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  • 26-07-2009 6:32pm
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    Rufus.T.Firefly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭


    A Wilkinson Sword lorry almost crashed into a Gillette truck earlier today....

    Both drivers said it was the closest shave they've ever had...

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    My talking dog gave me a stick the other day and told me he found it 600 miles away.

    I thought, "That's a bit far-fetched".

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    How many nails are used to make a lesbian's coffin?

    None - it's all tongue and groove

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    I've recently taken up a rather unusual hobby.

    I travel all over the country collecting blotting paper.

    Everyone says I'm mad, but I find it very absorbing.


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