't ban eachother, no matter how hard I tr-…

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#422 07-03-2010 3:58pm

Fago!

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And I want that job!

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#423 07-03-2010 3:58pm

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Maybe someday. When your ankles fill out a bit more.

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#424 07-03-2010 4:01pm

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Ahw sweet! I assume that's how you got the job!

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#425 07-03-2010 4:07pm

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Oh you can't be a moderator with weak ankles.

Or a gag reflex, but that's neither here nor there.

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#426 07-03-2010 4:11pm

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I have no gag reflex and concrete ankles! Am I a mod now?

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#427 07-03-2010 4:16pm

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That was quick. Yeah, I guess you are. Try out your newfound powars in TLL.

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#428 07-03-2010 4:20pm

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No can do. Banned there for another 2 weeks! Con sarn it!

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#429 07-03-2010 8:38pm

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Fago_25 wrote: »

By foz.

Hi everyone.

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

fozzle has immunity

Fago_25 wrote: »

Oh right. Sorry foz.

Hey foz *Waves*

*dances*

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#430 07-03-2010 8:45pm

Fago!

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Are you as cool as the bible tells?

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#431 09-03-2010 10:42pm

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Fago! wrote: »

Are you as cool as the bible tells?

Mise? No, a little cooler. And taller too. Less of the water-to-wine though, which is a shame....

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#432 10-03-2010 1:37am

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More like wine to more wine, to vomit!

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#433 10-03-2010 9:51pm

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I could do with another long hard ban!!!!! (yes i know thats what she said ) go on i dares ya!:D

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#434 10-03-2010 9:57pm

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I hope 4 months is enough. If it's not, PM me with details, k? k.

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#435 10-03-2010 10:09pm

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Go Sarky. Bye freyner.

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#436 18-03-2010 5:38pm

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How long am I banned for?

(be gentle, it's my 1st time)

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#437 18-03-2010 5:41pm

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I don't ban anyone here for less than 3 weeks.

OP edited to reflect this.

Enjoy your ban!

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#438 19-03-2010 11:36pm

Fago!

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Bye bonito.

Hey Sarky. I said hello.

ANSWER MEEE!

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#439 19-03-2010 11:50pm

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Hi.

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#440 20-03-2010 12:54am

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Bored with tcn nowadays are ya?

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#441 20-03-2010 12:56am

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No. Why on earth would you think that?

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#442 20-03-2010 1:08am

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Oh no reason. Not a reason in t'world Mr Mod man. Nooope.

*Nervously whips out bottle of bourbon*

*Sips gulps*

*falls down*

*Ryan Tubridy*

*Sarky's a cork langer*

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#443 20-03-2010 1:17am

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Galway langer, thank you very much. I only moved to Cork recently.

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#444 20-03-2010 1:22am

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Ah. People from Galway aren't langers though. God knows what they are. They're better then Limerick-onians though.

/ewe

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#445 22-03-2010 1:11am

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Can someone send me oil pls? Is cold. poor meeeee.

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#446 22-03-2010 1:16am

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAUBV_e-8uE

Perhaps if you headbang enough you'll warm up?

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#447 22-03-2010 1:16am

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fozzle wrote: »

Can someone send me oil pls? Is cold. poor meeeee.

*Hands fozz some oil*

There ya go.

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#448 22-03-2010 1:17am

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Fago! wrote: »

*Hands fozz some oil*

There ya go.

Ew. It dripped everywhere. Now i'm sticky.

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#449 22-03-2010 1:18am

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Yay! Ak Dak!

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#450 22-03-2010 1:20am

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fozzle wrote: »

Ew. It dripped everywhere. Now i'm sticky.

To the sticky thread you go son.

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#451 24-03-2010 4:03am

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Sarky wrote: »

The Extreme Stupidity Filter is back by popular demand.

Bans will never be shorter than 3 weeks in length, although if you want a longer ban, just mention it in your post or PM one of the mods, and we'll see to your request ASAP.

Thanks,
The management.

NOTE:

Moderators of The Cuckoo's Nest are exempt. We just can't ban eachother, no matter how hard I tr- WE try.

Other users may be given ban immunity in this thread for contributing in a significant fashion to "teh silly". A list of such people will be kept in the Charter.

There are many, many people who decided they'd had enough of TCN and asked previous overlord amp to permaban them in the original thread. Seeing as that thread has disappeared completely, I'm offering an amnesty for previously banned folk. Drop me or Tar a PM and plead your case, and we might just let you back in to this haven of silleh.

AHA! I found the original thread! That there is the daddy of them all. Amp permanently banned everyone who posted on that thread, save for a few souls he granted immunity, and the admins. He never, ever lifted a single ban, either. You kids really don't know how easy you have it.

How Unsilly these guidelines are,not Silly enough''''''''''Internet FAIL!

Boards offline again,how silly is that?

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