If you could only say one thing to one person,

Novella

what would it be?

Overheal

"Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs".








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Random

I'd love to say "prove it" to God. I think that would be interesting.

See what I did there?

Daroxtar

Mary harney, You're a fat useless cunt

stovelid

Do not commit yourself to a financial remuneration agreement with the ferryman.

mink_man

fuk you terry!

Swampy

pink or brown?

Local Goddess

I love you J!!

Dan Chipowski

Mind that bus.

My name is URL

"Play me off keyboard cat"

InkSlinger67

Shane MacGowan....Toothbrush!

masonman

My Exe's mother..."If I played my cards right, You would have wouldn't you?"

dr.bollocko

mink_man wrote: »

fuk you terry!

Banned.



OMG I nearly just used the rolleyes smiley.

TheZohanS

mink_man wrote: »

fuk you terry!

It would be "see ya minky!"

Super-Rush

I want my FCUKING monkey

Claregirl

Attack the person not the post:p

pablomakaveli

I'd tell Eva Longoria that i want to cum on her face.

Tomebagel

Dont use the toilet elvis.

rubadub

"Would you ever just shave that tash" (to a woman in work)

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

Shane MacGowan....Toothbrush!

he actually got them done recently.

pic

lassdara

To my boss....

You could do with losing the attitude problem you have....

and to everyone else smile it'll make you feel better!
:D

Loomis

Hello Barry Scott. Have you met Harvey Norman?
I think you'd both get along very well!

renraw

This goes to an "acquaintance" of mine :mad: God definitely had either a sick sense of humour or was in a really messed up mood the day you were conceived...its on the tip of my tongue to say it

Abi

Owen you fucking traitor.

joes girls

sarky....i miss my nest!:p

AnonoBoy

Michael..... here nevermind that injection - sure just have a few panadol instead, that'll sort you out.

jaydoubleyoubee

@ any politician

"If you truly believed in your policies I would vote for you, stop trying to keep everybody happy and do something that means something"

dr.bollocko

jaydoubleyoubee wrote: »

@ any politician

"If you truly believed in your policies I would vote for you, stop trying to keep everybody happy and do something that means something"

Winston Churchill is V signing you from his grave.

lifelonglufc

@ ex girlfriend...

"haha you fool, look at me now!"

:rolleyes:

jaydoubleyoubee

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Winston Churchill is V signing you from his grave.

Oh well, I would still relish the oppurtunity to say it to any Irish politician that is currently in power in the national government. I should have clarified, my bad.

NatKingColeslaw

Before they died, I would have liked to say sorry

orestes

To the guy who invented spamming: you are a cunt

Twee.

"Why haven't I seen you in ages? Cos you're a BITCH, that's why!!!!!" Whooooah if only I had the nerve to do it!

WeeBushy

pablomakaveli wrote: »

I'd tell Eva Longoria that i want to cum on her face.

That made me laugh, a lot.

Mr. Hitler, here's a condom.

Bob Z

i donno i suppose if i met jesus i would hand him the bible and say'this is your life'

Mr Benevolent

That reminds me, where is Terry these days? He's either in the Boards.ie Alcohol Rehabilitation Centre or just undergone auto-liposuction with a scalpel and a Dyson. The strain of modding AH gets to different people in different ways I suppose

Bob Z

orestes wrote: »

To the guy who invented spamming: you are a cunt

Yea i hate spamming

dr.bollocko

Bob Z wrote: »

i donno i suppose if i met jesus i would hand him the bible and say'this is your life'

Only like a few chapters right at the end. And then it goes off into some crazy 1960s style climax.

Bob Z

orestes wrote: »

To the guy who invented spamming: you are a cunt

Yea i hate spamming.

Terry

Confab wrote: »

That reminds me, where is Terry these days? He's either in the Boards.ie Alcohol Rehabilitation Centre or just undergone auto-liposuction with a scalpel and a Dyson. The strain of modding AH gets to different people in different ways I suppose

Hello.
Would you like to be banned?

dan719

I love you, I'm sorry and let's start over.


AH response; 'Rabble rabble rabble.'

Bob Z

orestes wrote: »

To the guy who invented spamming: you are a cunt.

Yea i hate spamming

cardio,shoot me

Id tell that fecker to keep his sh!tty watch, god damn waste of a fiver....

Mr Benevolent

Terry wrote: »

Hello.
Would you like to be banned?

Errr... no. My humblest apologies Terry.

Note to self/all: Terry is great.

Bob Z

Terry wrote: »

Hello.
Would you like to be banned?

jeez Your always cranky after the liposuction

dentalnurse

id say:
do u know u sleepwalk? and then id go on to tell him how he walked into my hall and wee'd down the stairs, then fell down the stairs and walked into every room downstairs, and how my housemates were not impressed weirdo

Terry

Confab wrote: »

Errr... no. My humblest apologies Terry.

Note to self/all: Terry is great.

Always watching and never too far away from AH.

dentalnurse

:pac:

Terry wrote: »

Always watching and never too far away from AH.

aww terry u make me feel safe

NatKingColeslaw

What's up? That's what's up!

no scope

pablomakaveli wrote: »

I'd tell Eva Longoria that i want to cum on her face.

That would be paradise

+1 for this post

geranimojess

Daroxtar wrote: »

Mary harney, You're a fat useless cunt

Its not nice to call Mary Fat.still I suppose 2 out of 3 aint all that bad.

Otis Driftwood

To Jesus : Any chance you can teach me that water to wine trick?
You will?
Niiiiice.
:cool: