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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I have 10K posts wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    fago, go delete 13 extra posts... go on. then itll be 10k


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,826 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Kill them all!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I have 10K + a few posts


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Huzzah!

    Now, tell me, where are all these unexpecting posters that shall be banned? Must I really set out traps?

    ( oh and hello there mr wolf )


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    (>'-')>

    <('-'<)

    ^('-')^



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Kirby having an epileptic fit? I knew Nintendo were working the poor thing too hard.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    <(*-*)>

    Kirby, what happened?

    KIRBY?

    KIIIIRRRBBBBYYYY?!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I never liked Curb Your Enthusiasm. It was at best a Z list show. By the way, it's pronounced ZED!!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!




    This white box is now Santa.

    Discuss.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    That looks like my living room, after he came on christmas eve.

    Pervert.


  • Registered Users Posts: 63 ✭✭cakeisgood


    Arse rabies


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    :O


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I knew there was something I forgot to do.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    It's that Alzheimer's thread, does strange things to a man..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Alzheimers? Ooh, I'll take two please.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    No! You're getting two, and that's that!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You can't tell me what to do Fago!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Merry Fago EVERYONE!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Fago? I'll take two, please.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Sarky wrote: »
    Fago? I'll take two, please.

    No! You're getting 2 X 10^38, and that's that!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I used to be very forgetful. Then I found out had alzheimers and was sad. I learned to cope. Then I found out I had alzheimers and was sad.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    The Leader has instructed me to stop handing out bans shorter than 6 months. I'm not sure if he meant specifically in relation to this thread or not.

    ALLHAIRL TEH LEEDAOR


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Sarky the leader has instructed me to Inform you and anyone else present, that you have an ON RAIL deriere.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    awesome balls


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Why thank you for noticing. <wink>


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Sarky I think bands should be 1 year!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    No, no, you know, 6 months and 17 days seems to fit rather snuggly?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 185 ✭✭tiernanmul_gos


    im feeling rebellious slap me with a 3 day ban


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    There you go. 3 days. Uh, plus however many more days make up a 6 month ban like I just mentioned would be the minimum.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 779 ✭✭✭papajimsmooth


    How can you ban, that which has no life?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Just 3 clicks:

    papajimsmooth -> Ban This User -> Ban!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 150 ✭✭mcgarry098


    if you ban me from this forum you are entering a legally binding contract which gives me full authority over the banner and their capabilities as moderators\hmods\administrators. BAN ME NOW BITCHES.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 150 ✭✭mcgarry098


    mike your ass is mine :)


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,826 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Oh this should be funny.

    *gets popcorn*


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    *gets big bag of Minstrels and a medium Sprite*


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Also, who's Mike?

    And why have his buttocks fallen into your possession?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'll have my legal people call your legal people.

    They are authorised to bend your legal people over a table and thoroughly violate their human rights with your legally binding contract. The Geneva Convention can f*ck right off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Sheesh, busy in here!
    You alright there Sarky with all that work having to be done?
    Need a refreshing soda perhaps?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Sarky is so hot when he talks tough.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Sarky is ALWAYS HOT! Cept in winter when he hibernates under a tree


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    _|_|_
    (=';'=)
    (_:_)

    (___)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    That's the weirdest looking cat ever!


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,826 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    That's because it's a snowman.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Now it's a snowcat! Your minds are blown..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    good gravy!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    It's so much fun in here! More people should come and play, MOAR!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    I agree.

    You there!

    Yes! You! The person reading this!
    You should totally post here!
    It would be so AwEs0Me!!!!!
    raNd00MFaCe
    LoLz
    2k11!!!!





    heh heh heh...


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