Silliness Supremacy Struggle

cyberwolf77

Hear ye, hear ye! By decree of lord Sarkthulhu we are herby ordered to vie for the honor of being the supremely silly one of The Cuckoo's Nest.
Let the silliness begin now, or not. I really don't care.
EDIT:
For the record this is where you comes to be silly as you can be. This is not a fight thread. That thread is a few doors down and can be located by the blood seeping under the door, or the screaming inside.

kerash

there had better be an appropriate prize for the supremacist

cyberwolf77

Don't look at me. Seriously don't look at me. I'm not wearing any pants right now.

cyberwolf77

Purple mooses dance through evergreen forests while electric sheep dream of mechanical rams.

cHaTbOx

I'm goin to attack you wth blunt knives and sharp spoons as soon as I fish the key from the jelly pond

cyberwolf77

I shall fling pies and cakes though the air. Confectionery combat shall be joined.

cHaTbOx

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

I shall fling pies and cakes though the air. Confectionery combat shall be joined.

**catches in hired wheelbarrow**

I suffocate you in the jelly pond

cyberwolf77

Two and two is four. Look I just made a petit four.

cHaTbOx

**throws barbed wire against your four and chops its head off to make a capital T**

cyberwolf77

Two guys are walking down the street. One walks into a bar, the other one ducked.

cHaTbOx

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

Two guys are walking down the street. One walks into a bar, the other one ducked.

Then another guy runs up behind them saying "I am getting left out of these jokes"

cyberwolf77

cHaTbOx wrote: »

Then another guy runs up behind them saying "I am getting left out of these jokes"

A priest and rabbi come up and beat the hell out of the third guy. They leave to get a drink.

cHaTbOx

but got distracted by the rich kids play school

cyberwolf77

A fluffy pink dragon came down from the sky and devoured all the little kids.

cHaTbOx

saved them from a life of horrible memorries, they are now in cages in the dragon's stomach

cyberwolf77

A little old lady sits knitting a new hat for a favored sock monster.

cHaTbOx

who is this little old lady , is she knitting socks as well?

cyberwolf77

Madame defarge is the little old lady. Considering where she' sitting i think I'll let you ask her.

cHaTbOx

Yeah you just like looking when they are sitting there, when is next edition of hogs on bogs out ?

cyberwolf77

cHaTbOx wrote: »

Yeah you just like looking when they are sitting there, when is next edition of hogs on bogs out ?

How would I know. I read chicks on broomsticks(Pornography for discriminating pagans.)

cHaTbOx

I thought it was the adult version of harry potter ,

Harry grabbed the golden snitch and got 150 points \o/

cyberwolf77

Well, I think we all know how much Master Potter enjoys playing with his wand.

cHaTbOx

I don't , enlighten me :P

cyberwolf77

cHaTbOx wrote: »

I don't , enlighten me :P

Google Harry Potter+porn. Have much eye bleach handy.

cHaTbOx

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

Google Harry Potter+porn. Have much eye bleach handy.

And you "Swallow" ... the bleach?

cyberwolf77

cHaTbOx wrote: »

And you "Swallow" ... the bleach?

No, you'll need the bleach to blind yourself.

cHaTbOx

How are you so sure of this ? What else have you been looking up , pets gone wild xxx

cyberwolf77

I know nuffink.

cHaTbOx

Say hello to my little friend , oi oi oi , come back here , he's not that little

cyberwolf77

Here lies Les Moore
Took four slugs from a .44
No less
no more.

cHaTbOx

I want to get all the cream of the guinness and put it on a cone , and eat it while driving muhaahahahahh

cyberwolf77

I want to dance with angels on the head of a pin*






*provided angels means twin nymphomaniac gymnasts, and the dancing takes place on a waterbed we're calling a pin for sake of the conversation.

Toasty113

cyberwolf77 wrote: »

Don't look at me. Seriously don't look at me. I'm not wearing any pants right now.

Thats disgusting!...*looks*

cyberwolf77

Toasty113 wrote: »

Thats disgusting!...*looks*

Toasty, put away that camera and pull up your pants. Perverts everywhere I look.

Toasty113

Your looking in a mirror

cyberwolf77

Dance in darkness and you shall trip.

Toasty113

Jack and Jill went up the hill to poison the towns water,
Jill forgot to bring the pill so they just decided to slaughter

cyberwolf77

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider that sat down beside her. Miss Muffet is now gay.

cHaTbOx

Toasty113 wrote: »

Jill forgot to bring the pill so they just decided to slaughter

I thought this was a euphenism for abortion

Toasty113

Ill Euphemise you if your not careful! *shakes cake angrily at boxy*

cyberwolf77

Tangerine tigers parade through a field of blue grass looking for mauve moose to munch upon.

Matt Holck

I thought this was the dressing room

cHaTbOx

No it's a continuous hen night

Matt Holck wrote: »

I thought this was the dressing room

get it off

cherryghost

yellow bread must be worn at all times when in the vicinity of Tar.Aldarion

Matt Holck

the spacing in my browser is irregular

Toasty113

Doc, your fork has magical powers!

cyberwolf77

Werewolves do not use silverware. They much prefer goldware.

Toasty113

Pictures on the wall, all staring, all waiting to get me... They put them here, I know it. Plans, they're always trying to get me... "sir this is a gallery, please dont threaten the paintings" you win this time Mr. tour guide.

cyberwolf77

The eyes they follow you everywhere in the room. Maybe you shouldn't have them on a piece of string then.

cHaTbOx

i have sharp toenails

cyberwolf77

I have an itch I can't quite reach.