Reasons my pathetic life isn't pathetic right now.

funk-you

1. Just got paid so have a butt-load of money
2. My hot girlfriend who i haven't seen in a month will be back for the weekend. Back permenantly in a month.
3. I've just booked a week off work next week to sit around naked and eat. Might do a bit o' fishing too.
4. I've a stinking hangover now but am still in great form.

Boo-ya!

-Funk

Professey Chin

1...........eh............I...nope.......ah balls

anniehoo

Aisling(",) wrote: »

1.Amnt pregnant..YAY

Saige Important Mound wrote: »

2. I'm not pregnant

Is this a daily surprise for you's two? Wake up and go "oh...jesus..phew not pregnant again!"

funk-you

anniehoo wrote: »

Is this a daily surprise for you's two? Wake up and go "oh...jesus..phew not pregnant again!"

Yaysus, jungwans o today, givin ih away all ovor towin. De kids'll be fallin ou of dem soon enough.

-Funk

Captain Darling

1. I've a massive wang.
2. I've a massive wang.
3. I was diagnosed with motor neuron disease on 21st May, but it turned out to be a misdiagnosis after second opinion on 9th July.

Wurly

Captain Darling wrote: »

1. I've a massive wang.
2. I've a massive wang.
3. I was diagnosed with motor neuron disease on 21st May, but it turned out to be a misdiagnosis after second opinion on 9th July.

And, personally, I am thankful for all 3 points made above.:)

GrahamThomas

Hmm, lets see:

- Moving to Vancouver in 5 weeks,
- Bought a sexy new suit yesterday,
- And funny third thing

Katarn1

1 - My boss is away on holidays in work so I can sit and mess on internet all day.
2 - I have a date on friday with someone of reasonably fitness
3 - My dog returned home this morning after running away for a day!

Cool idea for a thread, i feel bizarrely better now that I realise I've stuff to be happy for lol. Might try do this every lunch time!

Danbo!

ottostreet wrote: »

1. girl that im 'involved with' comes home.
2. my new clutch will arrive!
3. im having tayto waffles and tea!

Aren't 1 and 2 the same thing?

Oh and
1) girlfriends finishin up a job soon that had her working 48 hr shifts thru most weekends
2) payday Friday after a 5 week month
3) in full time employment for the forseeable future

serfboard

funk-you wrote: »

Yaysus, jungwans o today, givin ih away all ovor towin.

Twasn't like that in my day ... more's the pity :rolleyes:

SV

Stee wrote: »

Aren't 1 and 2 the same thing?

lmao.. +1


1. I've a full time job
2. I've..lots of money
3. I'm conent with where I am in life

Elessar

1. I have my health.
2. I'm no longer broke.
3. I'm not dead?

barleybooley

1. My chlamydia has cleared up

1. My boyfriend is braving a four hour bus journey to visit me

2. Cafolla's ice-cream (most wonderful ice-cream) was consumed rapidly by me and a few friends last night

3. I have a part-time job which is ace considering I'm a student

4. I'm still at that age where my parents buy EVERYTHING for me

*basks in pecuniary smugness* :cool:

Smart Bug

1. I finished organising my cds into autiobiographical order yesterday.
2. I'm not dead (yet)
3. I have no sti's - although that's because I haven't gotten any action in a while. Scratch this then.
3. Em, lets see, ah, I'm only halfway through my bag of sesame sticks.
4. I'm as regular as clockwork (flahavan's ftw)
5.
6.
7. Big session planned this weekend.
8. feeling of impending Doom (I like Doom)

Raze_them_all

1) Metallica this weekend
2) I'm in good nick
3) I've decided to go get myself a college degree since the buildings are fooked

WeeBushy

1. I'm still lying in bed completely naked and have no plans of going anywhere for the foreseeable future.

2. I have season three of Dexter to watch.

3. I leave for Zanzibar in two weeks where I will get to repeat 1. for the entire holiday with my girlfriend

Renegade_Archer

1. I don't live in Ireland

which leads to:

I'm not paying any Irish taxes.

Leftyflip

1: I have the most amazing friends in the world.
2: I'm a student.
3: I can sleep for as long as I want.

useful_contacts

useful_contacts wrote: »

1. ive got the best man on earth and a cute kitten whos a ****ing nutter:P

2. i can drink most of my mates under the table

3. i found a load of my old porn when i cleaned out today- yay

Hey they are not the best reasons but they are all i have:(

I have new ones

1. We just bought a house for dirt cheap and the morgages half of the rent we pay atm

2.father in law giving us 5 grand as a gift to do up our house

3.My ex is dating someone who looks like a foot:)

liah

I can't think of anything.

Whiskey Devil

1. Back to work tomorrow with a 3 day hangover.

2. Not gonna get any sleep tonight - twisting and turning whilst sweating like a pig.

3. On my last can.

4. I'm broke.


Be alright tomorrow night..

wing52

1.
Just had a hefty shyte
2.
Didn't spash back an tip the hoop!
3
Broke off clean. No multiple ass flossin

KevinVonSpiel

1: Just rolled a big fat join...







What was that? ...what were you sayin' there?

ianmull

1. Got a random call from a mate on Sat morning for a free wrist band if I wanted it to head over for the rest of Electric Picnic. Was epic!

2. Moving into new house for college this coming Sat after spending summer at home jobless.

3. Gonna tip around to all the freshers weeks now until I'm actually back myself

TriceMarie

I've just seen 500 days of summer in the cinema..and realised,there must be enough people in the world that feel the way I do about relationships to make a fillm character out of it!:D I'm not the only one!!!!!:p

TheCardHolder

1. College starts soon. Life changes?
2. Going to a debs tommorow
3. Debs has been paid for by the ladyfriend

Novella

1. I just moved into a new apartment which I really love.
2. I'm working the late shift tomorrow so I get a nice lie in.
3. I have Ben & Jerry's ice cream and it was half price!

DigiGal

Novella wrote: »

1. I just moved into a new apartment which I really love.
2. I'm working the late shift tomorrow so I get a nice lie in.
3. I have Ben & Jerry's ice cream and it was half price!

1.I just got the job I wanted
2.College starts in 2 weeks.
3.I have the greatest OH I could hope for

itsnotmyname

have THE best lover

jumpguy

jumpguy wrote: »

Going on holidays in 2 weeks
Have a good set of friends who have my back
Got loads of exercise today (getting fit for rugby season)


Good thread OP

Considering your name is ''Jumpguy'' i'd say you need that alright :P

Pygmalion

1. I'm moving up to Dublin in a couple of weeks for college.

There are no 2 or 3, I'm pretty much banking on number 1 to make my life non-pathetic, so fingers crossed.
Also congratulations OP on making a ridiculously depressing thread with really good intentions.

Mackman

1. Im have a good job, earning loads of monies
2. Going on an 8 week road trip around Australia with the OH in 3 weeks
3. I recently got engaged to the best girl ever

my life rocks atm

Dan Chipowski

1. My morning scone is on the way from the cafe as I type.
2. I'm finishing work at the end of the month, and taking a few months off. I need the sleep.
3. I'm not ugly.

cathysworld

1 I am nearly finished paying for my car- oh happy day!
2 Me, my friends and family are healthy..
3 Paul just rang me and asked if I wanted to use his infamous toilet

ejmaztec

Mackman wrote: »

1. Im have a good job, earning loads of monies
2. Going on an 8 week road trip around Australia with the OH in 3 weeks
3. I recently got engaged to the best girl ever

my life rocks atm

Have you told your OH about your new fiancée, or are you taking her to Ayers Rock and leaving her to the dingoes?

starflake

1. I'm losing weight and getting healthier.
2. I have a boyfriend who understands me and we make eachother happy.
3. We're getting a car and moving house in 8 months

renraw

1: Just been offfered two different jobs
2: Leaving my present job
3: Getting a new car

dr.bollocko

Alcohol.

meditraitor

1. My misses loves me and I love her
2. My 9 month old starting saying dada last week
3. My Rent just went from 1300 to 950 per month








4. Still working away
5. Just booked a 2 week holiday in the sun
6. did I mention my misses loves me


Nice thread

cathysworld

meditraitor wrote: »

1. My misses loves me and I love her
2. My 9 month old starting saying dada last week
3. My Rent just went from 1300 to 950 per month








4. Still working away
5. Just booked a 2 week holiday in the sun
6. did I mention my misses loves me


Nice thread

U mentioned it twice Smuggy

Rabies

I'm employed
Don't live in Ireland
Will get a pay rise in a few weeks

cathysworld

Rabies wrote: »

I'm employed
Don't live in Ireland
Will get a pay rise in a few weeks

Where do u live? Please say Barbados..

enda1

I'm employed
Moving to a new apartment for same rent but bigger and in nicer area
Going to Berlin then Madrid then Birmingham on holidays in this month!!! (and then Dublin for the Pixies at the start of October)

Wohoo!

rockmongrel

1) Got a part time job in Eason.
2) College starts up again soon
3) Got a hot girls number last night.





4) Listening to Kimya Dawson
5) Had a lovely cold shower to wake me up and sober me up.
6) Depressed people make me happy

Rabies

cathysworld wrote: »

Where do u live? Please say Barbados..

No.
I live in NZ for my troubles

cathysworld

Rabies wrote: »

No.
I live in NZ for my troubles

NZ rocks too!

maherro

1. Got a masters
2. Have the best mates
3. moving out of home soon

Whiskey Devil

1. Got more sleep than I expected last night, so work wasn't too bad today.
2. Got some chocolate monies in the bank today, so no more cream crackers and cheese for me.
3. Talked to my mammy earlier.
4. In bed early tonight.

R0ot

1. Be a dad in 5 months.
2. New camera arrived today.
3. I'm in love.

In that order.

qwertplaywert

1:Just watched The Office season 1 ep 4

2:Have fantastic friends, which I have realised over the past few weeks

3:The Mammy out of the blue bought me a new pair of Headphones today