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If everyone you ever had sex with ....

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  • #52
    carlybabe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,069 ✭✭✭carlybabe1


    Dont think there'd be a function room big enough to get them all in :D














    im a sad sad sorry little bi*ch


  • #53
    Raze_them_all
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    It would go quite voilently....A few girls I've slept with completely detest each other


  • #54
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    It would go quite violently....A few girls I've slept with didn't know about each other. :pac:


  • #55
    Pygmalion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    carlybabe1 wrote: »
    Dont think there'd be a function room big enough to get them all in :D
    Your mother must be so proud of you.


  • #56
    MizzLolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    This thread makes me shudder


  • #57
    Raze_them_all
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    carlybabe1 wrote: »
    Dont think there'd be a function room big enough to get them all in :D













    Yet they've all fit in you...does that mean your bigger than a function room :pac::p
    Pygmalion wrote: »
    Your mother must be so proud of you.
    Most parents are proud of their kids, Is your mother proud of you for making silly judgemental remarks on the internet??


  • #58
    Pygmalion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    Raze_them_all wrote: »
    Most parents are proud of their kids, Is your mother proud of you for making silly judgemental remarks on the internet??
    Probably not proud of that particular fact, I would hope she's proud of me for other, less childish reasons though.


  • #59
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    This thread makes me shudder

    Good sexy way or bad sexy way?:pac:


  • #60
    MizzLolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Good sexy way or bad sexy way?:pac:

    Is there such thing as a bad sexy way?


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  • #61
    cruiser178
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    It would be like all my birthdays cum at once:)id even enjoy the mingers a second time.
    Might have a good fap at that tonight:rolleyes:


  • #62
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    It would end as either an orgy or a murder scene. Possibly both.


  • #63
    demakinz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,047 ✭✭✭demakinz


    id have to see if croke park was available....:D

    does it have to be all of them because i still cant admit to sleeping with some of the mingers,,:o:o


  • #64
    soundsham
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,848 ✭✭✭soundsham


    as with most people i guess a lot of em would not be too pleased to see each other there, especially my mates 2 sisters


  • #65
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    This thread makes me shudder
    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Good sexy way or bad sexy way?:pac:
    MizzLolly wrote: »
    Is there such thing as a bad sexy way?

    Epileptic seizure?


  • #66
    Gary ITR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,801 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    orestes wrote: »
    It would end as either an orgy or a murder scene. Possibly both.

    More commonly known as a Murgey


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  • #67
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    demakinz wrote: »
    id have to see if croke park was available....:D

    Were they hurlers or footballers?:pac:


  • #68
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Were they hurlers or footballers?:pac:

    Rugby players obviously.

    This is modern Ireland.


  • #69
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,174 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    It would be like a Dr. Phil gathering for dissatisfied women who are suffering post stress disorder and one smug bloke in need of an intervention. One was a lesbian(I didn't change her mind there :o:D) and two were very bi and I know that the lesbian lass would defo like one of the bi girls, very much her taste, so it might get interesting at least. And confuse the fcuk outa Dr Phil. Not me mind, I'm always confused.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #70
    MizzLolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    Carsinian Thau wrote: »
    Epileptic seizure?

    Is epilepsy sexy?


  • #71
    demakinz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,047 ✭✭✭demakinz


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Were they hurlers or footballers?:pac:

    some of them could well of been rugby players... front row:eek:


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  • #72
    Raze_them_all
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    Is epilepsy sexy?
    At least then the person would move for him/her for once!


  • #73
    anniehoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    They'd probably have to sit there with name tags on and refresh my memory on a few of them :o


  • #74
    1071823928
    Closed Accounts Posts: 279 ✭✭1071823928


    BRUTAL!!!!!!


  • #75
    Fremen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Fremen


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    Is epilepsy sexy?

    It is when you make love by strobe light.


  • #76
    MizzLolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    Raze_them_all wrote: »
    At least then the person would move for him/her for once!

    Awh you been having some bother dear? :D


  • #77
    Raze_them_all
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    Awh you been having some bother dear? :D
    No but I know a guy that has been if you've any tips for him? :pac:


  • #78
    MizzLolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    Raze_them_all wrote: »
    No but I know a <insert swear word> that has been if you've any tips for him? :pac:

    Like you'd ever talk to a male hairdresser. That's far too metro for you!



    Also, would ya like to edit your post? Bit too close for comfort. ;)

    Fremen wrote: »
    It is when you make love by strobe light.

    OMG!! Hahahaha.. you've no shame :p


  • #79
    Fracture
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭Fracture


    Id enjoy it tbh, the 2 of them getting on chatting away, not knowing exactly what dirty **** i've done to the other :pac:


  • #80
    anonymous_joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    T'would be awkward as fcuk most likely.


  • #81
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Do they have to know you have had sex with them to attend?


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  • #82
    zuroph
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,097 ✭✭✭✭zuroph


    well 3 of them sit down for dinner every xmas, being sisters. Still, if they knew that that was WHY they were there, war would break out, since I only went out with one of them for 3 years.


  • #83
    congo_90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,339 ✭✭✭congo_90


    Funnily enough my ex's friend was out with one of my other ex's who were apparently gossiping away about me.. I could see it being a disaster even though most of them are friends.. Is there alcohol at this dinner? There damn well would be if i was there.. hiding under the table lol


  • #84
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Do they have to know you have had sex with them to attend?

    Your lot already met up a while ago for an Avril Lavigne lookalike competition
    zuroph wrote: »
    well 3 of them sit down for dinner every xmas, being sisters. Still, if they knew that that was WHY they were there, war would break out, since I only went out with one of them for 3 years.

    :eek:

    You probably could have phrased that in a way that doesn't make it sound like you grew up in the Irish Fritzl house dude


  • #85
    weemcd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,442 ✭✭✭weemcd


    it'd be an ugly room with at best, 2 exceptions


  • #86
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,109 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    People would start asking questions about the dog.


  • #87
    zuroph
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,097 ✭✭✭✭zuroph


    orestes wrote: »
    :eek:

    You probably could have phrased that in a way that doesn't make it sound like you grew up in the Irish Fritzl house dude
    lol, they're sisters, not MY sisters.


  • #88
    bigeasyeah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,290 ✭✭✭bigeasyeah


    Sounds like a brothel...nice


  • #89
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    orestes wrote: »
    Your lot already met up a while ago for an Avril Lavigne lookalike competition
    Never knew what hit em.
    9 inches


  • #90
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    snyper wrote: »
    It would put me off my food.













    Corpses kills my appetite

    Just not your horn.
    zuroph wrote: »
    well 3 of them sit down for dinner every xmas, being sisters. Still, if they knew that that was WHY they were there, war would break out, since I only went out with one of them for 3 years.
    orestes wrote: »

    :eek:

    You probably could have phrased that in a way that doesn't make it sound like you grew up in the Irish Fritzl house dude
    zuroph wrote: »
    lol, they're sisters, not MY sisters.

    Good save, Joesph.


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  • #91
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    zuroph wrote: »
    lol, they're sisters, not MY sisters.

    Hey, I'm not here to judge dude! Live and let live, that's my motto!

    /heads off to start thread in D&D

    :pac:


  • #92
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Actually how is 'sex' being defined for the purpose of this thread?


  • #93
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,174 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Actually how is 'sex' being defined for the purpose of this thread?
    For me it's when they touch my arm and don't call security. Still in the low teens numbers wise though. I have seen aked ladies on the internet and I'm hoping some day to move up to that.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #94
    Trinity
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    I'd never be able to afford the catering bill if they charged per head :eek:


  • #95
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Actually how is 'sex' being defined for the purpose of this thread?
    Trinity wrote: »
    I'd never be able to afford the catering bill if they charged per head :eek:

    Asked and answered :D


  • #96
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    Is there such thing as a bad sexy way?

    it's called suprise...

    - Drav!


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