little idsy widsy spider (little ****)

robbie_998

so here i am just sitting on the sofa in my sitting room browsing boards

watching a bit of tv and then all of a sudden a spider is doing the spiderman yo yo from the ceiling and trying to land on my arm ! :eek:

i've since got up and turned on the light but the fugitive got away !

1) how did he/she get here in the first place

2) how does he/she know about spiderman

3) why down the roof onto me

4) finally how did the lil muppet get away from me !

Erica-smiley

Because they're evil!!:rolleyes:
The same thing happened to me!!!
Scary stuff!!!:eek:

Saibh

He's behind you....

jigglywoo

It's worse when you're driving and you spot one absailing. So you try swatting it but it's dark and you don't know if you've touched it or if it has landed on you. Then you have to drive home faster so it doesn't have time to crawl all over you.

Whosbetter?

Your're a woman, right?

robbie_998

Whosbetter? wrote: »

Your're a woman, right?

me ? no

but i think others here are

Abi

Wtf is it with boards guys and spiders? Unless you are working for a Fyffes distribution hub here, grow a frickken pair

Other wise catch it and throw it out!

BlueSpiral

The worst ones are the spider chandeliers that are present in my uncle's outdoor potty building. You only realize after you are atop the seat.

anniehoo

robbie_998 wrote: »

so here i am just sitting on the roof in my sitting room browsing flies and stale food

watching the dodgy massive lookin pink yoke who looks harmless enough and then all of a sudden its doing the YMCA and screamin yo yo from the couch and trying to killllll me ! :eek:

i've since done a legger spider style and hid behind the light but the big pink yoke is still freakin! So wtf?

1) how did he/she get here in the first place..renting or is it his own gaff?

2) how does he/she know about spiderman..i didnt think anyone understood me

c) finally how did the lil muppet get away from me ...the light bulbs not that big..its hot and toasty here and here im stayin!

FYP

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

just be thankful you have a spider - there's a recession on donchyaknow??

Sharpshooter

robbie_998 wrote: »

so here i am just sitting on the sofa in my sitting room browsing boards

watching a bit of tv and then all of a sudden a spider is doing the spiderman yo yo from the ceiling and trying to land on my arm ! :eek:



1) how did he/she get here in the first place

Up the Water Spout?

kraggy

robbie_998 wrote: »

watching a bit of tv and then all of a sudden a spider is doing the spiderman yo yo

I think you'll find that Spiderman does the spider yo yo, not the other way around.

brendansmith

Maybe it was a ghosty?