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Professions

[Deleted User] · 2009-07-25 10:38:28

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist." The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids." The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich,…

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25-07-2009 11:38am

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Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "

She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know...
Wash, Iron, Fcuk, Etc."

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#2 25-07-2009 5:49pm
Rufus.T.Firefly

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Love it

Cheer's M8ty

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#3 26-07-2009 10:13pm
dh0661

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I must remember that one :rolleyes: - LOL

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#4 29-07-2009 5:33pm
Fey!

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And now we have the SITCOM...

...Single Income, Two Children, Outrageous Mortgage!!!

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