Post here to get banned for a random length of time - EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER

Sarky

I have to spell it out because people who post here are extremely stupid.

Fago!

By du.

What's wrong with the guidelines? They're as clear as a northsider's prison record.

Sarky

To be fair, he did miss a couple of guidelines, because my keyboard had stopped working about half way through the original post, so I just wrote out the rest and glued them onto my screen.

Fago!

Soo much effort. Why dint ya just write them on the screen in crayon like a pregnant wimmin do in New Zealand?

Sarky

Cos then I wouldn't have been able to see the screen when I want to play Bible Adventures, duh.

Fago!

The bible is fiction you know. Written by canadian swing singer Michael Bible - Who's recent hit "Just haven't crucified you yet" topped the Israeli charts.

WindSock

You can't ban ME, humph :mad:

Sarky

Damn it he's right!

Fago!

I want burritos.

Sarky

STOP FACEBOOK STALKING ME! :eek:

Fago!

Mwahahahahahaha.

The Soviet Union will rise again!!!!!!!

Jay P

Sarky wrote: »

I have to spell it out because people who post here are extremely stupid.

Not necessarily. Maybe people are bored, and getting banned is just a way for them to fill up some time.

I, for one, am not stupid. I like coming back here to remind myself of the time I had immunity for a week.

Sarky

It's a crying shame the regulars of the day didn't listen to you back then. The amount of twisted knickers would have been much lower. Oh well. Hope you like the ban.

Gardalover

!Cuckkoo! :mad:

Sarky

Don't come back until you can spell "Cuckoo".

Or 3 weeks, whichever's first.

cyberwolf77

C-u-c-k-o-o

Sarky

Good work there.

cyberwolf77

Not that hard really. This is hard.
*Vanishes in cloud of smoke*

Wazdakka

Sarky

God I love Frisky Dingo. Not enough to stop banning you for 3 weeks, but I do appreciate the effort.

BluesBerry

Midnight EG made me post here:(

NoDice

Midnight EG made me do this too.. I'm scared... I don't want to be banned...... :(

BluesBerry

NoDice wrote: »

Midnight EG made me do this too.. I'm scared... I don't want to be banned...... :(

Hehe It's coming so you better get your vaseline handy :pac:

Midnight_EG wrote: »

SARRRKYYYYYYY, YOU'RE GONNA BE HAPPY WITH ME =D

:pac::pac::pac::pac:

Yeah Sarky pat that man on the back for a job well done

Mr Freeze

eh.....hello?

NoDice

Vaseline??? NOOOOOO!! I knew I forgot to pack something this morning!!!!

Sarky

3 weeks off for all my loyal subjects. Including Midnight_EG, who should know that mods can see deleted posts.

Fago!

Woo woo Woo

Bonito

Well sir. Seeing as you are now retiring. I give you permission to permaban me from this haven. Do it quick, before the buffoons take over. God speed.

Sarky

Whoops. Forgot about this. Bonito permabanned. Sorry for the delay!

cyberwolf77