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Poetry Game

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  • Registered Users Posts: 909 ✭✭✭jonny d


    Enough of reminice and filling your gut


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Embrace the comely maiden's gluts, BUT


  • Registered Users Posts: 909 ✭✭✭jonny d


    never more have snobbery,tut tut tut


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Just love that slobbering long haired mutt.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Then what to their longing eyes did appear,


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    a man in red,with a long white beard.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    He carried a sack, the contents of which,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    would fill every childs life and wish.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    The babes were asleep, tucked in the niche,


  • Registered Users Posts: 909 ✭✭✭jonny d


    enough of youre inferred yuletide cliches


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    shouted bellicose old Scrooge, to everyone's dismay.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Three ghosts will come a visiting,to show you the youletide way.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 231 ✭✭IrishSerf


    Its three months yet, so forget THAT day


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    first ghosts and goblins will come to play


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    and whisk you right away.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,329 ✭✭✭Agonist


    If on All Souls Day you kneel and pray
    The ghosts and goblins will depart


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Yet vow to return should you harden your heart.


  • Registered Users Posts: 909 ✭✭✭jonny d


    youve the s:::t scared outta me,I think I will start


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    bellowed silly old Scrooge after ripping a f*rt,


  • Registered Users Posts: 909 ✭✭✭jonny d


    me thinks its time my britches i change


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,272 ✭✭✭✭Max Power1


    as theyre out of my cleanliness range


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    and the looks i am getting are truely strange


  • Registered Users Posts: 909 ✭✭✭jonny d


    peoples sense of smell i dont want to impinge


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    but that green mushroom cloud sure makes them all cringe.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    They're all dropping like flies,dont you dare start to whinge.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    His stinky old britches were hung out at the fringe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    but he still had a good old winge.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    Then in the next house we heard such a clatter,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Good God!!If its not the mad Hatter.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    He twirled his cane and with a quick flick,


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