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Post here to get banned for a random length of time - EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER

Sarky · 2009-07-21 13:36:52

The Extreme Stupidity Filter is back by popular demand. Bans ARE RANDOM, although if you want a longer ban, just mention it in your post or PM one of the mods, and we'll see to your request ASAP. Thanks, The management. NOTE: Moderators of The Cuckoo's Nest are exempt. We just can't ban eachother, no matter how hard I tr-…

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#852 16-06-2011 12:25am

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Ok! ^_^

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#853 16-06-2011 12:39am

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See, just post, it's perfectly safe!

The whole banning thing is just a funny decoy, t is not true, just fry, you'll see! Do it NOW!

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#854 16-06-2011 12:44am

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No, not you Sarky! The other person! You! Yes, you!

@_@

Post here! It's good for your bones!

delicious, crunchy bones... (`-`)

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#855 16-06-2011 12:49am

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sNarah wrote: »

See, just post, it's perfectly safe!

The whole banning thing is just a funny decoy, t is not true, just fry, you'll see! Do it NOW!

We're posting here and we're not being banned, so it must be true!

We wouldn't lie to you, friend.

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#856 18-06-2011 1:12am

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We should put a link to this thread in our sigs. I've trapped a few people that way. i'm gonna do it anyways.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=72792113

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#857 19-06-2011 8:57am

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#858 19-06-2011 7:16pm

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Captain Kirk was climbing a mountain.

WHY WAS HE CLIMBING A MOUNTAIN?

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#859 19-06-2011 8:50pm

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Why the hell not!(?) or hell the why not? or the why not hell? Orwhynotthehellwhythehellhellnot! Hello!

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#860 19-06-2011 9:29pm

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I went boards camping this weekend. In a haunted castle. T was fun.

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#861 19-06-2011 9:51pm

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I should probably lobby the Religion category to have creationist threads moved here...

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#862 20-06-2011 3:06pm

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Sarky smells

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#863 20-06-2011 3:19pm

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BAN! Headshot!

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#864 21-06-2011 1:09am

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*squeeeeeeeeee*
I ♥ this thread

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#865 21-06-2011 8:25am

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How long is the banning for?

Is there a right to appeal?

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#866 21-06-2011 4:52pm

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Yes. You can appeal to my kitten.
He's very good at overturning bans.

\\<<__>>//

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#867 21-06-2011 10:41pm

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Kitty says... No.

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#868 21-06-2011 10:49pm

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Yay kitty!

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#869 22-06-2011 6:35pm

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..▲
▲.▲

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#870 23-06-2011 1:15pm

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For super serial?

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#871 23-06-2011 2:05pm

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Well if everyone else is doing it. Might as well get the use out of it.

Tits.

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#872 23-06-2011 2:44pm

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thecornflake wrote: »

Well if everyone else is doing it. Might as well get the use out of it.

Tits.

Tits like these (.)(.)

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#873 23-06-2011 2:46pm

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cruiser178 wrote: »

Tits like these (.)(.)

yes and bums . . . . like this (|)

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#874 23-06-2011 2:53pm

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thecornflake wrote: »

yes and bums . . . . like this (|)

Butt not like this (0)

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#875 23-06-2011 3:23pm

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cruiser178 wrote: »

Butt not like this (0)

Oh no, unless it's like this (0)

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#876 23-06-2011 5:39pm

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Dammit, I leave for one day and all the fun starts!

Boooooooobies! Yay!

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#877 23-06-2011 6:32pm

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sNarah wrote: »

Dammit, I leave for one day and all the fun starts!

Boooooooobies! Yay!

dont forget the bums, they all have lovely bums.

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#878 23-06-2011 7:24pm

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The Cuckoo's Nest is the worst forum on Boards

*Ban pl0x*

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#879 23-06-2011 7:32pm

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I think you'll find that you are, in fact, wrong. And also gay.

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#880 23-06-2011 7:56pm

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and eats placenta!

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#881 24-06-2011 4:31pm

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I was dared to post here by Fago, what do i win

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#882 24-06-2011 4:32pm

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A shiny 6 month ban!

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#883 24-06-2011 4:45pm

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AH HAAAAA! My sig is working! Sarky, do you..... eh... you wanna click the link in my sig, and post there? If you dare?

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#884 24-06-2011 4:47pm

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Don't be a wuss Sarky. o you wanna be known as they guy who shys away from a bet? or a DARE!? Chicken. bark bark bark!!! RUFF!

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#885 24-06-2011 4:59pm

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My dear Fago!, your sig is how I always post on this thread. Yes, even when you didn't have the link there...

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#886 24-06-2011 5:07pm

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Awww, see everyone I told you's that sarky was a sweet girl. Just like sugar dipped in honey! MMMMM Diabettariffic!

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#887 27-06-2011 12:23am

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the_syco wrote:

Ninja post?

Your kung fu is weak!

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#888 29-06-2011 4:25pm

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cruiser178 wrote: »

Tits like these (.)(.)

.☺
...\|/
(.)(.)
.....|
.....|
.....x
..../.\
.../...\

Perma Ban Please

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#889 30-06-2011 1:13am

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Disgraceful.

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#890 04-07-2011 4:08pm

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I've lost access to my moderator tools, stupid glitchy website.

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#891 04-07-2011 4:50pm

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motorboat em

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#892 05-07-2011 3:31am

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Your a moderator?

You're misspelled purposely for reasons disclosed at a later date!

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#893 06-07-2011 3:35pm

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Oh, found them under the couch. Along with a pringle. Yup, everything's comin' up Sarky.

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#894 06-07-2011 9:31pm

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Nuclear Sarky pants. Boy what a day!

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#895 07-07-2011 7:54am

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Is this the place to discuss the violence inherent in the system?

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#896 07-07-2011 5:38pm

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Yes. You may begin said discussion... Now.

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#897 07-07-2011 7:33pm

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No, later. Dallas is on!!!

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#898 14-07-2011 12:43am

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You know, they're filming Dallas again!

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#899 14-07-2011 9:38am

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I heard this. Is Larry Hagman in it? He's dreamy!

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#900 14-07-2011 10:15pm

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Let's dance! :cool:

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and one for the ladies

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night folks

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#901 15-07-2011 2:33pm

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You're the real Lord of the Dance, Fago!

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