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Toilet Humour

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  • 22-07-2009 4:30pm
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    PatB71
    Registered Users Posts: 86 ✭✭


    Paddy got himself a job on a building site in london..first day on the job and he`s working away and realises he needs to go to the jacks.So he goes up to the foreman and says"Excuse me boss can ya tell me where the jacks are?""Sure Paddy see that shed well thats the jacks and theres a big deep hole in there that you can do your business."
    So off Paddy goes to jacks and about an hour later the foreman realises Paddy hasn`t come back ,so he goes over opens the door and heres Paddy fishing with a long stick in the hole.
    "Jesus Paddy what are you doing?"
    "Me jacket slipped into the hole and I`m trying to get it out."
    "For fecksake I`ll get ya another jacket leave it."
    "Sure I`m not worried about the jacket I just want to get the sandwiches I left in me pocket"


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