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How not to park!

  • 27-07-2009 12:12pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 25


    Rathfarnham Shopping Centre last Saturday. She hit the accelerator instead of the brake. No one hurt!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,374 ✭✭✭Saab Ed


    That must be a woman. :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,201 ✭✭✭KamiKazi


    wow.

    just wow.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,132 ✭✭✭bazzachazza


    My oh My!:eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 498 ✭✭Leprechaun77


    no doubt the statistics will say that even though it was a woman involved, it was a low speed incident, and probably caused by a man, perhaps walking by on the footpath. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,045 ✭✭✭ttm


    Would you want to live next to her? If you didn't have a driveway to park on you'd have to drive miles around the block to find a safe parking spot.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,170 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    God how I hate parking in supermarket car parks. That one isn't so bad, but there's another one close by where the average age of drivers is 88 and sweet mother, the things I've seen.

    Once a woman of almost incomprehensible decrepitude(she looked in her mid/late 80's and every single year was wlel marked in her, tiny, bent of spine and cataract of eye) drove up the footpath outside the supermarket while people scattered and two security guys were waving and shouting at her. She only stopped when she ran into a trolley bay. TBH I though she'd gone and died, but no, she struggles out of the car and starts screaming blue bloody murder at the security staff, complaining that they had "distracted her". Now at her age some doctor signed her off as fit to drive. Christ knows why.

    Now I can well understand the elderly need cars nowadays with many local shops not so local, but bloody hell. Some need to be stopped. Others are fine though and a lot safer than younger types.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,998 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    no doubt the statistics will say that even though it was a woman involved, it was a low speed incident, and probably caused by a man, perhaps walking by on the footpath. :D

    Who drives a low powered hatchback, is between the ages of 17-25 and has lost every girlfriend he has ever had in a series of bizarre motoring accidents all caused by him? Sounds about right...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,152 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    Very similar to the woman who drove down the steps in the multistorey in Charleville Co Cork. She thought it was the ramp down. They have since put up barriers.
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    I hate that car park in Rathfarnham. Its hard to get in and out and find a space but HOW do you get the brake and accelerator mixed up?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,011 ✭✭✭high horse


    ^^^ I was just thinking about that one in Charleville when I saw the OP


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 468 ✭✭VanhireBoys


    Note to self .. Do not visit that carpark....!


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,170 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Berty wrote: »

    I hate that car park in Rathfarnham. Its hard to get in and out and find a space
    Agreed.
    but HOW do you get the brake and accelerator mixed up?
    The only possible excuse would be if you were driving a 30's blower bentley(throttle in the middle). In which case it would have taken out the wall and the house in front. Well mistakes do happen, but you would think that someone would react quicker. She must have mashed it to the floor.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,518 ✭✭✭✭dudara


    She must really have floored it to end up there - so that begs the question - why was she braking so hard?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 747 ✭✭✭WillieCocker


    Must've been Joe Duffy's mate......:pac:
    Imagine your child was walking in front of that car......:(


  • Registered Users Posts: 498 ✭✭Leprechaun77


    dudara wrote: »
    She must really have floored it to end up there - so that begs the question - why was she braking so hard?


    Maybe she(?) thought it was an exit :confused::confused:......

    The car does not seem aligned with the parking spot, so this may indicate she was not trying to park....then again, there's not many women who do get the car between the lines first go I suppose.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 305 ✭✭upthedub


    Women..they belong in the kitchen thats all !;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,699 ✭✭✭ronaneire


    Read in yesterdays paper, she thought the car was in reverse but it was in 4th gear. Foot to the floor and away with ya :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 498 ✭✭Leprechaun77


    ronaneire wrote: »
    Read in yesterdays paper, she thought the car was in reverse but it was in 4th gear. Foot to the floor and away with ya :D


    If she thought the car was in reverse, you could assume the car was stationary (ish). If so, and the car was actually in 4th gear, it would not have had any acceleration and probably would have stalled.

    I would love to see the claim form on this one


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,102 ✭✭✭✭Drummerboy08


    The RSA can stick that one up there ar*e. I'd like to start an advertising campaign pointing out the hazards in car parks caused by a massive majority of women drivers.

    See how they like their smug ad now. B*stards.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,374 ✭✭✭Saab Ed


    In the last house I lived in the woman next door ploughed straight into her front door....after first mounting the wall dividing the houses. Same excuse IIRC that she confused the stop and go pedal. It couldnt be easier :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 119 ✭✭dangerus06


    well at least she got it between the lines


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,686 ✭✭✭JHMEG


    If so, and the car was actually in 4th gear, it would not have had any acceleration and probably would have stalled.
    The mighty 1.9 T-diddly-I has the torque to pull oil tankers, so pulling away in 4th gear wouldn't be a problem. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,152 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    JHMEG wrote: »
    The mighty 1.9 T-diddly-I has the torque to pull oil tankers, so pulling away in 4th gear wouldn't be a problem. ;)

    Its a 1.8T petrol.

    See the single exhaust. TDi's have a twin pipe.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,374 ✭✭✭Saab Ed


    Ehhhhh!!!! It is Rathfarnham. Doubt its a dayzal. 1.6 or 2.0 more like.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    I live near there!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,374 ✭✭✭Saab Ed


    donvito99 wrote: »
    I live near there!


    I like oranges :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    dudara wrote: »
    She must really have floored it to end up there - so that begs the question - why was she braking so hard?
    ronaneire wrote: »
    Read in yesterdays paper, she thought the car was in reverse but it was in 4th gear. Foot to the floor and away with ya :D
    You'd need a serious amount of power to get the car over that 8 inch piece of the wall that's sticking up.

    My guess is that she left it in 2nd gear when she parked. When she came back to the car, she put her accelerator to the floor instead of her brake, and when the engine started, it roared into life, she got a fright and lifted her left foot, firing the car over the wall.

    Easy to see it happening.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,374 ✭✭✭Saab Ed


    seamus wrote: »

    Easy to see it happening.


    Is the name Seamus just a decoy...Are you really a woman? :D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 720 ✭✭✭kierank01


    Berty wrote: »
    Very similar to the woman who drove down the steps in the multistorey in Charleville Co Cork. She thought it was the ramp down. They have since put up barriers.
    mayo+car+3.jpg

    I hate that car park in Rathfarnham. Its hard to get in and out and find a space but HOW do you get the brake and accelerator mixed up?


    Did anyone see Top Gear last night, Brian Johnson (Ac-Dc) used to drive a car that had the accelerator in the middle. I can't remember what car it was, but it was from the 20's or 30's, and was not an audi or peugeot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,794 ✭✭✭✭galwaytt


    Wibbs wrote: »
    .....The only possible excuse would be if you were driving a 30's blower bentley(throttle in the middle)........

    ...indeed, why is why the Wehrmacht came up with this solution, in the '30's....ahem.

    Time to revive that practice ??

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    Ode To The Motorist

    “And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road” 



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    SHE parks..... he runs!


  • Registered Users Posts: 498 ✭✭Leprechaun77


    seamus wrote: »
    Easy to see it happening.

    I wouldn't quite say Easy. It doesn't seem to a be a run of the mill accident, albeit the likes of is becoming more frequent.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,164 ✭✭✭hobochris


    Id say she was going to floor it backwards out of the spot, only for the gear being wrong.

    Its driving without due care or dangerous driving that is the cause either way.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 882 ✭✭✭cdb


    Was in a line of cars queuing to leave that very same carpark about six weeks ago when a car reverses straight out of a parking spot and into me.

    Obviously none too pleased I get out to see what the fcúk is going on. Lo and behold, its Middle aged woman syndrome! You know the kind, big car, big berth, mutton dressed as mutton thats spent far to long in the sun...

    Anyway, she's inspects my car for damage, finds none, (the big Volvo she was driving had bumpers the size of a desk) and turns to leave. Hoi!! What the fcúk? "I didn't see you" she says. FFS!! Not surprised, the mirrors in that car obviously for applying bucket loads of makeup.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,707 ✭✭✭CR 7


    error404 wrote: »
    Rathfarnham Shopping Centre last Saturday. She hit the accelerator instead of the brake.

    Berty wrote: »
    Very similar to the woman who drove down the steps in the multistorey in Charleville Co Cork. She thought it was the ramp down. They have since put up barriers.
    Saab Ed wrote: »
    In the last house I lived in the woman next door ploughed straight into her front door....after first mounting the wall dividing the houses. Same excuse IIRC that she confused the stop and go pedal. It couldnt be easier :D
    cdb wrote: »
    Was in a line of cars queuing to leave that very same carpark about six weeks ago when a car reverses straight out of a parking spot and into me.

    Obviously none too pleased I get out to see what the fcúk is going on. Lo and behold, its Middle aged woman syndrome! You know the kind, big car, big berth, mutton dressed as mutton thats spent far to long in the sun...

    Anyway, she's inspects my car for damage, finds none, (the big Volvo she was driving had bumpers the size of a desk) and turns to leave. Hoi!! What the fcúk? "I didn't see you" she says. FFS!! Not surprised, the mirrors in that car obviously for applying bucket loads of makeup.


    Hmmmm, interesting.;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭PCPhoto


    hobochris wrote: »
    Id say she was going to floor it backwards out of the spot, only for the gear being wrong.

    Its driving without due care or dangerous driving that is the cause either way.

    Nah ... I reckon she only put the boot down cos the car wasnt moving and she thought she needed more "power" .


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,152 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    Women are not allowed to drive or ride bicycles on public roads in large cities. However, some do so on rural roads illegally.[citation needed] Women are allowed to fly aircraft, though they must be chauffeured to the airport.[19]

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_rights_in_Saudi_Arabia

    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,822 ✭✭✭✭EPM


    Berty wrote: »
    Its a 1.8T petrol.

    See the single exhaust. TDi's have a twin pipe.
    Saab Ed wrote: »
    Ehhhhh!!!! It is Rathfarnham. Doubt its a dayzal. 1.6 or 2.0 more like.

    1.8T has single exhaust on both sides. It's a 1.6 alright i'd say...well known for wheel spin in 4th also...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Zonda999


    EPM wrote: »
    1.8T has single exhaust on both sides. It's a 1.6 alright i'd say...well known for wheel spin in 4th also...

    Surely a 1.6 with those horrible rims on it!:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    There's a simpler explanation of the incident. The car was an automatic and she stomped on the wrong pedal. Much easier to do that with an auto - look what happened to that Dublin Bus on the quays that killed 5 people.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,000 ✭✭✭Cionád


    Pity she wasn't driving the Tiida.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,201 ✭✭✭KamiKazi


    I'm sure the RSA will figure out some way of blaming some man b4stard for this.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 946 ✭✭✭Lord Derpington


    This is worthy of youparklikeanasshole.com


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Zonda999


    Confab wrote: »
    There's a simpler explanation of the incident. The car was an automatic and she stomped on the wrong pedal. Much easier to do that with an auto - look what happened to that Dublin Bus on the quays that killed 5 people.

    We reckon its a 1.6 though so it couldn't be an automatic!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,374 ✭✭✭Saab Ed


    Zonda999 wrote: »
    We reckon its a 1.6 though so it couldn't be an automatic!

    Might be an auld 2 litre 8 valve with an Auto.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,102 ✭✭✭✭Drummerboy08


    Cionád wrote: »
    Pity she wasn't driving the Tiida.

    No, no. Pity she didnt HIT the Tiida. That would have taken out two birds with one stone, particularly if the A4 was a 1.6 Auto. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Zonda999


    Saab Ed wrote: »
    Might be an auld 2 litre 8 valve with an Auto.

    Just checked my reliable auld Whatcar mags from about 4 years ago and yes that was a possible combination alright! An A4 with those rims, with that engine(Which is as old as the 1.6 VAG lump i believe?) mated to an automatic gearbox. Now we're talking undesirable cars lads!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Zonda999


    No, no. Pity she didnt HIT the Tiida. That would have taken out two birds with one stone, particularly if the A4 was a 1.6 Auto. ;)

    Yep, that'd have taken a nice chunk out of a tiida's bland featureless ass!:)
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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,170 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    kierank01 wrote: »
    Did anyone see Top Gear last night, Brian Johnson (Ac-Dc) used to drive a car that had the accelerator in the middle. I can't remember what car it was, but it was from the 20's or 30's, and was not an audi or peugeot.
    See my last post. Early Bentley. His is one of the Le mans racing blower bentleys. Go like the clappers apparently.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭timmywex


    New Ross last week :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,000 ✭✭✭Cionád


    timmywex wrote: »
    New Ross last week :eek:

    Whats going on there? Silver car taking the legitimate space, preventing the muppet on the path from getting into his car?

    Or are they touching?


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