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random questions peeps

  • 29-07-2009 5:18pm
    #1
    tbaymusicman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭


    Hey couldn't find a thread with this type thing or where to put it so said id put it here!!Just thought we could ask random questions funny or not

    Here are mine

    Where was the 1st ever speed bump?

    Do Muslim's have to be buried facing mecca?

    Is it only Catholic's who shake the deceased's family's hands?

    Why is fair city and all soaps crap?

    Who got the 1st hole in one?

    How do they get the grass so smooth on a golf green?

    ok people answer or ask more :D:D
    Tagged:


Comments

  • #2
    arse..biscuits
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,878 ✭✭✭arse..biscuits


    Why is a wrong number never engaged?


  • #3
    azzurri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭azzurri


    The answer to all them questions is:

    "That would be an eccuminacle matter"









    i know its spelt wrong


  • #4
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    If you spin an Oriental guy around in circles does he become disorientated?


  • #5
    MmmmmCheese
    Registered Users Posts: 357 ✭✭MmmmmCheese


    Who was the first person to look at a cows udders and think "hmm i wonder what will happen if i pull those things?"


  • #6
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Random answers:

    1. Quebec

    2. The circumference of the earth at the equator is 24,902 mi

    3. Dustin Hoffman

    4. 1983

    5. Ninjas


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  • #7
    seamus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    arse..biscuits wrote: »
    Why is a wrong number never engaged?
    If it was, how would you know you dialled the wrong number?


  • #8
    tbaymusicman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭tbaymusicman


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Random answers:

    1. Quebec

    2. The circumference of the earth at the equator is 24,902 mi

    3. Dustin Hoffman

    4. 1983

    5. Ninjas


    Excellent i was going to ask who played rain man but i dont need to now haha


  • #9
    arse..biscuits
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,878 ✭✭✭arse..biscuits


    seamus wrote: »
    If it was, how would you know you dialled the wrong number?

    What do you mean?


  • #10
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    More Random answers.

    1: Yes. Yes I would

    2: Yellow

    3: No but he ate some popcorn instead

    4: The bunny's in the hat the whole time.

    5: Peaches and cream.

    6: George Michael.

    7: About 16. 17 If you count that fat girl on Saturday.

    8: No your bum doesn't look big in that. It's just big anyway.


  • #11
    jigglywoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 359 ✭✭jigglywoo


    How come when you're looking for something it's always in the last place you look:confused:


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  • #12
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    tbaymusicman wrote: »
    Excellent i was going to ask who played rain man but i dont need to now haha

    Rainman was played by a Ninja? :confused:


  • #13
    tbaymusicman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭tbaymusicman


    Who's alan and why do i have his key's?


  • #14
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Why do people put the lid back on an empty bottle before they throw it in the bin?? :confused:

    What was the best thing before sliced bread?

    How do they get the fig in the fig rolls?

    Why has nobody shot Bono yet?


  • #15
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    jigglywoo wrote: »
    How come when you're looking for something it's always in the last place you look:confused:

    Of course its in the last place you look, you just found it so why would you keep looking???


  • #16
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Did Kamikaze pilots wear safety ( seat) belts on their final dive ?


  • #17
    tbaymusicman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭tbaymusicman


    Why does kerry katona and her fat cab hubby exist?


  • #18
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,663 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Dean09 wrote: »
    Why do people put the lid back on an empty bottle before they throw it in the bin?? :confused:

    What was the best thing before sliced bread?

    How do they get the fig in the fig rolls?

    Why has nobody shot Bono yet?

    Because they'rce nice
    Unsliced Bread
    Roll it like a mini swiss roll
    Keyboard warriorsim.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #19
    Michellenman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Michellenman


    Why is abbreviated such a long word?


  • #20
    tbaymusicman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭tbaymusicman


    Why the feck are sandwiches called sandwiches???


  • #21
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    tbaymusicman wrote: »
    Why does kerry katona and her fat cab hubby exist?

    .....because God's a cruel gopher.


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  • #22
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    people tryin to be funny when they're not!


  • #23
    tbaymusicman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭tbaymusicman


    people who post when they dont want to contribute


  • #24
    ProjectColossus
    Registered Users Posts: 764 ✭✭✭ProjectColossus


    tbaymusicman wrote: »
    Why the feck are sandwiches called sandwiches???

    Supposedly named after this guy

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Montagu,_4th_Earl_of_Sandwich


  • #25
    osnola ibax
    Registered Users Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭osnola ibax


    Who invented cooking?


  • #26
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Was Twink ever hot?


  • #27
    tbaymusicman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭tbaymusicman


    Why is Ireland so behind the majority of the world


  • #28
    Doyler92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,664 ✭✭✭Doyler92


    If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?


  • #29
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Doyler92 wrote: »
    If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?

    No, just talented.


  • #30
    tbaymusicman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭tbaymusicman


    If you sneeze hiccup and fart at the same time does a butterfly flap its wings in kansas


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  • #31
    barleybooley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭barleybooley


    Is there a correlation between the *5million% rise in the use of the word 'random' and the increase in "offbeat" kids walking our streets?

    *courtesy of the CSO


  • #32
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    tbaymusicman wrote: »
    Do Muslim's have to be buried facing mecca?

    That would be hard considering people are buried lying down.


  • #33
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Is it only Catholic's who shake the deceased's family's hands?

    ewww!


  • #34
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    tbaymusicman wrote: »
    Why is Ireland so behind the majority of the world

    Cos it has a nice arse and we're drunk.


  • #35
    tbaymusicman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭tbaymusicman


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Cos it has a nice arse and we're drunk.

    hmmm makes sense:pac:


  • #36
    tbaymusicman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭tbaymusicman


    Deleted User wrote: »
    That would be hard considering people are buried lying down.

    Is that a fact do??im pretty sure they do


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