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Poetry Game

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    #62
    Max Power1
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    he spanked the dog until he gotsick


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    #63
    PFJSplitter
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    "Fear not" he said, "This too shall pass",


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    #64
    holly1
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    'Get out of the garden!or you will get a kick in the ass.


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    #65
    jonny d
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    my goodness holly,no need to be crass!


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    #66
    holly1
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    You better watch your ass!!


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    #67
    PFJSplitter
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    As he whimpered and sauntered off his tail he did curl


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    #68
    Deki
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    then the ends of his moustache he began to twirl


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    #69
    holly1
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    He twirled and twirled and twirled,until his moustache became
    unfurled.


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    #70
    PFJSplitter
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    To himself he said "Enough of this primping! Let me be off - it's time to start


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    #71
    Deki
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    Time to jump to my feet- Make a new start!


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    #72
    PFJSplitter
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    Else sit meself down and munch on a tart!


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    #73
    Deki
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    aw, but these hot toaster strudels are quite an art.


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    #74
    PFJSplitter
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    I'll top them with beans and wait for that fart!


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    #75
    f3qh5g0z6vc7ob
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    All this bean eating has given me pains below my heart


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    #76
    holly1
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    Fart you say,what talk is that.
    Beans and cabbage on top of a tart.


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    #77
    PFJSplitter
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    Holy Mary and Joseph, could this be a shart?


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    #78
    holly1
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    a shart a shart,my kingdom for a shart.


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    #79
    PFJSplitter
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    A dart for a shart is all I can offer


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    #80
    holly1
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    Do you think my underpants might suffer!!!!


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    #81
    PFJSplitter
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    We'll buffer the suffer with a less tough puffer!


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    #82
    Max Power1
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    from my nethers, the stench could get rougher


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    #83
    PFJSplitter
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    but the underpants themselves are as tough as a snuffer.


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    #84
    holly1
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    So get of your ass,and see how the tough get rougher...


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    #85
    PFJSplitter
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    Or just sit back and remain a fluffer.


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    #86
    holly1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Its now or never for the prim and proper,
    to sit straight up and get a lot tougher.


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    #87
    PFJSplitter
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    "Get tougher and tougher"
    said she to he...


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    #88
    holly1
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    I would if I could,but I have a sore knee.


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    #89
    PFJSplitter
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    Is it a sting from a honey bee, asked he?


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    #90
    holly1
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    No I think it's a splinter from a very large tree.


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    #91
    orourkeda
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    I want to be a tree says she


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